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Comedian. Roast Legend. Actor. Professional Crastinator.

Detroit
Joined July 2009
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@ComedianCP
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RT @ComradeSmiles: Spawned one of the greatest running jokes on @AllDef Roast Me by @ComedianCP though.
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RT @Veeps: .@ComedianCP on being the man of the house…. His brand new special, Sunday After Six, is now available to stream - only on @Veep….
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6 months
RT @ccprodzofficial: 🚨πŸ”₯#OnePride Nation ‼️πŸ”₯🚨. Division Champs . #1 Seed . "All Roads Go Through Detroit" . So Amazing https:/….
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6 months
RT @the_det_times: Current Mood:. #OnePride
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@ComedianCP
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8 months
When people ask why you left your hometown.
@manly_mentor
Manly Mentor
8 months
Men,.Stop doubting your worthπŸ”₯
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9 months
RT @historyinmemes: How Kanye sampled Daft Punk to create Stronger (2007)
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10 months
RT @LegallyFeisty: "Mel got the Lizzo-Rihanna thing going on. lasagna!" - @ComedianCP . Man what 😭😭😭 #HowToDieAlone.
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10 months
RT @SamFoxenBoyd: Happy to announce that both seasons of LOVE LIFE are now available on @Tubi
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11 months
Respond to the wife and tell her to drive to the mall where you will be beating the shit out of your daughter’s stalker.
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11 months
RT @Killer__A: @pussymargiela Sad . not even she is her anymore.
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1 year
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
@dunniszn_
Γ€dΓΉnnΓ­ πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘ˆπŸΏπŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ
1 year
This is so hilarious 😭😭😭.
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@ComedianCP
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1 year
When your girl throw your shoes on to run and grab something from the car in the rain.
@kirawontmiss
kira πŸ‘Ύ
1 year
chickens wearing shoes will never not be funnyπŸ’€
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1 year
Buddy told the homies like β€œtrust me she cool af, watch” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
@RandomTheGuy_
The Random Guy
1 year
@secladishere A woman gave a hungry fox food and he came back with friends πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ.
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@ComedianCP
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1 year
#Mood. Just sent my first batch of cards off to PSA to be graded.
@VersaceVegeta_
Jei Fong Wong aka Big Gwapo
1 year
YOU EVER SEEN BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES, NIGGA?!
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@ComedianCP
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1 year
Yo Ross been wildn lately πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
Rick Ross tells Mike Tyson his barber didn’t blend his fade πŸ˜‚ .
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@ComedianCP
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1 year
In Tampa Tmrw then Arizona on Sunday for shows. Who pulling up??.
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@ComedianCP
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1 year
This was so amazing.
@bigsexifalcon
Big Bin aka Large Trash Only!!
1 year
Went to the @ComedianCP show in slc,Utah. Had a great time, shirt made by @torimckellips
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1 year
RT @dji75mike: If @ComedianCP is in town…. Go. Hilarious.
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1 year
RT @ActifyPress: CP needs an Emmy nomination! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Stop ROASTING The Church Members @ComedianCP @KevOnStage - #ChurchyOnBETPlus . https://….
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RT @ActifyPress: @ComedianCP deserves an Emmy for this right here! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. #ChurchyOnBETPlus @KevOnStage @MrsKevOnStage
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