One Day As A. Lyon
@thejohnhugar
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Freelance Writer, bylines at The AV Club, Splitsider, Uproxx, and Vice Sports. I sell beer at my real job. Retweets are gay for Moleman.
Cheektowaga, NY
Joined April 2009
Almost as if the woke right doesn’t know what they’re saying
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Vibe shift was dead on arrival so they had to bring this argument back.
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Union Road in Cheektowaga.
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Only way that word could be invented was by someone who self-identifies as one. Otherwise, it's just too "Sandra, that was mean."
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Patriots are 1-0 when Kid Rock plays the real halftime show and 0-1 when Kid Rock plays the fake halftime show.
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Worth noting incel forums are literally what gave us the word "incel."
It’s been frequently pointed out how much “gen z slang” is just cribbed from AAVE but what seems to go less noticed is that all the other gen z slang is just actual incel forum lingo
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He didn’t say what year.
Gonna say something controversial here. The Patriots are winning the Super Bowl.
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Watching it with the sound off while blasting “Lover, You Should Have Come Over” on repeat.
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“All girls are bi, you just have to find out if it’s polar, sexual, or racial.”
The singer @halsey identifies as “tri-bi”: bisexual, bipolar and biracial http://t.co/pyTygYGAZn
http://t.co/XK6NF2JhBE
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I watched Drag Me To Hell recently, and honestly, a romcom focusing on their class differences would have been great in its own right. Mostly because Justin Long's parents aren't just rich, they're turbo-WASPy.
if only i approved that mortgage... we'd have a rom-com instead.
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Leftists/liberals don't have 100% ownership of punk, and there's always been a right-wing/fascist element in the genre (even if you don't like it), but also the "yes because maintaining the establishment is so punk" line from RWers stopped holding weight on November 5, 2024.
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I hate both sides of this never-ending mind-numbingly simplistic debate so much.
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I'm not huge on the term "woke right," but one of the big things this movement has in common with the woke libs they're rebelling against is holding people to extreme moral standards on some things while letting things they arbitrarily decide is Not A Problem slide entirely.
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You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island
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What she asked of me By the end of the day Clavicular would have blushed
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“When he frame mogged me, at the ASU bar, Clavicular would have blushed”
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What she asked of me at the end of the day Clavicular would have blushed
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