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NOTHING, and I cannot stress this enough, beats a jet2 holiday

The New York City Council must now pronounce Amaya as the Princess of New York City

“what’s your 5 year plan” i’ll probably go to the movies next week I think

need everyone to see this pic of spike lee

me every single day of 2025 so far

100 men vs apologizing

100 men should try venmoing me

the vibes this summer

what in the bushwick globetrotters

A few #WhiteLotus thoughts: 1. We’re supposed to think Belinda/Porchnoi mirrors Tanya/Belinda, but does it? Tanya approached Belinda about the investment, got her hopes up, & then bailed. Porchnoi approached Belinda, who was non-commital & then she left. It doesn’t quite work.

Best TV character of all time is a toss up between Mr. Milchik and Judy Gemstone

obsessed with how he says monosyllabically, tramell tillman your emmy is waiting for you

oh this diva

raven symone gives a comedic performance in that’s so raven that genuinely is as genius and culturally significant as lucille ball’s in i love lucy .

Colman Domingo invited the #Oscars to dance at that commercial break.

Younger is NOW ON NETFLIX. Starring Sutton Foster, Hilary Duff, and Debi Mazar. When a 40 year old woman looking to revive her career faces age discrimination, she remakes herself as 26-year old rookie and starts all over again in the publishing world...and her love life.

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- learning big words Out- rocks

Wicked was fabulous. I'm holding space for aWoAHHHohhAHHHHH. PERIOD!