My phone came back to life. The underwater frog photo was probably pushing it a little bit

Salvation

I almost got run over by a horse today it knocked me down and I got incredibly lucky. And then I worked 6 more hours and got berated and cried twice and threw up once.

I cannot keep working at this job I just can’t. Every client has more money than I’ll ever make and they spend four times my rent without blinking an eye and they’re also Trump supporters and I have to treat them like they are sane and kind people.

One long horse

Blood in my hair.

So so so tired at work. If the vet yells at me one more time I’m quitting on the spot.

RT @angelographie: americans live in the gnostic saturnine cube of inferno and be like "wow this is perfect".

RT @RobertSkvarla: @bad_takes The X-Files episode "Blood" is real.

You guys not only am I ugly I am JEWISH!! If either of those things are dealbreakers please unfollow me right now!! I don’t know how to be more clear about this.

I am doing an extremely challenging 18 mile hike this weekend and I'm being arguably way too casual about it.

You guys have no idea how hard it is for me to not tell the guy sitting under my window smoking a cigarette and playing guitar at 8 am that he isn't a fucking vibe.

Throwing up is good because it makes you feel better.

I gotta say these last couple days of just driving to work and driving home while listening to NPR have been deeply peaceful. When I have nothing to do I sit around and stare at things and when I don't know what time it is I ask somebody.

and i couldn't care less. I couldn't.

i'm bruised to shit and cut to pieces and all i did was fall down a hill into blackberry bushes.

I don't think I should have to buy a new phone. I think everyone else should stop being reliant on their phones and throw them into the water just like I did.

dropped my phone in the river and it stopped working again :).

Waking up at 5 am on the weekend even though you wanted to sleep in >>.

Stupid cat scared of a chicken