Jessica Tarlov
@JessicaTarlov
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Head of Research @Bustle , Co-host @thefive , defender of Democrats, and Cleo’s mom most importantly
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Gosh this guy who can’t form a coherent sentence or find his pants sounds pretty dynamic!
#SOTU
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Cleo hasn’t even seen Home Alone…having a baby sister must just have her in the ‘oh no!’ mood! We’re thrilled to add Teddy to the crew ❤️ Will be on maternity leave for next few months so to the haters and the losers, enjoy the break! I know I will with my girls 😘
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Currently updating resume with head of the DNC and assistant coup attempter extraordinaire 🤣 Looking forward to discussing today on the Five 🥰
Fox News host Sean Duffy compares NBC hiring Ronna McDaniel to Fox News employing Jessica Tarlov 😆
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Maybe smart > pretty is actually better 🤷🏻♀️
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Taking a mommy-ing break to chat with
@guypbenson
about…MOMMY-ING! 3.35pm on
@GuyBensonShow
. Cleo will be assisting (though hopefully doing so in her sleep)
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Oh. Weird.
Two investors plead guilty in insider trading scheme linked to the Trump Media deal that brought the former president's social media business public
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Prepare for the caravans!
Don’t want to hear about how it’s Dems that don’t care about the border again. This is some craven 💩
☀️ MCCONNELL BOWS TO TRUMP ON BORDER
Last night, we scooped that MCCONNELL told Republican senators that time had essentially run out on trying to craft a Ukraine-border package.
"We dont want to do anything to undermine [Trump]," said McConnell, who can barely utter the former…
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Only way this gets better is if Biden says the quickie with Jill before the speech was the energizing force
#LetBidenBeBiden
#SOTU
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Been locked out of my Twitter account for over a week. Nice to know nothing changes! Glad to be back with all my adoring fans 💁🏻♀️
See you at 5pm 😘
@JessicaTarlov
MS. Tarlov you always look pissed off. Is it because you wake up everyday and realize you are a brainwashed, far-left, liberal idiot?
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Lead off batter for the first time in my life! The GOP’s ‘impeachment inquiry’ is looking weaker by the day 👀
MAGA Republicans' Evidence-Free Impeachment Stunt: Don’t Just Take OUR Word For It...
WATCH >>
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My valentine is the cutest ever! This isn’t up for debate…
Hope you’re having a wonderful Valentine’s Day 💝
And I’ll be on at 4pm talking 2024 🤗
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Was a big weekend - Cleo turned the big 1! Goes so crazy fast. I think she got that it was a special occasion! Or I’m like every other Mom and think my baby is a genius. Because she is. Also, see you at 5pm. Happy birthday Cleo! ❤️💝💗
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Everyone should listen to this clear eyed and fair analysis of the situation in Israel/Palestine from HRC. And then for those of you that didn’t vote for her and do all that you could to get her elected, ask for forgiveness. We missed out on something magic 🥹
Hillary Clinton on the Israelis and the Palestinians today on The View.
Covers everything from Hamas to humanitarian pauses to Yasser Arafat to Anwar Sadat.
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Don’t come for Mayorkas, Garland, and Blinken with this performative crap. They feel this more deeply than Hawley could even imagine.
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Happy Thanksgiving from us!! Cleo wasn’t interested in posing 👀
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Hitting too close to home today 😂
Is the Biden economy creating too many jobs?
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I don't want to be mean, but imagine who would be in Trump's video
#SOTU
You may’ve heard I’ve got a big speech coming up.
So, I thought I would hear from some folks who have done the job before – sort of.
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What is wrong with this country. Just horrifying.
Brittany Watts, 33, was charged after police searched her toilet following her miscarriage in September.
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Speaker material for sure 👌🏻
Jim Jordan and the OSU abuse scandal:
- 177+ students abused over 20 years (Jordan was there for 7)
- 6+ alleged Jordan knew about it
- Their accusations are direct ("I told him") and under oath
- Jordan refused to cooperate with investigators
- Jordan is named in the lawsuit
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Cool cool
Another banner day for breathless anti Biden coverage
Maybe it’s time to accept that the guy is mentally there AND doing a very good job
@JuddLegum
The Washington Post ran 33 stories about Biden's mental fitness in the four days following the Hur report, per
@JuddLegum
.
After reviewing the transcript, the paper concludes that Biden "doesn’t come across as being as absent-minded as Hur has made him out to be."
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Guess voters are into Biden after all 😉
Biden goes into 2024 w/ $117 million cash on hand after fundraising blitz brought in $97 million in Q4
Few things:
Biden’s best quarter yet.
Burn rate of 73% (below the 80% of Q2)
Kamala-Biden meet-up contest brought in more $$ than Biden-Obama one
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You’ve been warned - I’m on the Five the whole rest of the week. Thoughts and prayers for those that need it 😘
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They're dropping like anti-American flies
BREAKING NEWS: Kenneth Chesebro, alleged architect of the “fake electors” plot, has struck a plea deal with prosecutors in Fulton County, Georgia, per source familiar with the arrangement.
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Trump admits he’s a criminal and RFK JR admits he flew on Epstein’s plane because his wife had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Biden chilling at a fundraiser.
What. A. Night.
Donald Trump: "I often say Al Capone was one of the greatest of all time..he got indicted once. I got indicted four times."
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Cleo had her furry vest all ready to go, but no Davos invite came! Maybe next year…
See you at 5pm!
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States’ rights my 🍑
BREAKING: Arizona Supreme Court rules to uphold the state’s 1864 near total abortion ban, which will wipe out nearly all access in the state (currently up to 15 weeks). Voters will likely have the chance to override this ban in November via ballot initiative.
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My amazing Dad passed away. The below doesn’t do him justice - what an incredible life he led! He gave everything to his many careers, but he gave the absolute most to me, my sister, and our Mom who he loved so completely. Grateful he met Alex, his grandson Harry and 5B 💜
Mark Tarlov, Producer on John Waters’ ‘Pecker,’ ‘Serial Mom’ and ‘Cecil B. Demented,’ Dies at 69
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This is beyond f*cked up
Every single one of these Democratic primaries of the ‘progressives’ is going to be justified
When asked about why there hasn’t been more outrage about Hamas’s rape of Israeli women Rep Jayapal says sexual violence should be condemned but “we have to be balanced” in our condemnation.
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Perfect.
The President of the United States: "To any country, any organization, anyone thinking of taking advantage of this situation, I have one word. Don't. Our hearts may be broken but our resolve is clear."
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Weird. I heard that the economy was total 💩.
“.. 63% of Americans rate their current financial situation as being ‘good,’ including 19% who say it's ‘very good.’ ..
“.. 77% of Americans are happy with where they're living — including renters ..”
@axios
@mikeallen
@felixsalmon
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As I was saying yesterday on the Five, would be nice for this to get even a fraction of the coverage of the NYT and NBC polls!
All 4 natl polls released this week have Biden leading Trump (via
@FiveThirtyEight
):
44-42 Economist/You Gov - 3 pt gain since mid-Nov
43-42 Morning Consult - 4 pt gain since last week
39-37 YouGov
37-35 Leger/The Canadian Press
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I don't attend many prayer breakfasts, but guessing this isn't the normal kind of talk?
GOP Rep. Nancy Mace tells audience she declined sex this morning to show up at a prayer breakfast:
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Also, DeSantis’s people should be actively withdrawing from his debate with Newsom next month. So much humiliation for one man to handle!
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But what shoes is he wearing?
Biden: You guys saved auto industry… made a lot of sacrifices. Gave up a lot. And the companies were in trouble. Now, they're doing incredibly And guess what. You should be doing incredibly well, too.
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Excited to be back on
@TheFive
at 5pm! In the meantime, here’s Cleo taking on corn and a rib at the same time like the summertime hero she is 🥳💗
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Just so we’re clear on what a ceasefire means for Israel 👇🏻
Hamas: “we will repeat the October 7 massacre time and again, 1M times if we need to, until we end the occupation.“
Journalist: “occupation of Gaza?”
Hamas: “no, all of Israel.”
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Upfront warning: I’m on
@thefive
A LOT this week. For those of you that are upset, you shall survive. I promise. Also, Cleo remains the cutest 😘
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First Father’s Day for my incredible husband and my first without my Dad. The circle of life is really something! However you’re celebrating - and even if you’re not - have a great day 💗 (Brian hates pictures, Cleo more agreeable. She’s loves a good squishy ball)
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The finest of showers! Such a wonderful surprise from incredible colleagues who have made this such a fun, joyous journey
@FoxNews
@thefive
Yesterday
@TheFive
sprung a surprise baby shower on mom-to-be
@JessicaTarlov
. Congratulations, gifts, advice, and best wishes to Jess from a bevy of Fox Newsers. With
@DanaPerino
@greggutfeld
@JesseBWatters
@JudgeJeanine
and MORE!
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Guess it’s better that they’re just saying it out loud! Put it in an ad 👀
👀 GOP Sen. Grassley tells me he’s concerned passing Wyden-Smith tax bill might aid Biden’s re-election:
“I think passing a tax bill that makes the president look good mailing out checks before the election, means he could be reelected and then we won’t extend the 2017 tax cuts”
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How disgraceful and sad that we need to be relieved that this was the outcome. But thank god it was.
JUST IN:
"The grand jury issued a no bill in the case of Brittany Watts, 34, who was facing a fifth-degree abuse of a corpse following a miscarriage she had in September."
Brittany Watts will NOT be indicted.
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I'm shocked! Just shocked.
NEWSMAX: When will you be able to confirm that these recordings are legit?
COMER: We don't know if they're legit or not
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The race for president is REALLY tight and Biden is doing much better than he was just a few weeks ago. Maybe SOTUs matter after all! Time to update the pessimistic talking points. I wrote about the change -
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That red wave looks very blue from here 💃🏻
NBC calls Nevada for Masto
Democrats now projected to control the Senate
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Where will you be at 5pm? Hopefully watching the Five! Cleo will catch a bit pre nap 🥳
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An intense game of peekaboo to kick off Mother’s Day 17 month old style! Wishing all the Moms and stand in Moms an amazing Mother’s Day 🥰
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Gross/typical GOP behavior: won’t stand up and applaud for things they voted for (CHIPS). Guess not surprising as they brag about gains for their constituents that they voted against AND actively tried to destroy (infrastructure bill, American Rescue Act)
#BidenHarris2024
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Well, would you look at that!
One year anniversary of Inflation Reduction Act:
Inflation on Aug 16, 2022: 8.5 percent
Inflation on Aug 16, 2023: 3.2 percent
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Sad!
Donations to the GOP have been abysmal. The RNC has only $9.1 million cash on hand. At this same point in 2020 they had $61 million.
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Before you all flip out that I made it up - it’s this 4th of July speech where Trump demonizes the ‘radical left’
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Same
I remain fascinated with the fiction that Trump delivered "the most secure border in our nation's history."
The Trump admin released 1.1 million migrants in 4 years. He left office with crossings having risen for months. His last December was the worst December in 20 years!
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My favorite political one so far!
We'll see you at 5pm 🙌
“And then Hunter Biden showed up to the Oversight Committee meeting in-person. But no House Republicans would agree to let him testify openly in front of everyone.”
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Go figure that supporting popular positions leads to winning elections! More rights > less rights = Dems > GOP
It's gonna be a rough night for Republicans. No matter where it is, it's gonna be ugly.
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Strutting into the weekend like Cleo…
And into the last the Five before we’re off! See you in a few xo
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Wellllll, this is very exciting! So looking forward to officially joining the incredible hosts and behind the scenes team of
@thefive
when I’m back from maternity leave! It has been so fun already and only going to get better…! 🥳🎉👶🏻
.
@TheFive
has added
@judgeJeanine
Pirro as full-time show co-host along with a rotation of
@HaroldFordJr
@GeraldoRivera
and
@JessicaTarlov
as the co-hosts for the liberal seat, announced Suzanne Scott, CEO of FOX News Media.
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Sounds about right
WSJ ed board: "Yet giving up on a border security bill would be a self-inflicted GOP wound. President Biden would claim, with cause, that Republicans want border chaos as an election issue rather than solving the problem. Voter anger may over time move from Mr. Biden to the GOP"
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In case you needed more of Cleo in LA…!
And see you at 5pm 💝
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Lots of great shots of Cleo from the weekend, but nothing says July 4th like being stuck in traffic with a bag of chips the size of the baby! Hope you all had a great 4th! And see you at 5pm 💫
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Hopefully we can get this taken out of the library ASAP!
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Almost like diplomacy is complicated or something!
#Biden2024
People claiming Biden is enabling a humanitarian crisis in Gaza should read this WSJ piece about his frantic efforts on behalf of Palestinians.
He hasn’t just directly pressured Netanyahu to decelerate operations, he is trying to build an independent Palestinian state and…
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Lordy there are tapes
EXCLUSIVE: Former Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows granted immunity in Jan. 6 probe, says Trump was "dishonest" on election night, sources say.
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Hope you’ll tune into
@thefive
today! I’ll be there, which may be a turn off, but give it a shot anyway!
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Last
@thefive
of the week and we can get back to Cleo’s brunching schedule (with grandma, obviously). See you soon!
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@NikkiMcR
Guess Baby Hunter will be exempt from all politicking from here on out. He’s just a child!
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I’ll be on
@TheFive
today! And the rest of the week - feel free to get your disappointment out now so we can move past it 😘
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But please tell me more about Biden saying ‘God save the Queen’ after she’d passed
Rove: I think the former president has a problem with this. They had voted to certify the election, he attempted to force them to change their decision, which they tried to do, I think this is what we would call election interference.
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@DanaPerino
Happy awkward anniversary to you, too!
As I said at the time, saved me the trouble of having to reveal it - did me a favor 🤭
You’re the best ❤️
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Oh
Jonathan Turley in his submitted testimony for today's Biden impeachment hearing:
"I do not believe that the evidence currently meets the standard of a high crime and misdemeanor needed for an article of impeachment."
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Cold out? No problem for Cleo! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas. We sure did! See you on
@SpecialReport
in a few!
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As usual,
@GillianHTurner
is absolutely correct. They've made that claim MANY times.
Langworthy: Well, we have never claimed we have direct money going to the president…
Reporter: You said we never claimed that any money was funneled directly to the president. That is precisely the claim Comer and also Jim Jordan have made many times here on this network.
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Total heartbreak and, sadly, expected. Hamas cannot exist any longer.
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DeSantis is completely irrelevant. He may stay as
#2
, but he’s even weaker than I thought. Floridians must be very confused…
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Nikki Haley is no Hillary Clinton obviously, but I’m always proud of how much women prepare
#YouGoGirl
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I dare you not to cry watching this. What an incredible guy Robert Carter is! And such a good story about a system that doesn't work out for so many.
Robert Carter grew up in the foster care system without ever being adopted — and now at 33 years old, he is the father of five adopted siblings, changing the course of their lives forever: “Literally nothing else matters now that I have my family.”
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Obviously I’m not target demo for GOP debate, but pretty clear why Trump supporters are unmoved. It’s a shame for the rest of USA. None of these candidates instill any sense of confidence save for Haley (sometimes) and Christie who I like b/c he’s familiar + governed a blue state
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Lol
2 of GOP's witnesses at impeachment inquiry hearing say there isn't enough evidence against Joe Biden
Dubinsky "More information needs to be gathered before I can make such an assessment"
Turley "I do not believe that the current evidence would support articles of impeachment"
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SUPER excited about this! If you’ve got plans Friday night, I totally get it. But at least DVR 🤞
FRIDAY:
@BillMaher
welcomes former NY Gov.
@AndrewCuomo
,
@MelissadDeRosa
,
@profgalloway
&
@JessicaTarlov
to Real Time
@HBO
!
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I’m late to actually watching this and it’s even more batshit crazy than I thought it would be. Homophobic and ugly. Making me think Trump sounds like a normal human is an incredible feat. What a loser.
To wrap up “Pride Month,” let’s hear from the politician who did more than any other Republican to celebrate it…
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Hope you had a great weekend! We definitely did. Cleo is a BIG challah fan. See you at 5pm!
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Don’t get me wrong, happy the GOP just airs their garbage policies in broad daylight. But do they not get that this is electoral doom? So weird from a seemingly smart lady who had some good will lately!
Haley: Any candidate who says they won’t go after Social Security and Medicare... We have to do it
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Cleo rocking an outfit only a Dad could pick out…still so cute though! 😍
See you on
@thefive
at 5!
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Bret outdid himself here - love it!
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Devastating, but necessary. Hopefully an end to the both sides-ing is the result. What a shame this has to happen.
We are witnessing a Holocaust denial-like phenomenon unfolding in real time.
So tomorrow, Israel will screen for foreign journalists the raw, unedited footage of Hamas’ atrocities in the October 7 Massacre, as captured by its death squads’ body cams.
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Hope you had a wonderful Christmas! We sure did. And see you at 5pm! Every day this week…
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There is a lot that seems implausible in the NYT poll. But let’s run as if it’s all true! Bedwetters for Biden? I’ll keep workshopping.
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