Duchess Dee for PM🐟 #FBPE #FBPR #GobshiteClub
2 years
So I was in Lidl this morning and a woman was looking at the frozen turkeys but she couldn’t find one big enough.
She asked one of the assistants, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
He replied, with a straight face, “No, ma’am. They are dead.”
Made my week!