Justin Randall
@imjustinrandall
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comedian & cool gay guy
NYC
Joined May 2013
āAre those theā ā the evil stilettos? yeah, they are
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āGay guys put wieners WHERE???ā -person finding out about gay guys
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Easy, Lady Gaga
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What if, and hear me out, they all took turns choking me
People Magazineās last 10 'Sexiest Man Alive' winnersā¦ who deserved and who didnāt š
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes
How Zohran Mamdaniās aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes https://t.co/NFq9JxuJlV
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Me, doing the absolute bare minimum by voting in my local election: āgod Iām a fucking heroā
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The gayest man you know is about to make this his personality for approx 2 weeks
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Need him and Luigi to cross paths and give us the love story of the century
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About a year ago I started new meds for depression and now every appt my psych asks me if Iām āseeing anything unusualā and Iām like um, yeah, a future for myself?
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I very genuinely think I have an existential variant of OCD and this is probably a manifestation of that but otherwise Iām doing great over here
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I canāt explain it but does anyone else think about the fact that we are apes approx 100 times a day
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Anyways not the most creative but I think I we looked hawt
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āAI is gonna take over the worldā then why are the bots still not smart enough to know the MOST obvious fact, that I am a huge f*ggot
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I guess weāre going asā¦ bloody boyfriends?Alternate title: Dahm and Dahmer
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