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I'm one perfectly timed knee slide like this away from bigging this man up like he's the second coming of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Hugo Ekitike, he's some fella.

Fucking hell, he hasn't even unpacked his Prada dungarees yet, and they already can't be fucked with him and want Carvajal back.

Fucking hell he looks good in a Liverpool kit.

We've basically used the Anfield abseil money here. Coutinho money is still there for Isak/Rodrygo.

Any Liverpool fan remotely arsed about how much we are paying for Ekitike is a heavy gimp. It's not coming out of your pocket, so don't worry. We've still got 200 million left of the Coutinho money anyway.

Just watched my first Ekitike comp. He's like a 6'3 Bobby Firmino with cornrows minus the Turkey teeth. We are winning the lot.

Salah, Wirtz, Rodrygo, and Ekitike as your front 4. Fuck. My underpants are doing cartwheels.

Probably still got 150 million left of the Coutinho money. That's more than enough for Rodrygo and another CB.

You've got to trust Edwards/Hughes with this Ekitike. Let's be honest, no one has a clue what he's like… no one watches Frankfurt regularly. Already seeing "he's another Nunez" shouts. Give the fella a chance. Clearly desperate to come and clearly rated highly by the club.

Dunno why all these horse punchers are acting like this is some victory here, they've been making dream 11s with Ekitike in, a fella they've been chasing for years, and we've just cruised in and took him. they'll have Isak for another year max, and he'll fuck off anyway. Weirdos.

I'm sure it's a tough choice for Isak

A young Alexander Isak wearing a Liverpool shirt. Seems he was a Red since birth.

Sat in my undies thinking about how we are going to get Isak, Wirtz, Salah, Rodrygo, and Endo into one team.

Sold Linda's handbag collection on Vinted, and he's spending the money on Isak.

Can't wait to watch him play football again.

Love big Arne. World class manager, no doubt, but how he's handled himself off the pitch since he arrived has been world class also. I wouldn't want anyone else leading The Reds to more trophies in the coming years. What a fella.

The boys are going to do him proud this coming season. I can smell it. Number 21, and fuck it, make it 7 times aswell. 🏆.