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everything’s right, so just hold tight
Pittsburgh, PA
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olive pizza haters and pineapple pizza haters must put aside their petty squabbles and band together for a common cause to fight against a greater evil: BANANA PIZZA 🤮
Having a rat making a pizza on a card is fine, but WHO PUTS OLIVES ON A PIZZA. Seriously, anchovies are the worst pizza topping and it's not especially close, but after that pineapple and olives are in a tier all alone as the next worse.
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Magic the gathering is one of my favorite things on the planet, but seven sets a year is too many.
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stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of
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I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF
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@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.
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this and a silver fridge = 2k a month 😂
just because you put this floor in don’t mean the rent should be $1250
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CERN flipped the switch on the Large Hadron Collider in 2010 and nothing has been right since.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
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turning 30 got me prepotting ibuprofen like it's a potion before a raid
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bro your griddy is getting a lot better have you been practicing
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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked this murloc and he said “mrrrrrglrrrlgr”
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