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@troofdaddy

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follow me for football banter or witty replies to things 🤷‍♂️ #nfl #ffb #dynasty #idp fantasy junky

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@UberFacts Time enjoyed is not time wasted
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@birdsong222345 @todayyearsoldig Yeah or even people that complain on Twitter about getting wasps off your property
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@tVladDTepes @DailyLoud You’re looking at it wrong. High school isn’t gonna be this kids peak. Some people enjoy being an adult way more than a kid in school. He’s got a great life ahead of him
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@Bornakang Sausage everyone’s done this Pineapple I curiously would Peanut butter cup I def would Pickles not for me BUT SUSHI???!!!
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@cctvidiots Person on the edge: Life is hard and I’m thinking about ending it *Gets drop kicked by fireman* Yeah fuck this, I’m done
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@wantedbythehoes Meanwhile Five Guys cashier: Ok a burger and large fry that comes out to $35.58 Me: oh shit I forgot to get a drink
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@historyinmemes They used an adhesive on his hand and on all the food so it would stick to the tray when he caught it but the catch was real. John Dykstra talks about it in the DVD commentary
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@mymixtapez Cup Noodles telling you they’ve been giving everyone cancer for 50 years
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@KZXcellent This dudes ping is through the roof
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AJ Dillon was just Really expensive samaje perine
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@westerosies This ending is better than season 8
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@MattFFDynasty I’d start with Tom Brady’s combine photo
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@EverythingOOC The people that were old enough to understand this when it first came out are now 120 years old
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@jasrifootball @WAFB He’s Ridley Boutte that life
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@beautifful91 @cambeserious “The names Megara but my friends call me Meg, or at least they would if I had any friends” I could see it
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@FightHaven Her shirt
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@kirawontmiss Why is no one talking about this floating filing cabinet thing
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@JerseysSports10 @UberFacts This is actually more true than people know. I knew a guy who robbed a bank for a little over a million dollars. Be buried it somewhere and turned him self in. Told the cops he spent it on cocaine and hookers and has no regrets. Got out in like 7 years and lived his life
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@_Rian_Stone Don’t listen to the trolls. This is an upcoming UFC fight.
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@ThatsLudaChriss Nah fam that’s Pokémon go summer. It will always live in infamy
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@CreepyOrg Now he’s a rapper named lil tiger
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@Parry_FF I don’t think you have a good grasp on how half the country actually feels. 35% of women would look at you in disgust for thinking Butker said something wrong. Another 35% couldn’t care less.
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@littlenutsac I can’t even see this without hearing “tank top screaming lotto I don’t fit you”
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@TheSirBoop13 @tVladDTepes @DailyLoud Like I said… some kids don’t give a damn about proms and high school sports in the slightest. Hopefully he will have the rest of his life to enjoy the world as a wealthy man
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@TheFantasyEng Tom Brady is older than Amari Coopers dad
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@LRiddickESPN Kupp to his agent: How are the jaguars paying Christian friggin Kirk 20 mil a year? Agent:
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@altoidsrevenge White folk right applying cream
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@NFL_DovKleiman You can trade for a coach? Has this ever happened
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@ShitpostGate I was gonna say get cartman off this list but then I remembered taco flavored kisses 😕
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@LocalBateman When you see Carmen’s last text
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@RealDianeYap Those white girls actually won that race lol
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@NoContextHumans Beta with the umbrella just lost his chick to a piece of candy
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@NFLRookieWatxh This is the part of the season where we have 82 projected first rounders for next year
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@crazyclipsonly Now he knows how Han Solo felt
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@ShanePHallam In your opinion. It’s wrong, arcane, and harmful to leave out that this is just your opinion.
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@GammaApe @NoCapFights This is actually extremely common. Like it’s happened to A LOT of people I know. Getting credit under your kids name was actually pretty normalized in the 80s and 90s sadly
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@npreeko Hell no. Getting some strange is not worth pissing off the person that’s gonna decide whether you’re happy or not. Just break up if you need it that bad
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@TalkinGiants And still put the team on his back doh
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@Marcus_Mosher @DaDynastyDad He’s tackled so many times during this play against any NFL defense
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@zebster114 Me neither. They’re like vegans to me. Saving what’s good for the rest of us
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@PFF Isn’t it “I believe it when I see it”?
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@chohmmiller1 @Brink_Thinker 2 has an extra toe but I can’t figure out 1 and 4
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@RyanKennedy_22 Julio yeah for sure but he’s way older than MT. MT isn’t done
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@jasonffl Laughed so hard at this 🤣
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@albert12798 Read it in this voice
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@LeVeonBell @NFL Meanwhile gase right now
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@Andrew2True @SleeperHQ Vegas got wrecked in this
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@ACousins3 @UberFacts Is this really high end sarcasm or did you really pick the most well casted movie ever made?
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@UberFacts Only one right answer Taco Bell discontinuing the caramel apple empanada
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Typical QB tweet: love my teammates god is good! RB tweet: keep grindin TE tweet: derp WR tweet: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
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@atensnut Dudes can’t have babies
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@b1gdumb1diott Mr Brightside although good song isn’t even top 3 When you were young Read my mind Smile like you mean it Bones is very underrated.
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@TundeWalls @insultsrare He actually owes the Jewish bowl a few bucks
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@Ihartitz As soon as I saw that play during the jets game I new it was going on Ian’s weekly “just a couple guys” tweet 🤣
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@FantasyReceipts He defended it too. This was always horrible 😬
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@midgetmoxie I bet I know one guy that does
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@AdamSchefter I think Jaire is confused about what him catching so many balls at practice means for Jordan Love
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@DailyLoud Omg he got ripped off. For a mil it should have been an entire wall or floor of a room. That contractor made $985,000 off this
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@AndrewHallFF I actually don’t understand why he even needs defending. He didn’t say anything bad. He just has a different opinion. Its scary if that’s really a problem in this country now
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@FFreniere @mrwtffacts Guy was born in 1790 Had a kid at 63 in 1853 That kid had a kid at 75 in 1923 That kids now 93 in 2022 😳
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@matthewluciow92 That pizza looks huge in his hands
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NFL handling the Rashee Rice situation
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@R0bG0lden Diggs is no where near as good as AB is
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@zychapo @nflthrowback Looks like Only people that liked this tweet know this
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@ATRightMovies He doesn’t have a thing on this kid
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@UberFacts Wrestling
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@SouthDallasFood My wife’s is better
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@Thrones_Facts Then why not Jamie Lannister the FOOKING KING SLAYER!??
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@brucewilson @MattWalshBlog Being accused isn’t the same as what he said. Every political candidate gets accused of that now a days
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@FantasyReceipts This sounds like he was actually higher on Mostert than consensus
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@UberFacts Final fantasy 7 not being in here is an error
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@Finewine06 This dude one time got caught butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. Girl caught em on the counter, the soffa, the shower, and even got em on camera and he still told her it wasn’t him 😦
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@UberFacts What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…. Like no it doesn’t bro not even a little bit
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@MySportsUpdate @peter_king Legend has it that his hand is still hanging there to this day
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Some of the pictures from this smoke are crazy 👀 #NYCsmoke
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@aagirlasnoname @historyinmemes Unless you think the director and everyone involved is covering this up like it’s the damn moon landing, it’s real
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@s8n But there Pokémon were actually koffing and ekans…
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@kickassical94 @AlexandersZeug @birdsong222345 @todayyearsoldig My mortgage is paid so no bank but you got me with the feds lol
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@TheFantasyEng Check if Kenneth Walker is out there
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@MrPip68 @lukesawhook 5 point bonus for 100 yards is really stupid
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@EMT_Ashlie Women actually make a higher % of what the WNBA makes than the men do in the NBA so becareful asking for equal wages. You’re gonna get these young ladies a pay cut 😬
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@Alphafox78 This dudes about to break his brother out of prison
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@NickSarnelli They just be saying shit 😭😭
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@UberFacts He just like me fr
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@SIDEL1NEREPORT He’s been absolutely great for them. If the Vikings recognize that more than the Packers than he should give the Vikings his all instead
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@Diablo Losing my lvl 24 hardcore rogue to this guy. 1 more hit and I had him!
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@TheSDPadresFan @NoCapFights I’m blind and read this tweet through Twitter grail. Thank you
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