Brock Stephens, CFA
@swizzyJ69
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PSU Alum | Associate Trader at Charles Schwab 2014-2017 | Registered Male Exotic Dancer | #MeatballMonday enjoyer
Joined December 2024
Texting my little cousin about Minecraft movie. Feel like I’m texting a girl that has absolutely no interest in me whatsoever. #ChickenJockey
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Holy fuck learn how to wear a hat douchebag. Fuck Ohio State.
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Explode to gun double right flip zebra scat left Y drag X hook F trail alert 52 sprint draw easy on two on two ready break #MeatballMonday
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One of the shittiest days I’ve ever had. Only thing left to do was rip some e-chops at sundown and make some half decent food. #shakira
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@DaleJonesJD Real douchebag. Fire chirps though. Put a couple of them in my back pocket in case I’ll need them in the future. Brock.
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Calm lil house arrest. This kid get it custom fitted? Didn’t know they make em that small. #twig
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First #meatballmonday back has B Rock feelin nicey. And for only $3.99 what a deal. They hate to see a white boy stunt like this.
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It took you four fucking seconds! Four fucking seconds to piss me off!.
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Is it my third day in a row day drinking? Yes. Do I have a mandatory attendance class at 3:05? Yes. Am I going to go to class rocking a sweet 5 beer buzz. Also yes. I wish these liberals would stop asking so many damn questions.
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I been Steph Curry with the shot, been cookin with the sauce, Chef Curry with the pot boy. Yes liberals, I did in fact cook this buff chick pizza. Happy Tuesday.
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@willyzsburner Don’t understand how one spends this much bread on strictly coffee and cinnamon. Not even one roll of peppermint?.
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The Lord giveth. Brock receiveth. If nobody minds, I may just have a Thursday night here. Watching film and hitting the weight room in prep for #FreeballFriday tomorrow. I can sense it’s gonna be a good one.
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@melgibsonpenis7 Those #orientalstudents really do zig while everyone else zags. Have to give it to em.
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@DuragRebel Have fun paying $45,000 for a worthless degree. Enjoy your career in landscaping.
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Is this what a black guy feels like? If you’re black lmk.
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@fryefrye69 In the same boat here. Thinking of just saying fuck it and making it tomorrow’s problem. CBTM.
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Yeah, you guessed it. That’s a tall glass of milk with breakfast. I have been getting quite the backlash from my roomates telling me that I can’t just drink a glass of milk with a meal. Little do they know they are probably calcium deficient #caitlynclark
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Congrats to the women’s volleyball team on their championship. Was hoping for a Wisconsin volleyball type celebration but I guess it’s not my day. #milkbags
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Dry scooping pre and Tavon Austin highlights will do the trick. Yup, you guessed it. Blacking out tn.
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@615Frog Nice fit faggöt 👍🏻 Someone sounds sad that their team didn’t make the CFP. Have fun watching from the couch inbred fuck.
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It’s 2:29 on a Friday. If you think I’m not poppin 3 edibles rn and grasping the earth trying not to fall off, you are out of your cotton pickin mind. And yes, it is finally #FreeballFriday. Celebrate accordingly.
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Hometown farmer’s market Amish pigs in a blanket acquired ✅ One more sleep until the most degenerate week of Brock’s young adult life begins. My nuggets are tingling #chickenjoe
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God made your ass fat? Yeah and he also made me black with an 8 inch wrench. Foh “Arkansas Sydney Sweeney”.
today marks the 40 day countdown to 4/20. to celebrate god made my ass fat & let the razorbacks give vandy the handy they deserve.
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Scheduled an appointment at a barbershop called “For Men Only”. The barbers are all women with stripper names like “Destiny” and “Charity”. Wondering what the secret password is to get taken to the back for a jimmy rub. Need an Indian rug burn badly.
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@GerryLevin3 Bit of a hit to the ego there but you better believe I’m not losing sleep at night over it, G-Spot.
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Had a nightmare last night that the burner got doxxed and everyone was commenting my real name in a derogatory manner. Not sure why I was so terrified but woke up in a cold sweat.
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Just signed the papers and B Rock is officially unemployed. If anyone has ideas on how to make a quick benjamin, let a naysayer know. #FreeballFriday will be canceled this week as I will be holding a national day of mourning for my bank account. I hope you all will understand.
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Really hoping nobody minds if this white fellow has an afternoon. It would be a damn shame. If St. John’s doesn’t win, suicide is on the table. #NelsonAgholor
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Aphi woman spotted. Caught up to her and she looked like my foot. Fuck you Virgin Tech Aphi. Still honked and asked her to flash her tits though (obviously).
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Fumbled butt last night and was late to work this morning. Brock has reached his write up limit and will be getting fired come tomorrow. Could my life get any worse rn? I don’t know. I am going to attempt to drown my pain out today with the Penjamin. Fuck my stupid chode life.
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Fine shyt is abroad rn. Debating flying her back to the states on a PJ to come land on this dih!.#horny.#dwaynetherockjohnson.#zelinsky.
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@SirLoko69 Not sure how lacrosse failed to make it on here Loko. May have been a miss, otherwise I got no qualms with it.
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This house is so damn crowded and Brock needs to take a number 3 (jerk off). Not sure what the move here is, but I do know that winners always find a way.
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And a happy #FreeballFriday to those observing the holiday. Only comes once a week, let em drag.
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For all those wondering the over cashed on the over/under 0.5 birthday texts from the ex-wife yesterday. Like a moth to a flame. Under bettors were in shambles. 1st day of spring break and Brock is about to cause an issue. #letsgetretarded #dickedhimtoshit.
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Just got word that classes are cancelled today. So happy I cancelled them. Way too hung for a Thursday. Cheers #FillipinoDragon.
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Wombo combo for the one time. This flavor pairing is like 2017 TJ McConell and RoCo backcourt. Might just get me through this roadtrip. #BenFrank
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Beezing has never been more back. Fellas and I were dabbling in it this weekend and it’s safe to say that I will be stocking up on Burt’s bees for the foreseeable future. Anyone know if that shit is bad for the eyelids? Just kidding don’t care #caitlinclark.
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Russell Westbrook ‘06 jersey? On. Pubes? Shaved. Bed? Made. Ass? Who knows, but one thing is for sure. Brock is #ONTHAPROWLFORBUTT.
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@Degen_CPA You are so gay. Maybe try getting married and having kids instead of posting thirst traps on your burner at 37yo.
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@brocktherock60 I vote you take on the Great American Challenge with 3 guests. 30 rack, 8th of weed, 2 large pizzas, and a 100 piece puzzle.
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Is that a surprise XR study bean? How did that get there? Don’t mind if I do!. Happy state pattys you freaks
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Does anyone have any insight on these? Not sure if I’m going to have an appointment with Jesus tonight or not. Corna three!
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Duty called and now I’m on the shitter fresh out the shower. Not sure if there’s a worse feeling. Thank God it’s #FreeballFriday.
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I’d like to formally announce my commitment to CSL Plasma. I want to thank my coaches, family, friends, and everyone who got me to this place. Beyond grateful and beyond blessed. Up now! 🙏🏼🗣️ #time2grind #opentonetwork.
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Oh just because it’s a Sunday I can’t drink? Fuck that noise. Blackout inbound.
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@chieffrancis69 Her and that Penn State cowboy kid make me wish that social media never existed.
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12 hours into THON and first shit break has been taken. Pushing out deer pellets has never felt so damn good. #FTK.
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1 week left until the internship starts. Any suggestions on how to use my time?.
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Woke up incredibly hung and no called no showed for work. Only option was to jerkoff. Go birds.
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@DixonKunts1 Give it a couples hours and then just hit her with a dick pick out of the blue. Tell her to bounce on it. Never fails for me!.
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I don’t care that you think taking St. John’s to win it all is dumb. The Godfather will get it done purely based off vibes. My good friend @TonyGunk99 showed me one too many tiktok edits of him being a fucking baller and it’s got me ready to run through a brick wall.
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Chick somehow has gained 150k tiktok followers from bothering people and being unfunny. Don’t tell me being a woman is hard.
Penn State TikTok star Megan Million may ask to sleep in your room because she was kicked out by her roommate, but she's really just trying to bring positivity and laughter to the community in any way she can.
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Die tourney in the pit tonight. Uh yeah I think that could play? Freeball Friday Night Lights could be the difference. Very upset tonight, going to outrageously blackout and lose it. #FreeballFriday
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@Antonio_Jacuzzi @fryefrye69 @GinkleTarvis Help! I bought tokens and now the aren’t showing up in my metamask wallet! Somebody help me #CRYPTO.
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Coop puttin on for the white folk. Can’t beat it with a stick. Oh and fuck you Patrick Mahomes.
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Honored I could put you on brother. Feel like Master Shifu right now. Happy #MBM.
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@Cincitucky1 Is this ragebait? I think that even my sister’s husband’s cousin’s second cousin’s dog’s brother knows this song.
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Just gambled on a fart and shit my pants. Luckily, this occurred within the confines of my own abode. @Antonio_Jacuzzi somehow this is all your fault. Going to have a talk with the boys in the locker room at half and find a way to turn this day around. #IBSwarrior.
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Bapples are mid. They were sick freshman year when my beer taste was underdeveloped but they just taste like apple juice now. Give me an IPA 7 days a week and twice on Sundays. Casual beer drinkers exposing themselves. Nutting over a mid product made for high schoolers. #shrink
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Just got word that I will be dickin brews tonight. Call in the troops, let’s touch. #beastiality.
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Quick question for the BV. Just walked into a bathroom with three urinals, only one open was the middle one. Even though there were dividers I couldn’t bring myself to do it. As men, is it childish to still be following the universal rules of the urinal like we did as youngsters?.
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