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future law school dropout. now: @rbi_justice . was: @padems , @lead_pa , @americorps , @marygayscanlon , @senatorjohnkane . probably not the voice of a generation.
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wrote some thoughts on damian lillard's loneliness and why he should be doing more collaging. also, i compared quarterback prospects to sandwiches.
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people are criminally misusing the phrase “has the chance to do the funniest thing ever”, but king charles dy*ng on patricks day would ACTUALLY be the funniest thing ever
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big day for her (me)
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hey just fyi for anyone who might be interested, if you call the national guard on peacefully protesting college students i am extremely unlikely to vote for you in the 2028 democratic primary
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about to go to a yale law party, can’t wait to pretend i’ve never heard of yale
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some guy just catcalled me and then yelled “never mind fuck the mets” when he saw my hat, never change philadelphia
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7:30pm on thursday and not a single person has sent me a horny state of the union copypasta…what happened to the game i love
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thank you to the phillies for proving you can be very slutty and also very good at your job
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i am once again telling my dad i cannot hang out with him at 2pm on a tuesday because i have a full time job
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al gore in 2000:
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dr oz is very familiar with the senate, he had to go there once to explain to a subcommittee why he was marketing fake diet pills he knew didn't work
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✨ personal news ✨
today is my first day as adam silver’s PR director! here’s the talking points i sent him for his interview today, i hope it’s going well
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using your unionized campaign staff to message about how you are a pro-labor candidate is very, very good comms
My campaign staff is advancing the Dignity of Work in Ohio and across the country every day.
I am proud to recognize this team and stand in solidarity with them.
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@sam_alberti
billy beane telling you to keep your kid around because, even though he has a low sleep efficiency, he gets to bed early and that’s what matters
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MTA budget: $19.2 billion
MBTA budget: $2.72 billion
WMATA budget: $2.6 billion
SEPTA budget: $1.69 billion
Something to consider being more competitive about,
@GovernorShapiro
.
Those who know me know I’m competitive as hell — and I won’t stop until Pennsylvania is a national leader in job creation and economic development.
There are more Pennsylvanians on the job than ever before — and we’re working hard to create real opportunity across PA.
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yeah sex is good but have you ever sent someone talking points and had them actually use the talking points
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ok but i would also like to go to other places in the city of philadelphia on public transit that is at all consistent, will this help with that
Pennsylvania is going to the moon.
Our Commonwealth is leading the way, helping America get back to the moon while creating jobs and growing our economy. 🚀
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babe wake up john fetterman just publicly admitted he went to harvard
As an alumnus of Harvard, and after this mad season of antisemitism at Columbia, I co-sign.
This former Governor of Massachusetts doesn't need a paycheck, but Harvard and its academic peers needs to recalibrate from far-left orthodoxy.
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Philadelphia is finalizing a deal to send Abby Diebold to the University of Chicago Law School.
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the fact that the BSL and MFL connect at a stop that doesn’t have the same name on both lines feels like tremendously bad transit planning
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guys you don’t have to qt this with the names of specific guys i understand some people still shoot long twos i am pointing out a systemic problem
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on today’s episode of “I don’t think you know what our job is”: someone is mad the state Senator from Pennsylvania did not do more to resolve the I-95 traffic in Virginia yesterday
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bob casey’s digital staffers i am begging you to change his display name to bobby
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nobody wants to work anymore
BREAKING: Queen Camilla is taking a break from public duties for some "downtime", which means that NONE of the four most senior royals - King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William and Kate Middleton - are working right now.
All is not well with the Royal Family. 💁♂️
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so close! boston isn't a real city and this is a completely different situation, hope this helps <3
As the Sixers prepare to take on the Celtics, let’s look back on last year when we asked Celtics fans how they feel about having an arena in the heart of their city.
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as long as you’re not a huge dick, the people in philly are nicer than the people in any other major city
Help entertain a man who's working on a federal holiday:
What's your most unpopular Philly opinion?
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tonight, alabama executed kenneth smith via nitrogen gas. the state was so desperate to carry out its bloodthirsty agenda that it risked a violation of both the constitution and the UN declaration of human rights to achieve it.
that is not justice.
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being a former campaign staffer is just getting a text from your parents every time anyone who have ever worked for does anything
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imagine being a cop and having to explain that today you put on riot gear to defend your city from *checks notes* liberal arts college students
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I strongly believe that every single execution is a miscarriage of justice. But even if you disagree, the evidence the State of TX ignored in pressing forward with the killing of Ivan Cantu should be unthinkable to all of us. The death penalty is an inexcusable policy failure.
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turning off my music so i can eavesdrop on the table next to me talking about the pa senate race
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huge news for my parents who are single issue “the library should be open more” voters
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petition for
@BrianSimsPA
to start selling shirts that say “your boos mean nothing to me” because I will pay a lot of money for one
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love to be in connecticut, home of cumberland farms and also pa senate candidate dave mccormick
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other comms staffers get emotional about turning over the passwords, i get emotional because i do not remember the passwords
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you absolutely love to see a US Senate Employment Office tweet get ratioed
U.S.
#Senator
#JohnFetterman
seeks a
#DigitalManager
to join a fast paced and creative
#communications
team and manage
#digital
strategy for his office. Job referral
#229990
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just witnessed a woman (~50) in a perfectly tailored emerald coat and a fur hat buy a full case of red wine and I have never aspired to anything more
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so close! a lot of jewish people are actually speaking out against israel's retaliatory actions, and equating the entire jewish people with the policies of the israeli government remains antisemitic. hope this helps!
How the fuk are Jewish people allowing Israel to do all of this in YOUR NAME. HOW?
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PA elections are great for my ego because i get to answer questions like "is fetterman good" and "what does this mean" from everyone i went to college with
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this is my best work ever
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lol ya remember when they had to break from the national org bc you wouldn't let them admit a black pledge??
@phikappapsi
ur not heroes go back to ur yacht
The local group operating under the name of Phi Psi at Swarthmore is not affiliated with the national Fraternity. We are disgusted to read details surrounding their racism, misogyny, homophobia, and stand in support of the sexual assault survivors.
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another big day in my mental hellscape
Total NBA 3-Pointers Made
Entire 1980's .......... 19,042
2023-24 Season ... 31,221
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people are always asking women if we feel unsafe, but the truth is we are literally all unsafe all the fucking time. you are not safe at the super bowl parade and i am not safe at my synagogue and our kids are not safe at their schools and nobody is safe at the grocery store and
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put in my two weeks today so get ready for some absolutely unhinged content from
@SenatorJohnKane
👀
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texting the group chat “can i be mean for a sec” knowing 1. they have never said no and 2. i’m going to anyway
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i unequivocally support everyone's right to unionize, strike for better working conditions, and not watch the detroit pistons.
Aramark strike: Workers at Wells Fargo Center to hit picket lines, will not work 76ers-Pistons game
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@EthanBrenner
famously you’ve been making like $1200 at home per day on bitcoin actually, i follow you on instagram
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my favorite person got offered his dream job today so here is a cute pic of us drinking beers in celebration
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comms staffers who didn’t get ratioed on your mlk day tweets tap in
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it turns out bullying works
i am once again telling my dad i cannot hang out with him at 2pm on a tuesday because i have a full time job
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very progressive of the smoothie place to be selling abortion juice
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LOOK AT THE FRICKIN CAKE MY COWORKERS MADE ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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made bagels this morning in case anyone wanted to know if i had made bagels this morning
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*record scratch* yep that’s me! i am always doing exactly this, it is completely unsurprising that i’ve found myself in this position
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sorry but if you’re pro-arena but not saying anything about the septa fiscal cliff you’re literally the problem !!!
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back on my bullshit*
*trying to end solitary confinement in pennsylvania
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what i mean when i list "photo editing" as a skill on my resume:
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this is my first ever i voted sticker & this is how i feel about it
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@johnfdolaniv
watching the mets vs watching this video is a real sophie’s choice of the two worst things you’ve ever seen
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breaking: Dems continue to waste money donating to twitter candidates
Breaking: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Democratic opponent
@Marcus4Georgia
outraised her for the second straight quarter!
This is huge news in GA-14!
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let’s start aiming higher ladies. i want equal pay for unequal work. i want to do nothing and make money.
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chased a spotted lanternfly halfway down the block to kill it today, because you truly cannot take delco out of this girl
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but i thought the hostages were the only thing standing in the way of peace ???
BREAKING: Netanyahu says Israel will invade Rafah with or without a hostage deal
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the high of hearing your boss actually use your talking points is unmatched
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stop 👏 politicizing 👏 disability 👏 for 👏 your 👏 anti 👏 choice 👏 agenda
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PA Republicans once again taking the very popular position of being anti *checks notes* giving people more money
Gov. Wolf promotes cash-for-Pennsylvanians concept in Monroe County; Republicans say not so fast
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invite me to your holiday parties i will make a lot of cookies & wear a lot of velvet
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the biggest takeaway is that biden has still got it but the second biggest takeaway is that mike johnson reallllllly doesn’t got it and to me that is beautiful
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worst day for doug mastriano since i made him cry on facebook live
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not to be sappy on main this morning, but as always i am so grateful to this city and everyone in it for being truly the most welcoming. anyone who says philly is unfriendly hasn't been here.
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it’s a sunny day and i don’t have covid and the pa republicans are in absolute disarray, if the mets win i will simply be unstoppable
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It’s
#NBAAllStars
Day
#Indy
! Kurt might not have made it to the NBA, although he certainly had the height with his 6’ 2” stature as you can see with our comparison to players in the All Stars Game tonight. But his literary heights are unmatched!
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there was election night and then there was election week and then there was provisional ballot week and most recently there has been lawsuit week but TODAY they certified the results of Jenn’s race so I am going to drink a beer in the bath and not talk to anyone for 24 hours
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POLITICIANS STOP SENDING FUNDRAISING EMAILS FROM YOUR DOGS 2021 CHALLENGE
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hello from the PA Senate where the Dems are talking about the merits of a bill and presenting arguments and the Republicans are, once again, talking about John Locke
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comms is just hunching over your computer and muttering “why does this look stupid” to yourself a million times a day
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sometimes you also miss 100% of the shots you DO take
Dalano Banton went 0-for-15 from deep today vs. the Kings 😳
That’s the MOST 3-point attempts without a make in NBA history. (via
@JandersonSacBee
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not to brag but the woman doing free pcr tests in center city told me i was exceptionally good at swabbing my nose
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i’m sorry I’ll shut up about having the best boss ever soon but I mean 🥺
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a guy i went on a few dates with just sent me this tweet, so i guess i know what i'll be talking about in therapy this week
It's rare for any book for women to tell the truth about how their options shrink with age, or how pickiness about most characteristics reflects an entitlement most cannot afford, or how regretful many women are who never marry. If I was trying to convince someone to settle down…
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facial! recognition! software! for! law! enforcement! is! bad!
A facial recognition tool identified a Black man as a suspect in a theft in Louisiana. He was arrested 3 states and 7 hours away from the scene of the crime and spent nearly one week in jail.
But there’s a big problem: The man has never even been to Louisiana‼️😳
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BREAKING: According to a source familiar with the matter,
@Penn
’s Division of Public Safety has requested immediate assistance from the Philadelphia Police in disbanding the encampment.
PPD has declined to do so until Penn gives them proof of increased danger.
@DailyPenn
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*whispers* just because the demands weren’t related to the jewish community doesn’t make it not anti-semitic to pull a gun at a synagogue
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big moment for poli sci guys making what’s the matter with kansas jokes
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a list of actual things that have made me, a person who has never been pregnant, 2 wks late:
-touring colleges
-changing birth control
-disordered eating
-starting a new exercise schedule
a six-week ban is a total ban. period.
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you’re at your hometown bar blacking out, i’m on my couch at 10pm watching the portland trailblazers, we are equally mentally ill
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