Talia Lichtstein
@talialichtstein
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Slim Jim lover đš [email protected]
Joined July 2012
Didnât you kill a woman.
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The weird thing about people assuming Kylie Jenner is too dumb to date Timothee Chalamet is people assuming Timothee chalamet is smart.
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The boys in my 8th grade English class created a game where theyâd throw erasers at me and see if they could get it in my cleavage :) I donât want or need a single fucking male opinion on how a woman processes/ reflects on her experience hitting puberty.
Sydney Sweeney: âI had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracizedâ
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Nice so when are auditions for the role of the student who makes out with coach carr in the projection room.
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this fake candid thing celebs do at sporting events when they know thereâs a camera⌠itâs like when musical theater kids with small parts do silent ad libbing in the back of a party scene and theyâre each trying to be the most interesting one.
Kylie Jenner, Timothee Chalamet and Laverne Cox are here for all the finals drama. đ
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I literally forgot he played basketball I thought his job was cheating on khloe.
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So stressed. Both my slutty costume AND my funny costume are still up in the air. Halloween in 6 wks. I usually have a vision by now.
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I just love debate night Twitter itâs the closest thing to when we all took the PSAT the same day.
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Men should have to submit an application to obtain a phone
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you are in your 30s.
I will not stand for lyrics being changed in the Little Mermaid songs
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@ymmayer The incel death threats really skyrocket every time a video of mine goes viral on Twitter, and to see so many women ratioing the shit out of them with kind tweets like this and in the quotes on the videoâŚreally makes me feel good. And hopeful. Thank you kindly!.
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@tracyrenee70 As a college student whose professors never seem to think this way, this was refreshing to read. Thank you for being so good at your job!.
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@MediumSizeMeech This is meeee!!! Iâm so happy it hit the right audience and people are getting it :).
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gonna go picket in support of writers guild just to meet my new boyfriend. so many nerdy jewish looking bearded millennial guys with great grammar all in one place. this thing is practically calling my name.
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what a beautiful and lovely thing that should have happened to me instead.
Jon Hamm marries fiancĂŠe Anna Osceola where they filmed âMad Menâ finale
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time to bring up my favorite fun fact that only I ever think is funny!!! His current wife is the exact same age as the Olsen twins.
John Stamos reveals he had the Olsen twins fired from âFull Houseâ when they were 11 months old due to constant crying. The replacement babies turned out to be worse, so he asked for them back.
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I wonder if itâs a skincare line. that would be so new and brave.
Since I was 12, l've struggled with acne. My skin has suffered consistent breakouts, hyperpigmentation, redness and scarring. I feel impassioned and motivated to find solutions for not only myself, but others who struggle as well. This is my skin now, makeup free. no filter. I
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@SarahSweetBee I will never forget the name and face of the (FEMALE!!!) teacher who saw and did nothing.
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@Harryofthe trying to understand why? just sharing what I love about my mom on Motherâs Day! She listened without judgement, so instead of pretending I wasnât experimenting in college etc, she got to know exactly what I was doing and try to keep me safe. I think itâs awesome. :).
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âI am a leader in fertilizationâ will be most popular frat boy instagram bio of 2024.
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You are morally obligated to kick her.
Today I had one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. Regrettably it didnât seem everyone there found it quite so poignant.
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men who say they want a woman with a âlow body countâ just want a woman who doesnât have enough experience to know when sheâs having the worst sex of her fucking life.
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Everyone loves talking shit about only children can we for once discuss the (very common) type of girl who seems to wanna fuck her brother.
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No one has ever walked into a clinic at 8 months pregnant to terminate a pregnancy just because!!! No person does that! No doctor will do that!!! IT DOESNT HAPPEN this isnât a discussion!! Why does anyone even bother talking about this ridiculous nonexistent situation!!!.
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They walked so haim could run.
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How about a Little Miss knows when a meme has run its course.
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âSo sorry for cheating on u lemme just make it up to u by telling the entire worldâ LMAO Iâd hire a hitman the same day.
Neymar seemingly admits to cheating on his pregnant girlfriend Bruna Biancardi with public apology on Instagram.
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what IS this âcancel cultureâ they speak of. show it to me.
Dr. Luke has been named Songwriter Of The Year at the 2023 ASCAP Pop Music Awards.
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Can you guys stop spoiling this entire fucking movie itâs been out for one day thanks.
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Time for my annual bitching about how cute id look in an American flag bikini and how sad it is that I canât wear one without looking like a literal nazi.
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In a pink shirt?.
Man claims âwokenessâ in Targetâs boys section is âdestroying masculinityâ after discovering various shirts with rainbows including one with a cloud hula hooping a rainbow and a tropical themed shark shirt.
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I have the most respect for people who are mature about their exes. You are amazing. A few months ago I told my ex to his face that I am glad heâs older than me because it increases my chances of getting to spit on his grave.
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Stop framing it like this. Men would love it bc the female gaze isnât violent or demeaning. Ask them to imagine what it would be like if OTHER MEN were catcalling them all day. Big, burly men slapping their ass in the subway and screaming sexual epithets at them in the street.
how would you men like it if the roles were reversed huh??? not so great is it
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Hate the expression âthereâs no one to blame but myselfâ I can ALWAYS find someone to blame besides myself. always.
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@youngandrestful You shared your Spotify wrapped as if anybody gives a fuck about that so I guess we both have a problem knowing what people on the internet will find interesting.
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Awww Karl Lagerfeld really was there đĽšđĽš.
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I know this guys a troll but the answer is legitimately yes.
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I think lizzo is the most important artist of our generation btw. She is a beacon of intersectional female empowerment and at a time where so much feels like itâs reverting backwards she is a sparkling symbol of forward progress. Thank god she exists.
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If youâre gonna be a dick make sure your venmo is set to private. You canât be acting like that when I can see your dad send you âđľđ â first of every month.
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If this terrible lady leaving her sick boyfriend got you pissed, wait til you hear about husbands with sick wives.
My boyfriend's cancer battle was ruining my mental health so I left him - now I'm running a marathon in his honour
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Zach Bryan they could never make me find out who you are or what you do.
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imagine running into barron in the nyu dorm communal bathroom tn.
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I would be so pissed if I bought good acid and molly for coachella just to ruin it with a panic attack cuz Bernie sanders had to come on stage and remind me the world is bad and we have to fix it etc.
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no no dont stop there!! elaborate.
Her last name is kinda all you need to know.
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Ugh. Every time I log onto this app itâs just more bad news.
I would never kill myself.
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Breaking: It Is Easier to Raise One Person Instead of Two.
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Obsessed with the John Mulaney drama not in a âomg Iâm gonna cry this is personally affecting meâ kinda way but in a âthis is so objectively messy and insane how could I possibly ignore itâ kinda way. There is a huge difference.
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Women in male dominated fields>>>>>>.
Gisele BĂźndchen and boyfriend Joaquim Valente expecting first child, her third
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I donât know how to explain it other than I feel like the light inside me has died.
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I hate it when I say something terrible and people say âoh you donât mean that!!â I mean everything I say.
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I want to make a video with Sabrina but I often find myself agreeing with the obnoxious character she is playing. Like I feel that she always makes points. That canât be good right.
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As a huge fan of Swift, BeyoncĂŠ and Lizzo let me just say that I think you are so detached from reality you need professional help and Iâm not kidding at all.
this is why i love taylor for having few REAL friends in the industry this woman was literally writing wattpads about her yet shades her in the nearest possible opportunity.
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female barstool employees infighting over who is worse for feminism when they all literally work forâŚbarstoolâŚis interesting.
"They have these stupid fucking conversations that are just insufferable to see.". @kellykeegs didn't hold back about the @meangirlpod drama. @KFCRadio
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How has nobody killed her yet.
How much hormones like testosterone and medications for mental illness was the transgender Nashville school shooter taking? . Everyone can stop blaming guns now.
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Barbie fans: loved this movie and its celebration of womanhood and the sense of female unity itâs encouraging . Barbie fans: right and thank god Margot got the role instead of that fat ugly cunt amy schumer she really rubs me the wrong way.
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Barista just assumed I wanted âoat milkâ and started making my drink without asking and I donât drink âoat milkâ (out of spite) so I politely but loudly assert that I want NORMAL milk and she crosses her arms and goes well what is ânormal?âStupid bitch Iâm about to get violent.
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I donât need a soft OR hard launch to know when a guy has a girlfriend I can tell when he posts one pic in an apartment that has a plant. or a story of a small dog.
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Hate the expression ââŚbut I canât complainâ. I can always find a way.
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Crazy how eager some men are to cross dress in order to dunk on trans people (?) I see this guy prancing around in a wig online at least once a week.
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Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrin loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking.
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Or look inward and seriously confront why you want to board earlier and sit on a plane longer than you need to.
Life hack: just board the plane in group 1, regardless of what your ticket actually says. Works every time.
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Imagine being one of the other graduating seniors in Rory gilmoreâs little town watching everyone lose their minds over some annoying nerd in your class like sheâs the only kid to ever grow up there.
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Hope you rinsed their blood off your hands before you typed this!! Wouldnât want your screen to get all dirty.
My prayers are with the beautiful children whose lives have been lost, their families & the first responders who are dealing with this tragedy in Nashville!.
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If youâre actually watching the original SATC + the 2 movies with your eyes open itâs EXTREMELY clear how much SJP fucking hates Kim catrall. they wrote in soooo many put downs. Thereâs no conspiracy they literally put it on screen. Idk how kim stayed with them as long as she did.
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Wait sorry did you guys like Matt rife before this Iâm confused.
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I think itâs wrong to cast non-Jews in roles that are heavily defined and colored by a Jewish identity ex: nearly all Mrs Maisel characters. If more than half of the humor in a show is âjewish humorâ and you donât cast jews, itâs just a bunch of non-jews⌠making fun of jewsâŚ.
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just nominated myself for Forbes 30 under 30 the evening of the deadline on my iphone in bath robe eating a fried chicken sandwich on my bathroom floor.
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As disappointed as I am in Taylor swift over her alignment with Matty Healy, itâs wild to realize how much flack sheâs getting compared to famous men who are knowingly working with shitty people at the present moment. Never a bad time to check your own misogyny! 1/2.
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not to be soooo only child but why do people with siblings sit around and think about us all fucking day like dont you have siblings to go play with.
single children are weird but itâs not bc of having had undivided parental attention. itâs bc they didnât have anyone to reflect on their home experience with.
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I might be batshit insane but Iâm not *24 years old with my high school in my instagram bio* batshit insane.
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I think itâs actually really sweet how weâre all pretending itâs not weird that Sofia Richie walked down the aisle to a trending tiktok sound.
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Excited to do my annual mass unfollowing of boneheads who reveal their density by posting some variation of âbest nation in the world!!â why canât you just post a hotdog and not say anything. Read the room.
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Choosing to stay in your house is very different from court ordered house arrest pending trial for human trafficking.
Would you rather:. An entire month travelling the world, all expenses paid. hotels, flights, restaurants etc. Or. 1 month on house arrest with the War Room soldiers. Sparring, training, fighting the Matrix.
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Petition to refer to Pete Davidson as âran throughâ âused upâ âwhorishâ and âpassed aroundâ on a more frequent basis !!!!.
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Middle seat on a plane is universally bad but middle seat as a woman between two menâŚ.Iâm making the no fly list within an hour.
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woman: I love the movie american psycho .me: me too, obviously. great taste!! .man: I love the movie american psycho .me: why.
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I have been marked safe from Andrew Tate.
I reject all women who have slept with more than 3 men. Vile.
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I read my own tweets at least 600 times per day Iâm fucked.
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Can we finally just say that if you have to do this much to get into character maybe you are actually not that good of an actor.
"During #Elvis, I didn't see my family for about three years," Austin Butler tells Janelle MonĂĄe. "I had months where I wouldn't talk to anybody, and when I did, the only thing I was ever thinking about was Elvis."
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Finally thought about a different guy for my nighttime falling asleep semi-sexual fantasy scenario. alexa play Miss Movinâ On.
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you are a bad person and I hope you never get to pregame to doses and mimosas EVER for the rest of your LIFE.
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What if you met the love of your life and then learned his family was the type that does work out classes together. And he has a bunch of pics with his weirdly muscular parents at soul cycle like âgreat family sweat todayâ What a nightmare.
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@Dan_Alper @Harryofthe Well itâs been 5 years since this happened :/ my dad knows Iâve done coke now.
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Bo and phoebe are like the couple in high school who would sit in the library during lunch and draw weird ugly stuff on each others hands.
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young woman: I am the reason I live my life and my goal is to be happy .other young women: yeah! nice.the guys under this post: hang her.
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And is this âfemale friendâ in the room with us right now?.
I was talking to a female friend and she was telling me how lonely it is for her to be working with only men in her team because they all maintain a respectful distance from her as they dont want to come off as creeps, not realising itâs completely isolating.
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Oh shut the fuck up PLEASE.
Pete Davidson says the attention of his high-profile relationships made him feel âsmallâ and like a âf*cking loser.â. âI'm in my 20s and I've dated people. And for some reason, that's very crazy and interesting to people. When your own show [pokes fun at you]⌠you're like, I'm a
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When people tell me they want kids Ive started saying âohhh youâre young, trust me youâll change your mindâ They really donât seem to like it lol. Kinda interesting.
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