Still waiting for #SuperMarioRun

Anyone selling a standing 1975 ticket for tonight in Newcastle?

🇬🇷 The Greeks call it 'Meze' 🇪🇸 The Spanish call it 'Tapas' 🇫🇷 The French call it 'Hors d'oeuvre' 🇬🇧 British mums after it reaches above 12° call it 'picky bits in the garden'

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

anxiety / festive anxiety

The older I get the longer I stay in my car before going in the house.

Geordies when we’ve got good gossip.

I had a single jacket potato and my flat mate has just had four battered fish for dinner. Happy Tuesday x

IDK WHO TO TELL BUT JOE JUST FOUND OUT HE KENS WHO GEORGIA IS OMFG

Why the fuck is Ginny and Georgia so relatable at times eh xo

gn

I’m fucking sick of feeling pain for someone who doesn’t care

We heard tall images work on twitter now

The #JoshFight has begun. This is absolute mayhem!

When I first got into Gü puddings, I didn't fully understand the ramekinifications.

Lol the fact I’m triggered bud Scottish people on the radio is a joke xo

https://t.co/yMuHhzxzdf

Sorry I didn’t reply I’m watching someone clean pools on tik tok

If I’ve learned anything it’s that pals are always right