Dale Jones, JD & MBA
@DaleJonesJD
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TRT fanatic || WHO DEY || HOA Vice President || Former intern
Joined October 2024
Yes, my midwestern mid sized city is better than yours
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A Saturday rot with college basketball is better than a Saturday rot with college football
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What if bars had mobile apps? You could preorder drinks and they’d have a reward system. Like every 3 beers is a 4th free. Idk, just a thought I guess.
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35 degrees, snowing, and I’m only wearing a quarter zip. Still managed to walk to potbelly. LANK.
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Women going to fraternity date parties/formals when their boyfriend isn’t in said fraternity is some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen. I can’t be the only one thinking this right?.
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Gonna wear this to the bars this weekend so one of you can take a pic of me and caption it “shrink”
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Homework do on a Saturday. Had to call for a high ball screen.
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Does PM stand for pledge master or Peter millar? Haven’t found a clear consensus here.
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You ain’t gotta like it cus the hood gon love it
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Was in a rush to get to class and didn’t realize I walked all the way there in adidas slides. I already know another burner took a pic of me.
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Feel like I’m 10 years old again. Best way to start a Saturday.
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Did this guy just disappear? Haven’t seen him in a minute.
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Is it bad that at 21 years of age I only get chicken or steak quesadillas at Mexican restaurants?.
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Dan Hurley being a villain is good for college basketball
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@DrFrost6969 Worst comes to worst you can watch the games on your phone and talk ball with the other men there.
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*insert soccer equivalent of running the football
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Trader Joe’s frozen items try not to be goated challenge (impossible)
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Feeling a lot like this guy lately. Hopefully there’s still some ball knowers out there.
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At the hometown gym. Yes I will be hitting this for 10 reps. Any further questions?
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Can someone please tell me where to get this quarter zip? . Desperately need to wear it to the bars.
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@loobyschnoog Clark, .This is a great play right here. Keep fighting the good fight. Best,.Dale.
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A great NBA playoff game is better than a great March madness game
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If you’d just get up teach em instead of handing them a freaking panic yo
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@rollfuckinpack1 I think playing d2 or d3 is still valid as long as you don’t pretend it’s something it’s not.
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He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight.
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@JackedonDaniels Let him live. Other than breaking the green line test I don’t see what’s wrong with this.
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Whole family is talking shit about my sister-in law right now. Can’t beat it with a stick.
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Just move the ball and take high percentage shots. It’s that simple fellas.
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Do it for the realest fellas in the fucking game right now
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Kohl’s shooter sleeve in intramural soccer game. Shrink or expand?
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@Clayton_Blackk This shit shouldn’t be legal. It shouldn’t cost fucking $1000 for textbooks for a semester.
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@KidKinsey @cavslit Bigger and stronger than every WNBA player and he’d post up players his own size.
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@RickyPoots2 You hope and pray it doesn’t come up on the background check or you’re perpetually unemployed.
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@GettingBucketzz @BarrelJumpist To be fair if you’re 6’5 and one of the greatest athletes ever that trains like an animal I think you’d have quite the appetite.
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With all due respect you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be number one
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Nuke the game. I hate this school so fucking much.
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Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
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@Volballover16 Absolutely worth it but I would give yourself enough time to watch it. If you take long breaks in between it’s harder to follow.
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Lily lang this, Sydney Thomas that, gimme Taylor korn over everyone.
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Strictly business tonight. This white boy is getting after it.
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@DWhite_Defender @OKCowboysBraves Absolutely none of those dudes in the replies have watched a single game in the last 10 years. They couldn’t tell you any of the past champions or MVP’s.
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Guy at my gym is wearing a Santa Cruz medicinals shirt. Shrink or expand?.
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How many times is @MurrayHillGuy1 gonna follow me then unfollow me after 5 minutes? The gimmick is getting old, and no I’m not falling for it.
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@up_and_under_23 @NickStillHere Man’s an inch shorter, 20 pounds heavier, and twice the athlete.
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