Well guys I’ll say it. I’m not proud of what happened but I got arrested Saturday. The police said I was defending women’s rights too loudly. I also got charged with being 6’2. Here just a picture of me in cuffs.

The AP poll is a joke

Bad news for Texas, Mark Stoops woke up this morning reportedly “pissed” and walked into the UK football building with a plan to beat Texas and stop Sark’s offense. Expect a rejuvenated Kentucky football team 😤😤

Anyone commenting on ND being 13 in the AP poll. Please say with a straight face a team ranked below Notre Dame that has looked better. There isn’t one.

The girl in the cubical connected to mine (whom I’ve never met) is wearing WAY to much perfume today

This genuinely needs to be talked about more

My 2 year old nephew is SHOCKED to learn his Mimi is my mom

Go to Mass btw

The SEC is utterly insane man. There is truly nothing like it

I believe it is unlikely that Kentucky will get Jon Sumrall and that Kentucky missed its opportunity to hire him.

I mean this is absolutely the worst end of half coaching I’ve ever seen and I’m a Kentucky fan. Zac Taylor might genuinely be retarded

This is one of the greatest videos ever created. Kentucky basketball is one of God’s greatest creations

7 year old me playing football did this too

I’ve planned trips to Waco, Houston, and Dallas in 2026 even though I’ve never been to Texas in my life

Auburn is BEGGING Georgia to score. This is unbelievable

Ladies and gentlemen we are officially on odd year auburn watch @RedditCFB

https://t.co/x5gsLXpxo5

These refs are actively screwing Notre Dame

BREAKING: I am told along along with @KentuckyNet John Wall will attend Big Blue Madness with “other” former college stars

Thrill’s Heisman watchlist (no order) CJ Carr Ty Simpson John Mateer (needs to play today) Jeremiah Smith Jeremiah Love