Millie
@bumpasshell
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My phone came back to life. The underwater frog photo was probably pushing it a little bit
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My followers are so awesome! They say such nice things to me :).
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It’s so scary when people are horny enough to like photos that you completely forgot you ever posted.
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I don’t care.
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Ass is fat enough I don’t have to wear a belt with my jeans anymore. I don’t know how to act.
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You’re right little butterfly. My collarbone is a good place to take a nap
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You are your most beautiful when you have to spend the whole afternoon inside of the DMV on a perfect hot summer day.
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This is my favorite kind of forest I like to imagine I’m a deer being chased through the trees
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I am down to 2 pairs of jeans. Which is really not a good thing when you’re somebody who wears them every day
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RT @twothickscoops: My dad gets in traffic and starts saying shit like I don’t understand this. They need to do something about this. Someo….
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Every time I see a really happy beautiful couple I try to destroy them with my mind.
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Just castrated a 12 year old stallion. I feel like at that point they should just let him stay that way.
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