Duke Maple of Syrup 🥞
@syrupduke
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We're all just trying to push the sun back up in the sky and get one more day of summer.
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Joined October 2021
I am I dropped a deez nuts joke into a professional conversation level of maturity.
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Everyone gets excited for a gender reveal, but when I pull down my pants in WalMart, suddenly it's call the cops.
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Even if you take the conservative defense of each ICE killing, you’re left with “We haphazardly scaled up a poorly trained police force to storm into neighborhoods that voted against the president, where we antagonize the local population until someone resists arrest, and then we
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Now I lay me down to rest, a pile of pornography on my chest. If I die before I wake, pull up my pants for goodness sakes
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This is why you won't see me post anything that causes a visceral reaction or argument. I have my beliefs, and trust me when I say they are strong and on the right side of humanity, but I'm protecting my peace by posting about stupid shit like why deviled eggs are literal trash.
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Patriots are hitting Justin Herbert with enthusiasm unknown to mankind.
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Every episode will just be another day in January 2026.
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You should’ve seen the look of defeat on the warden‘s face when I ordered Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Bowl for my last meal.
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Also 90% of sports commentary is performative hatred, outrage, or outrage at somebody else’s outrage, and baseball could really use more collective outrage at the national level to raise its profile.
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KIDS GET OUTTA THERE
Children in Cleveland, Ohio enjoy a visit to the Edmund Fitzgerald, one of the biggest Great Lakes freighters, which runs routes between Lake Superior and Lake Erie hauling iron ore.
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Hello @banana_of_anna - not sure if you’ve already seen this, but I figured I’d show you since I can’t send you a DM. *Also guys, she’s been hacked so do not click the link in a DM from her hacked original account or you too will be hacked. Follow her new account
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