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Actor. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. šŸæ = first time seeing it āœˆļø = watched it on a plane

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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RT @benmekler: #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning is yet another satisfying chapter for the saga. Yet the stunts are growing somewhat tiresome….
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Hit me with your Chicago golf recommendations.
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RT @ecto_fun:
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long shot but have you guys seen my headphones?.
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RT @ITYSL_memes: he’s trying to figure out how to make money off this
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RT @FrankConniff: Happy National Go Home And Get Your Fucking Shinebox Day to all who celebrate.
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Barr debunks GOP spin: "There are 2 bigs lies that are out there right now. One is that, 'oh, these other presidents took all these documents' . and the second thing is this idea that the president has complete authority to declare any document personal is facially ridiculous"
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RT @Sean_Zak: Martin Kaymer aptly conflating decisions LIV players made on their own with decisions that zero Tour players had involvement….
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RT @TheOnion: ā€œI’m very discouraged about the fact that the Saudis are Muslim, but I’m a huge fan of the way they abuse migrant workers, to….
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A lot of golf fans are totally okay with the whole PIF deal because they want homosexuality and women driving to be illegal here too.
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RT @BystanderTweets: physical media is back, baby!
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RT @jmooallem: [Oscar telecast voice]
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this fucking rules.
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I saw a thin red line sticker the other day. Like the one for cops but for firemen. Guys, we are fully okay with the firefighters. If you show up in a fire truck and start setting homeowners on fire, that might change. But for now we good.
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RT @jamiecweir: This is the point I’ve been making:.LIV the concept - 54-hole shotgun start team golf - was just the Saudis’ means to an en….
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RT @jamiecweir: I find the victory laps being gleefully taken by the LIV fans a tad bizarre. LIV will (presumably) cease to exist. What we’….
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Here's the thing: golf fucking rules. I don't know how this all will play out but I'm going to keep playing it with my friends and having a good time. I don't need to watch the pro game to do that. I just HOPE that I can still watch the pro game.
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RT @TheNormanLear: In my almost 101 years, while I have served other posts, I have been, at my core, a writer. A writer who struggled an….
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