Sam
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What matters is what we make of what isn’t inevitable.
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You beat cancer in 2/3 weeks. Trust me, no one is underestimating you
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Let me save you a read. Not a cure and not a vaccine. A steroid aimed at decreasing fatalities.
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Real criminals watching SAPS arrest people for having 2 carry packs in their cars.
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I could never date someone who takes forever to reply and just goes missing
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I don't want a relationship where I can't kiss you in the isle at Woolworths
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The bad bitch in him came out at 0:07
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You're a hater. Why would you end the video when little man is about to eat you guys up?
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If on your 10 year anniversary you don't quote this picture with"10 years running what you saying man?" Then you've wasted our time
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Guys I don't have anything to promote so I'll just say I hope everyone has a good day except people who don't like avocados.jokes
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I will never be with someone who doesn't make life easier for me. Imagine leaving a comfortable single life to date a burden.
Is this what marriage is like for straight people? 🥴
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My girlfriend and I are forever DMing each other nonsense we see on the TL
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Not everyone will have it.
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When my family talks about me during the festive season.
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Can't spank destiny
Boobs and Ass will pass away. Be with someone that will lift your destiny 👌
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Sending love to all the people sharing their stories. Also sending love to the people who aren't sharing their stories. 💕
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Drunk girls in the club greeting you for the first time but they see you everyday.
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"Let me tell you about God the mothe..."
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Women after they shoot their shot by looking at your avi
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Oomama benu will say "uthixo asoze andiyeke ndifumane icorona mna" utsho etya iipilisi zakhe zehigh blood
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Why is a man with a full beard hanging and drinking with 15 year old girls?
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"Khandiboleke uflesh"
If You Had These In Primary Everyone Wanted To Be Your friend 😂😂😂😂
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If you going to ask me "uphi?" follow that question with the reason you are asking that so I can decide ndiphi.
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Mna ndinicela kakuhle,if utya icheri yam itya uthule. Akho need uzondijongisa kwaTwitter
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I haven't seen Xhosa girls so happy than I have over the past 3 nights.
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Nizomyeka uLonz kanene since eyifav yenu kodwa nguye ozise into yeglobe kwiTL. Benihleka pha nimbasela
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Man said Sidwell is embarrassing then went on to be embarrassing also.
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We are supporters this side 🏳️🌈🌈
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Tjo hayi baby masiyeke. If I wanted long reply time I would have sent a letter via the post office
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1.90m My face
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What you need to do is release new music
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Tyler Perry been quiet since you played both these roles
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Read her bio.
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Anyone looking for a live in nanny/helper please DM me. She can speak and understand English and Xhosa and has 10+ years of experience.
Your retweets will be appreciated.
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