Goodbye. Deleting this app for the next four years.

Hiyyaaa for at least banking their money….

The good news is that I’m going to get to sell all my super early, ten years ago, positions on crypto again.

Oooooh I’m about to win big off the crypto bros tonight, I can’t wait.

I should clarify, I meant MORE poorly (Florida)

I find that really interesting.

Anecdotally, from Twitter, it appears Kamala is performing well where she needed to (largely, the rust belt) and poorly where she was probably expected to (Florida).

https://t.co/AEolyOEO5O

Says it all

From all of us at Kamala HQ: Thank you for following along 💙

My response to Trump's unfounded allegation of cheating in Philly's general election: The only talk about massive cheating has come from one of the candidates, Donald J. Trump. There is no factual basis whatsoever within law enforcement to support this wild allegation. 1/2

I know I should write in some funny celebrity or some obscure democrat or person I know for the Republican down ballots running unopposed here, but I kinda feel a better statement is just voting blue president, senate, and house and leaving the rest blank.

WHO IS THIS DIVA

if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after

Q: Who will you vote for? Voter: Kamala Harris Q: Were you Democrats before? Voter: I’m a Republican Q: And you’re going the other way? Why? Voter: Because she behaves more like a human

47% threshold for the don. Where it lies is all that matters.

People finding out in real time that the young male vote, the anti-covid vax, the Joe Rogan, populist voter all being the same person is really funny. Women will pull this out of the collective ass of America. And thank fucking god.

Good god damn I surely hope the very brilliant peers of mine in the Republican Party focus on a squirrel for the next 24 hours, too.

This is your moment. Let’s do this.

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this