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@tempst0
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10 months
@NoCapFights Wen u accept an order with no tip and then u get no tip
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2 years
Just smashed my TV in front of 22 guests at my sons birthday party because of ETH price. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at her mom’s house. This crypto shit has ruined my marriage. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye, I am selling bottom
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Bro minted the GDP of the entire world
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2 months
Down bad in the trenches doing coinbase earn quizzes
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1 year
This is a real thread that is happening and he’s not trolling
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10 months
Down horrific
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2 years
@craftmeistercs Not better than my clip
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10 months
Yes, yes we did
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11 months
Orderflow is so gay why r u watching other men get filled?
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1 year
Mfs have 6 figs in a browser extension 😹
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11 months
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28 days
Tweeting this shit with a milady pfp is insane
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@tempst0
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2 years
@ShitpostGate Bro did all of this to bury a bag of Cheetos?
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@tempst0
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2 years
Thank you for the replies everyone, I’m never gonna give up. FACT: All gamblers quit right before they hit the jackpot.
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1 year
Feel like the only one who didn’t turn half an eth into 500k
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1 year
*Makes 2 mil from a literal ponzi scheme*
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@blknoiz06
Ansem 🐂🀄️
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so bullish it hurts
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@tempst0
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1 year
Mfs will get shorts liquidated for ~$1.2mil then write a thread about eth bottom
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@Rewkang
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Open to the idea $ETH bottomed based on following arguments 1. 12 months passed since top 2. Holderbase conditioned to bid & not sell after deep drawdowns so as not to miss next cycle 3. This cycle has funds w/ long lockups that absorb supply over long time frames & don't sell
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1 year
I really need to make an algo for this
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Guys I hab no actual career I just been trading coins for 4 years but no generational wealth so what do I do with my life
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1 year
one time this girl was riding my face and she came but im pretty sure after she just started peeing because i had an entire mouthful and i didnt know what to do so i just drank it and she filled up my mouth again and i just drank it again and now i feel like i cant forget that
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1 year
Ct wen gcr tweets
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@tempst0
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11 months
Hey guys happy to announce we secured some new rollbit affiliates everyone give a warm welcome to big dave!
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9 months
U guys have memory of a disabled goldfish
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9 months
Touching blueberries
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1 year
Aptos this, aptos that, why dont u mfs lemme claptos cheeks
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9 months
Monitoring my 3 figure shitcoin bags
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1 year
Well well well
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1 year
lol holding $arb means ur gonna have to avoid getting dumped on by messi, Sisyphus, Brent, Nani, byrpto, bergy, Tetranode and magellen. some of the most notorious dumping bandits. praying for L2 enjoyooors right now
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2 years
Sold the milady in my pfp but I’m keeping it
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3 months
Hello little gay people in my phone
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@tempst0
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9 months
Wen that liquidation email hits
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@tempst0
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10 months
@PepitoTheCat Damn pepito u dont stay still
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1 year
Man the new ledger looks awesome
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@tempst0
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2 years
Is pooping on company time considered mev
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2 months
Phantom just be making shit up, tf u mean im down 5 thousand dollars I never even had
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@tempst0
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2 years
Wrote a research article on @dopex_io IROs, what they are, how they will benefit investors, and a couple of my favorite strategies. Sharing and feedback always appreciated :)
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@tempst0
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11 months
@CreepyOrg That’s my quant
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9 months
@knveth Not gonna use this for wallet drainers im just gonna send everyone gay porn
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1 year
I asked chatgpt to make a spiderweb of gay people
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Pulling up birdeye and bonkbot
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1 year
Herman miller chairs aren’t even that comfy
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9 months
@LomahCrypto Lmfao fr people just arent pushing their full potential. You can blow 10 dudes behind the bar for 50 bucks each thats an easy 500 in one night, why are u guys leaving money on the table? Follow for more alfa
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@tempst0
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2 years
@SBF_FTX Bro acting like deleting his tweets is deleting his memory
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11 months
Do u wanna be right or do u wanna make money? Because we will be doing neither
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1 year
When my gf ask me if I been making alot of money cause I been on my laptop all day
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6 months
Cheers
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1 year
@cobie @dexterxbt This whole thread is so fucking retarded what is this supposed to prove? A retard rich dude with 800k followers can use his name to get people to do illogical swaps with him so that they can feel like they personally sucked him off?
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10 months
Wen I use the gc as exit liquidity and they ask who sold
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1 year
Feel like I don't contribute much to anything so I made a mega folder with 10 books on markets/trading I've enjoyed and a separate PDF file with links to videos and other resources. I'll keep adding more stuff to this as I find it :)
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@EmperorBTC @BenArmstrongsX @HitNetwork_ Tards already sent this chromie homie 30k lmao
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10 months
@Disob3yed Thank u solana
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9 months
U guys all started max bull posting at top again lmao
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@tempst0
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2 years
@gainzy222 Nah I’m arguing for people to stop being hypocritical and only caring when it comes to them lmao
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1 year
Did u guys know u can’t get liquidated on spot? This is fuggin crazy
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1 year
Bro based dom just charge me 50 a g for these wtf
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Gonna be a big month
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@AlamedaTrabucco
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bonkers how people just instantly 100% believe every shitty “news” story they see
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@spectatorindex 6 billion here 200 billion there, what’s the big deal
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Tell me one piece of tech in crypto u would use if u couldn’t profit on it
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Quick I need a lot of likes and followers
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milady
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1 year
Just lost custody of my kids this summer gonna be so lit
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11 months
Absolutely parasitic garbage sack of shit behavior. How poor do u have to be?
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Lmfao ZERO
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1 year
How do I turn off the gay porn
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7 months
Yea so basically I stare at the 1min OI candles and funding rates all day and make wild assumptions for entering long term positions while also ignoring any data that doesnt fit my bias
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2 years
this ai is crazy ahaha
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8 months
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fiscal policy novice? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Econ 101, and I've been involved in numerous debates on monetary policy, and I have over 300 confirmed GDP calculations. I am trained in economic
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1 year
Suddenly all of Ct was long doge below 8 cents
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Aaaaa im enjoying
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8 months
Time to log in and make fun of more retards
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1 year
My volatility enjoyoors
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Just liquidated everyone in the lido pair, toxic mms in disbelief
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I need some iron dome rn
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Lmao mfs so desperate they juiced that guy to 26k followers cause he was early to a shitcoin rug
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Hey bro guess what. Nobody cares what u think
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9 months
I didnt know my occasional shitposts in peoples replies had so much effect on peoples feelings. I do not apologize
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