I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives episode of its own. Here is the first page.

All of us Bengal fans watching this game tonight…

Petition to replace the NYE ball in Time Square with the spooky island disco skull

Damar Hamlin has a toy drive fundraiser with a goal of $2,500 Over $300,000 has been donated in the last 10 minutes

Thankful for the suggestion of bad chance songs by ex boyfriends. Y’all just led me to the good ones 😭

Me not able to support Toby Keith’s politics but having to sing out his lyrical genius

It seems so can I!

We used to be a proper country

The chokehold that Elmo has over the world right now feels right

Stop putting me on your private story in 2022 I can’t be trusted

I believe my age directly correlates to how many Wendy’s “new fries” I’ve been through in my lifetime

Put you in a mansion Somewhere in Wiscansin

PSA: If you are 27-37, and you dressed up as Ted Lasso: you’re not a good person you just wish you were.

And then I realized, with New York City under water, was my love life drowning too?

Do bros heart other bros messages in the chat? Asking for my phone mate who says he’s “messaging his bros and not his wife”

If you're reading this, you deserve a cookie. 💙🍪

My buddy who runs the wonderful bbq truck @swineandsteel updated their official policy