machine yearning engineer
@confusionm8trix
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statistics, music, birding, poetry, baseball, philosophy, the sublime.
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Joined June 2020
you’re a soulful white boy AND a data scientist? wow you are one interesting chico
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evergreen https://t.co/kwS6aMm0xW
sorry it took me like 8 hours to write four lines of python i saw the word "PATH" come up when i googled the thing i was trying to do and i got scared
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hell is real and it’s on earth and it involves fixing python versioning issues on a slow-ass government remote desktop with no permissions that’s running out of space and doing so silently due to MS auth issues
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I may have to see Dr Mario
holy s*** Palutena's boobs are hot AF tbh I'd literally go lesbian for her, so round Sakurai bias needs to stop, I may have to see Dr Mario
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in fairness the incredibles soundtrack also goes crazy and the monsters inc soundtrack is incredible, both of which were thoughts I had in my head as I was writing the tweet
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fuck that’s not what it’s called... guys between this and “october november halloween” I’m starting to get scared
monsters incredible soundtrack goes crazy
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monsters incredible soundtrack goes crazy
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"you tweeted that --" first of all, do not conflate me, the author, with the "speaker" of my tweets
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renaissance painter in a dry spell painting a work called “the dearth of penis”
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(daniel plainview voice) I have a competition in me.
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sorry for posting stupid jokes about there will be blood that nobody likes. it will happen probably at least two or three more times because I think they’re all funny as hell
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mathematics is lowkey romantic as hell with the “carry the one” business
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daniel plainview if he was Goya’s Saturn: I’VE DEVOURED MY CHILD! I’VE DEVOURED MY BOY!
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how do i fit 11 months of wasted time into 1 month of locking in
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youtuber daniel plainview be like you laugh you lose eli
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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy while they aren't looking...it would be most dishonorable.
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it rules that october, november, and halloween all have their own major holidays. every month should have one.
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