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I really like watching football

New England
Joined August 2014
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Through 10 #SFB15
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Blessed
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Someone brought their fantasy football trophy with them to dinner tonight at the restaurant I'm at, hell yea
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RT @MLBONFOX: The Nationals are calling up their top paw-spect Bruce the Bat Dog from Triple-A, the team announced. He will make his Major….
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Happy Father's Day Weekend to all the dads out there. Finally, a Thursday night, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday night where we can kick back and relax.
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RT @cooterdoodle: New to this whole “fantasy football trade negotiation” thing. How did I do?
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RT @PRic508: Gruden’s the man!! 🥞💪🏽.
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Crazy that people say Jordan is a distraction from football when she's literally the reason Bill is getting another ring.
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RT @ckaz44: In honor of the Pope dying, the Cardinals should get to pick for the Saints tomorrow.
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RT @AgChainCowboy: Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if….
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RT @ckaz44: Monopoly money is technically play dough.
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Me to my kids after telling my wife that they ate the rest of the cookies, not me.
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DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED.
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RT @JefePil: big deal I had breakfast sunday too.
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RT @WazNFL: @TheFantasyEng Have you tried putting it in the oven? Hypothetically?.
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3 months
Got my wife some cool looking flower and watered the absolute shit out of it before she got home and then she was like "that's the most beautiful orchid, so let's just make sure not to water it too much bc these are finicky". How do you un-water a plant? Hypothetically.
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RT @ckaz44: Please, Mr. Coffee is my father. You can just call me Joe.
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3 months
I wonder if charlie puth is in this song
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When your favorite takeout spot recognizes you when you walk in >>>>>.
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4 months
Told my boss I'll have a big assignment done by EOD, he's going to lose it when I April fool's him. Get ready to laugh.
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4 months
I share in case you're like me & saw posts like this and wanted motivation to do it yourself. I did it cold turkey. I don't know anyone else personally who's sober. I just keep myself busy, like chess. Recognized myself going down a bad path (& fam history) & decided to change.
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