The Broncos defense carrying Russell Wilson…

man the new Kennywood ride is gonna be nuts

I'm that person who watches everything with subtitles on

Joe Exotic looks terrible.

2016: Sure Trump is bad,but how much damage can he do in four years? 2020: If everybody buys enough stamps, Democracy will survive long enough to reach a vaccine for this deadly virus and we can see a movie again.

Did I just catch the two seconds where Herman Cain's Wikipedia page said peepee poopoo #HermanCain

me running to twitter to see if Snapchat is down or if it’s just my internet

@realDonaldTrump Ok, this is it...the worst tweet.

We just missed out on 8 years of Kate McKinnon doing shit like this. Hope you're happy, America.

Snapchat left 2019 before we did #Snapchat down

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Everyone is doing the 10 year challenge! Here’s one: 2009 minimum wage: $7.25 2019 minimum wage: $7.25

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

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Lessons from looking at TikTok for 30 minutes....that looks very hard and these kids are way smarter than me.

I just took a DNA test turns out imma hundred percent that trout

Every text message is seen within 60 seconds. Any delay in response is a DELIBERATE and PRE-MEDITATED POWER MOVE by the responder and SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH.

Little Nevaeh came up and gave me a big hug! She says she watches me on tv. How sweet!