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@ughitssummer
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#1 new york times best tweeter
chicago
Joined November 2012
my texts with my stepdad go like this me: yelling at him about his stance on immigration me: happy birthday! him: thank you him: here is the new car insurance card me: can you order me a phone charger for pickup
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i have some terrible news for you. i just got home from traveling and I have 3 more vacations booked for this year 💔💔💔💔 isn’t that crazy????
@ughitssummer surban hell scape fam travels 3-4 times a year while you bed rot in a shitty inner city. congrats
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they should invent a girl scout cookie program but for hot dogs
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This is gonna go triple platinum on my dad’s iPod nano
Harry Styles covers ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’ by Tears For Fears for the BBC’s Live Lounge. https://t.co/H2jjzrNl3n
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The secret to a long healthy life is to consume so much caffeine and nicotine you’re nauseous and a little scared 24/7
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summer summer
we’ve had hot girl summer, white boy summer, performative male summer… what’s this summer going to be?
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americans really spend 4 years in a walkable community (college), say “wow, those were truly the best years of my life. oh well!” and then proceed to buy a house & car in the middle of a suburbanite hellscape
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if a performative male is tote bag matcha thrifting then what is performative girl?
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I find Chappell Roan to be the most relatable celebrity because she can’t ever let anything go and is always telling everyone to go kill themselves
Chappell Roan films the paparazzi after repeatedly asking them to leave her alone. https://t.co/74psDYMyXO
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normal people at the gym: I'm just livin that life von dutch cult classic but I still POP
fat people at the gym doing random cardio and fit people doing weights. many such cases
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I simply cannot trust ppl who work corporate jobs and actually care about what they do. Like there's something deeply wrong with you
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tipping culture got out of the hand the second i started being forced against my will to do all this math. put the percentages on my receipts so i can circle it or gtfo
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i still do laptop in bed whenever i stay at my parents house. for old times sake
Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.
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Microdosing the feeling of Spring 2020 by taking a 19 mile walk and waiting for a check from the government
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how tf do people go to the gym before 9 am. what drug do I need
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slept until 1 pm and back in my jammies at 5:30 pm. #funemployment
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