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@the_billosopher
๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐ŸปJingle Bill ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ ๐ŸŽ„
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"Let's get some Mexican food" -"ok what spot?" "Chipotle"
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@trillydonovan
Trilly Donovan
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The sad reality is if you're a college basketball or football fan of a non-P4 school, these talking heads don't give a shit about you or your team. They're just saying the quiet part out loud now.
@NextRoundLive
The Next Round
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๐Ÿ”ฅHOT TAKE from @joelklatt๐Ÿ”ฅ "We don't want Cinderellas. We want the best teams playing each other at the end... The NCAA basketball tournament is a joke. It's the dumbest tournament and the least fair tournament in all of sports."
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@JennaGuillaume
Jenna Guillaume
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Carl Reiner gave Rob Reiner a copy of The Princess Bride, and Rob Reiner loved it and its father/son love story so much he turned it into a movie (with a grandfather and grandson). Three days before Carlโ€™s death in 2020, he and Rob reenacted the final scene and โ€œAs you wishโ€
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@PatMcAfeeShow
Pat McAfee
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Absolutely love this from Old Man Rivers.. Anybody can do nothing.. DONโ€™T BE SCARED TO GO FOR IT
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@NoahMoss2026
Noah Moss
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St. Michael football team watch party erupted when Coach Rivers threw his first TD back in the league.
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@JayCuda
Jay Cuda
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philip rivers completed his 1st NFL pass 21 years ago when he replaced now 63 year old doug flutie in the 2nd half of a game played in a stadium that no longer exists for a team that no longer exists
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@CollegeFBonX
College Football Zone
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โ€œArmy Navy is overratedโ€
@BMMATTERS445
Bryant Poreland
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Army Navy is overrated and completely wastes what could be an awesome day of football by being the only game on.
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Today is Dick Van Dykeโ€™s 100th birthday!
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@the_billosopher
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Fuck it sure whatever
@AstronomyVibes
Astronomy Vibes
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๐Ÿšจ Physicists now suspect our universe has a MIRROR twin โ€” a cosmos running backward in time โณ If thatโ€™s true, weโ€™re only seeing half of reality, because the Big Bang may have created two universes, and weโ€™re living in just one side of the cosmic mirror. ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿชž
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@the_billosopher
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Thatโ€™s real pride beaming on her face in the fam picture
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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A 10-pound mini dachshund named Valerie vanished during a camping trip on Kangaroo Island and survived 529 days alone in the Australian bush She was finally caught using a trap baited with her toys and her owner's clothes after 17 months on her own
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@bordeauxyoutube
Bordeaux
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you know while weโ€™re at it, I think we should fix college basketball by not allowing teams like UMBC to make the tournament whatโ€™s the point if they canโ€™t win it all anyway?
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@RedditCFB
RedditCFB
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โ€œAmerica does not want to see James Madisonโ€ Oh yeah?? Well whatโ€™s this then?
@GetUpESPN
Get Up
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"It's time to get rid of the G5 schools." @finebaum weighs in on what he would do to fix the CFP system ๐Ÿ‘€
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@yardtalkhbcu
yardtalkhbcu
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Gramblingโ€™s Coach Eddie Robinson was RIGHT!!!
@RossDellenger
Ross Dellenger
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In a groundbreaking endeavor, the University of Utah athletics is entering into what could be a $500M+ equity partnership with Otro Capital featuring the creation and shared ownership of a for-profit entity to operate athletics, sources tell @YahooSports. https://t.co/yLhYp0liPI
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@MelonTeee
Melony๐Ÿˆ
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discovered recently 1 horsepower isn't even 1 horse, like a horse does not contain 1 horse of power. a single horse actually contains - on average - 5 to 6 horses. what the fuck are we even doing nothing means anything.
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@MattHayesCFB
Matt Hayes
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CFP said it watched ND-Miami game again. Did it watch the FSU-Alabama game again, too?
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@jaredsla
The Domerlorian โ˜˜๏ธ
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ESPN: Notre Dame, since you arenโ€™t part of our overinflated conferences, weโ€™re going to treat you with a different set of rules than everyone else. ๐Ÿ˜ Notre Dame: Dang.๐Ÿ˜• Well in that case weโ€™ll decline your invitation to play in a meaningless bowl game against another program
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@the_billosopher
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Their children will score nightly quadruple doubles in the not so distant future
@HeatCulture13
Heat Central
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Aโ€™ja Wilson says she has to remind Bam to โ€œact like a WNBA playerโ€ when he guards her in workouts Aโ€™ja: Iโ€™m like, no one in our league can do that.. I get mad at times and Iโ€™m like ok, now be a WNBA, donโ€™t do that.โ€ Bam: She fails to mention I block that sh*t into the 2nd row
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@TJ_Pittinger
TJ Pittinger
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The Miami vs Notre Dame debate is fake & contrived to distract everyone from the fact that both teams should have been in over Alabama.
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@HelmetAddict
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It's so cool that the Raiders and Chargers moved so they could play in front of mostly their opponents fans for all their home games.
@RaidersAQ
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Damn, I miss having some type of home field advantage ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@coldhealing
cold ๐Ÿฅ‘
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Sorry to get mad at New Yorker cartoons but I hate this so much. It's incredible to hear a dad who hasn't written an essay since college talk seeing his daughter in love. If you roll your eyes because he's not a "professional speaker" something is wrong with you
@asherperlman
Asher Perlman
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Mine in the December, 2025 issue of The New Yorker
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