Today in 1987, your school served you this for lunch and you were excited about it...

God damn these hours suck balls. I’m sorry @AngelaAhrendts and @tim_cook are trying to burn you guys out!

One time I had a CX tell me that his photos weren’t storing after taking them. I asked to take a photo and see what was happening. Me: *takes photo*..*about to open photos* there’s nothing I shouldn’t see right? CX: nope! Me: *opens photos* dick pic, 100s of dick pics Me:

I will never forget this interaction. CX: my phone won’t charge and I can’t hear anything. Me: *takes it back to genius room and cleans the 1000 layers of grime* Me: Man I’ve never seen a phone that dirty before! Cx: Yeah I’m a dirty boy;) LITERALLY WINKS AT ME Me:

On another note, I kind of miss venting on hear in the break room in between appointments.. Reading other people’s tweets was my saving grace at times!

What holiday gift did everyone get last year? What do you think this year will be? I remember it went from beats to a t shirt for me😂

Just had a lady get offended that I held the door open for her...? #triggeredfem

All these stupid always dems bitching about something

How’s everyone’s life at the fruit stand going? There are moments where I miss it.

Question: for those of you who want more #guncontrol what do you actually want done? All politics aside please.

This is an actual question for any “ #feminist “ *non man haters* to answer! Can you give me examples of where you wish you’d see more equality in current times?

Happy #InternationalMensDay ! Inspirational, successful and smart! Happy Friday ya snowflakes!

Thankful for this woman! #internationalwomansday2018

Don’t complain about “Republican” thoughts and prayers

So I quit almost 3 months ago and haven't been sick once... coincidence? I think not :)

Me when my manager asks me to stay 30 min extra "for the team"

When you clock out and niggas struggling

"What's it like working at Apple?"

Customer: I was told by AppleCare Me: i WAs tOld By aPplECaRe