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a 43 (44, soon) year old professional gakpo, nunez and endo enjoyer and i hate bald people, except big slotta

Anfield, Liverpool
Joined June 2023
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OHHHHHH NUNEZZZZZ WITH A SCREAMER… IT IS 6-2 AND NO WAY CHELSEA CAN COME BACK NOW???
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ITS FIVEEEEEEEE, VIRGIL VAN DIJK AT THE DEATH 5-2
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@aaroncikaya he got off injured? are you watching the game?
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@CoachedbyKlopp Tbf Arteta also clapped his hands right after
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@LFC_Jota20 The head😭😭😭
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@SeanDOlfc why are people hating on gravy and gakpo what??? gomez should be getting it for using none of his experience at the end there
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@joseph_agbobli @LFCTransferRoom Replacement for what? He is not going anywhere
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@lfcmorata @Hmz290 let it go, for your own sanity. we do not even deserve to win it
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@SeanDOlfc Ok sean. Glad you don’t run the club
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@lfcJ7_ if Jota was playing for Flamengo and scoring like this, our fans would ask FSG to splash 150m on him
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@IWLFC98 God gave him another chance and he is living it to the fullest🙏💯
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@AnfieldMagic meh wasn't that bad
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@TomL1ttle_ 30 g/a is phenomenal
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@AnfieldEdition Egyptian King doing his job quietly
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@ClonkyClonky If SHE looks like a man, then I am gay idc
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@RomeoRazi @BritMartinez ste's divorces are because he is HIM, a lot of ladies die for him, unlike you romeo razi
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@LusbyJack everyone is attracted to him
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@WilcoFtbl @ZachLowy @brunoandrd better? how? what criteria did you use?
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@omniversal10 Celebrating Semi exits with a golden gen belgium team😭😭😭😭
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@mattknights1997 @OliviaBuzaglo Cheers for letting us know Matthew
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@TheAnfieldTalk Oh no Nunez did not clap what do we do
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@KDB_Tech2 @Zexityyx @CFCMod_ With Caicedo bicycle kick and Lavia bicycle assist😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funny fan base
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@vitor__210 No need to edit it g, Jack Grealish is worse even without he editing
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@joepearce_ april fools in big 2024, have some shame
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@TheAnfieldTalk Says a lot about his potential. Potential to become an all timer
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@Kashe1dz This alone in his CV does it for me
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@TMLFC19 he is also Japanese so he is 21 European age
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@LBLFC_ Alr, let's stop it now...we have no idea what happened in b/w them
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@TheAnfieldBuzz History will show that Klopp was a lone warrior in a battle against the cheats
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@TheEuropeanLad His outside the box goals are also insane. Has got exceptional crosses in him as well. Ajax are lucky
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@WilcoFtbl Give Macca a 10. He is the reason they were quite.
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@_Riddock_ the irony of THIS man talking about being an asshole
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@lfcwxbb @_Alzzzz Deffo lad it is not JerkOffToCelebs
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@realrxAFC @mahirahman1892 @Bk8iP3 Arteta's best season = Ten Haag's first season
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@s4vva You are 27 and don’t know the difference between your and you’re. might have to give up on making babies and go back to school
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@DK01__ One has become a full time model and another a professional translator for Nunez and boys.
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@rajsinghchohan Thoughts on Nunez LW with Jota up front Raj?
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@TheAnfieldTalk Nah every single player in our team WANT THAT LEAGUE SO BAD BRO NO ONES STOPPING USS
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@SeanDOlfc Exactly, it is not even his "ability" anymore. We all can agree that it is there. He just needs some luck
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@KM_243_ Nah absolutely adore this man😭😭😭😭
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@SJftbI You are chronically online my g
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@WilcoFtbl no one in our team even has the audacity to try this these days...they always try to be safe...pep disease is spreading
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@Tgarratt10 Just say you don’t like slightly darker ppl
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@dmlynchlfc HAHAHAH NUNEZ DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND IT HE PROBABLY THINKS THEY ARE HYPING HIM UP
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@e19iott That phone stinkssssssss
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@TheEuropeanLad @UtdMicah @ajaxlife Cook em king, Henderson is 200x the footballer Antony is
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@LFCTransferRoom @FabrizioRomano @MicsPod No shit, I also really love Dua Lipa. Doesn’t mean I will get it. Gotta look elsewhere👍
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@elsdawg not a single player better than endo in this image fyi
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@greggislocallfc I will be busy so I just asked them to not have any games
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@AnfieldEdition 90+, well done boys nice process
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@Friend84315844 @amitttrmfc Yeah we saw what the defenders were doing for that goal😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@LFCTransferRoom @David_Ornstein Gordon would die to play for us, he is forcing the move. Gordon is a red, next season. Life is good.
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@Hmz290 excluding context* including context, he has completely rebuild the club, bottom up
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@WilcoFtbl Bar that one easy pass to Nunez that he missed
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@AnythingLFC_ take care of your health young man
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@prasannalara They hate South Indians, the only possible explanation
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@LFCTransferRoom Mo Salah and Alisson:
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@mcfcrayan @City_Xtra @SkySportsPL Someone find your club’s relevancy😭😭😭😭
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@_Riddock_ he was immense, glad he got that assist. I love watching him play man, proper entertainer
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@TheAnfieldTalk Love him, deserved a better farewell
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@LBLFC_ idk, has done a lot to us and given that we have no idea what was said...we shouldn't be taking sides
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@AFC_Fazeel @MoSalah Ghana Gunner repping a rapist? Not surprised
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@LFCLaurie we should send benfica another 85m, that dude is not real and is a gem. He loves playing for the reds as well. Money cannot buy that
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@propsMCFC At least my goat Salah can win titles without the 115 charges
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@TayHavingFun @Trujista the wind was literally in the opposite direction, towards Kelleher
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@connyefc @yetigoosecreat sad little life you must have
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@LFCVik2 “in a shocking change of mind, Caicedo agrees personal terms with Liverpool” “Chelsea 0-4 Liverpool” “Liverpool bid 56m to Southampton for Lavia”
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@lfcdzn11 Ornstein and Joyce are so much better. They don’t do anything for likes or fame. Fabrizio wants a huge bag and that’s it
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@UsmanIfc it is worse than ole for united man, the thought alone makes me puke
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@TikiTakaConnor Not even better than Konate
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@Mobyhaque1 "thoughts on 115 charges pep mate"
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@AnfieldFootball @AnfieldRd96 he had a proper game as well👏
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@werderbremen_en Without injuries, Keita would be one of the best midfielders itw right now ffs
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@22Hamza_ ffs I thought everyone was lying, no way they have bottled it again.
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@CFCGradders 6-5 still mate
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@WilcoFtbl Salah captain is really tricky. I simply cannot see him wearing the rainbow arm band.
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@greggislocallfc He can hold that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@_Riddock_ he is a one season wonder tho mate
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@soyxinq fucking hell whole family a cutie patootie
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@rebekkarnold @SantiWest100 @JamieLFC901 Playing fifa helps, you see the game with a birds eye view. And being a professional at it…no wonder he reads the game so well
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@ImDeported @DK01__ He wasn't even in that top 10 list ronaldo laughed at, crazy to think
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@lep1ncheurr I am pretty sure Liverpool is one of those clubs that won't suspend players for this. Unless John Henry is Pro Israel....
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@Corballyred To Boston’s Fenway Park😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@LFCTransferRoom @sachatavolieri @LFC yeah man they don't want him, they are just trying to force us out of Caicedo
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@EM_LFC_ You are almost special
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@nuyorknites Liverpool might have actually done good dodging this window uno... - Pump faked Chelsea into paying 115m for Caicedass - Used Mason Mount as a smoke screen to bag Szoboszlai - Forced Chelsea into giving another long-term contract to ColWillNotRun
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@realrxAFC @mahirahman1892 @Bk8iP3 History says Klopp is the best manager under extremely restrictive circumstances. He did the impossible by winning the league against pep's city
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@Corballyred Even if we sign Mbappe, Haaland and Jude, you will find a reason to cry. You are special John. You are special.
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@LFCLaurie he still has...he came up at the right time when trent is transitioning into a deep-lying playmaker #forehead
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@ShankyLFC Henderson does that every game
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@_Riddock_ we might be truly back...if we were in the UCL, it would be ours. Quadruple Season
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@WilcoFtbl John is already bringing cash to London😭😭😭
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@DaveOCKOP Fresh legs for Salah? His legs are always fresh mate. Klopp on some mad ting
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@KM_243_ let's not overthink now
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@TransferSector @GQSpain so you don't want to force yourself to like perez uncle? sure mate we all know you love klopp, you are always welcome and I know you dream of playing alongside nunez
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