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the things i’d do to be sitting in a plastic lawn chair in a lake on a hot day rn are unsavory at best
Shell Lake, Wisconsin
Washburn County
Population: 1,310
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any mf who adds a community note like this should be sentenced to a public stoning. have you not bore witness to the plights of man? let us guffaw in peace
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i need two pup cups - one for Hugo and the other for da dog in me
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dude at the dog park wearing an ICP jersey and keeps WHOOPING to call his dogs
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tfw your therapist changes her rates from $250/hr to $50 because i “push her as a professional” …. thank you i think???
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suddenly i’m homesick
Good morning, Minneapolis!
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literally nothing makes me want to die more than having a mental break down and coming home to my roommate having her 4th dude of the day over
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why do people say jesus h christ what was that man’s middle name
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3 years ago today i was admitted to SCAD where i planned on majoring in marketing with a minor in casting… then realized i couldn’t afford the 250k debt. life happened and today i start my job at a modeling agency :-)
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trying to coordinate something for my bitch sisters wedding
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behold, twotter - braised rabbit and lemon x basil ricotta stuffed ravioli, fried in rendered rabbit fat, with a truffle x garlic x parmesan x crème fraîche x thyme sauce
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CRAB WONTONS FUCKING SUCK AND ITS ALL THEY HAVE IN DENEVR?!?!?! IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I JUST WANT PLAIN CREAM CHEESE WONTONS
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y’all ever clench your butthole so hard it cracks your back?
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i’ve never been to a casino in my life because i fear this is what my future may entail if i were to step one foot in there
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out here playing goddamn super mario sunshine bitch suck my dick bitch
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goodbye outside world
Nintendo officially reveals an upcoming LEGO Animal Crossing collection.
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thinking about the time my roommate had a dude over one night and he was going to leave because he didn’t have a bonnet but then said to me “what about you icarly? you look like you gotta bonnet layin around here” and i DID
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my 34 year old coworker just asked our office if “anyone here’s ever sucked dick with a condom on?”
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thinking about the one time i was hammed and my old roommate brought a jewish dude over and he invited me to his family Sedyr then prayed over me because he “just knows his fellow jews”
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i cant believe y’all be drinking coffee every day no wonder everyone got IBS
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i can smell it
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@NOIDEDNOISE
holy shit… at the end if the ducks crossed the road opposite to Meadow walking into the diner🫡
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Jojo Siwa called me a fag to my face
Jojo Siwa reveals that she isn’t that innocent after all:
“Just wait until I drop that F bomb,” she warns
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commencement speaker at my sisters law school graduation talking about being a dead head and having chemical dependency issues lmfao
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oh my god
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all my friends getting partners smh now i’m the only single friend back on my solo dolo shit
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Health insurance shopping while listening to “Rock Your Body” by Black Eyed Peas
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i can’t believe dudes admit to being addicted to porn keep that shit to urself brœther
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i got way too drunk last night for a school night what da hell
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raise your hand if Howls moving castle set unrealistic relationship expectations for you🙋🏻♀️
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remember when we’d sell grams of dabs for $120 in high school lol
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this is a hate crime
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i would recreate 9/11 to have the sweet taste of Supatra’s wontons and sweet & spicy stir fry graze my lips for one last time
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who got 2 thumb and go to croatia for their bday with 4!!!! michelin resies booked
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smells like freshman year of highschool on this beautiful 9/11 evening
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what the fuck do i look like weeding and mowing another man’s lawn? i’m a LADY!
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should i start posting my 2012 chevy cruze that’s falling apart like a car bro
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can’t pay most of my bills or afford healthcare / my meds but i do got a 40k KPI so suck my dick sleepy joe!
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i hope to never be stopped and asked what song i’m listening to because it’s likely a black eyed peas song
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things my roommates said “honestly thought what the fuck is global warming i need you guys to break it down nice and simple for me”
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my 13th reason is that people think Fast Car is Luke Comb’s song and not the people’s champion, Tracy mother fucking Chapman
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me vs laundry
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“you prefer sams club? i bet you shop at walmart too” dude who the fuck are you anyways
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got punched in the mouth last night and this is the only tab open
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my family tryna plan thanksgiving in a different country forgetting my dads a felon and can’t leave 😭😭😭😭
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when ur at the club and desperately need to pee but a couple is fuckin in 1/2 stalls
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i love action bronson
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mfs wear sandals to the dog park like you’re not walking on a bed of piss what the hells wrong with you
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how the hell all my siblings get engaged in 1 year and i still live in a basement
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legalize baby-use cannabis in Minnesota!!!!!
It's time to legalize adult-use cannabis and expunge cannabis convictions in Minnesota. I’m ready to sign it into law.
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if i see any of you mfs wearing the black nike x tiffany shoes im calling your mother
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theresa literally sucks ass and it’s been apparent since episode 1 golden bachelor suck a dick
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