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2 years
Appreciate you bro
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Under 40. @TheBaddestMitch @NILES100 @TahirMoore @_Amberia Mandal man, Alton walker, @tmurph, lewis belt, @kanishaiscomedy, @ejspeakstruth, @ritabrentcomedy, Isaiah Kelly, @ComedianCP, @robhaze, @navvgreene, @lolbrandidenise, @iamdesibanks, Desi Alexander, @btkingsley, Paris
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What age are you cool with tapping out? Like “Alright God, I’ve seen enough.” I’m not trying to
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How we go from Halloween to BLIZZARD 😩🤣
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13 hits and these kids start acting like they’re grown😑 #ParentLife #Teenagers #MillennialPare
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Who else be ready to snap over that lil attitude your kids have😳🤣
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Are yall kids eating up the whole budget😩🤣
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Stop calling every black man with a beard James Harden! #Comedian #StandUpComedy #JamesHarden #
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These kids SUCK at being kids😩🤦🏾‍♂️
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Parents have yall noticed this?👀
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At this point Facebook & IG should just rename themselves TMZ 😂 I ain’t seen my real friends on here since 2021 😭
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Show me my d@mn FRIENDS 😩
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OMG 🤣🤣🤣
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Real parents vacation without the kids 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣
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Parents need their own TIME! I said what I SAID 🤷🏾‍♂️ #DadLife #momlife #parenting #vacationvibes #couples #relationshipgoals
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Say it again child 🤣
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The Dollar Store ain’t slick 🤣
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Sometimes you just gotta be Quiet at the comedy show 🤣
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These kids call us for EVERYTHING
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This Week at Helium | Dale Jones, @tmurph, @JesusTrejo, + @jamessmurray! Grab tickets now: https://t.co/3IvkNyJhYN
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They got 67 we had 69🥴 And we knew what it meant👀🤣
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They got 67 we had 69! I bet you know what that means🥴🤣 #sixseven #sixtyseven #six #seven #standupcomedy #crowdwork
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