Tony Escargot
@tonyescargot
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Joined September 2024
This is the first time I've had an erection since April 17th, 2025.
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He looks almost too jacked to play hockey?
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2/2. Unfortunately, now I won’t be able to do that. I want to thank the many people who listened to me over the years, and the great colleagues with whom I worked. I appreciate every single one of you. It was a blast. What’s next? Podcast world? Who knows. God speed. Go Birds.
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This Savannah Bananas thing might be the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. It’s literally bible camp in sport form.
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I’ve never gone fishing a day in my life. I don’t even really eat fish outside of shrimp or lobster. Being a grown ass man and not knowing that Cod is a type of fish is unbelievable. I’m willing to bet the collective IQ between these numbskulls is below 20.
Fun fact of the day, turns out cod is a real type of fish 🐟
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Superstar.
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It’s him.
@charlieo_conn @PanasonicDX4500 yeah well thats what happens when you tear down the kate smith statue
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how do we know it's really him?
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It’s happening.
🚨#BREAKING: WNBA betting volume on dildos surpasses betting volume for who will win the game — Polymarket
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🚨#BREAKING: WNBA betting volume on dildos surpasses betting volume for who will win the game — Polymarket
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The kid is legit.
Ivan Demidov & his GF Katya have gotten a lil puppy 🐶 and they’ve named her Céline
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I cannot believe how ASS this looks. What the hell happened?
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Quit playing basketball on the dildo range
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@sophaller Stop playing basketball on the dildo range
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