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Farage promise to "stop the boats within two weeks in gov't" unravelling. HE MEANT "after passing laws", "as quickly as possible", he "believes", the boats may still cross, but all will be deported "if necessary" and "sensible", "unless we have a duty of care". Bravo, Beth! 👏🏽

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RT @kieronmurphy5: @sturdyAlex Memory loss is understandable in members of the public…it’s completely unforgivable and entirely deliberate….

RT @MikeHolden42: They aren't "all the same". Priti Patel was found to have repeatedly breached thrle ministerial code, she refused to resi….

Are people so blinded by hatred of anything to do with Starmer, so jaded by factionalism, that they cannot recognise things he has plainly improved and prefer instead to repeat the l-i-t-e-r-a-l far right lie "they're all the same"? This will be the mantra of our fkn doom. 3/3

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This happened so much that three EAs resigned and the post fell vacant for ages. Literally, NO oversight. Fast forward to this week. Rayner lifts confidentiality Tues, hands documents over Weds, verdict comes after 48hrs, finds mildest breach and she's gone WITHIN THE HOUR. 2/

Have people got mass fkn memory loss? Five years ago ethics investigations took MONTHS, were actively used to evade Qs, and even when resulting in findings of serious breaches, were ignored by the PM and resulted in the ethics advisor AND the bullied employee having to resign. 1/

RT @sturdyAlex: You won't be surprised to know that my take has ZERO in common with tomorrow's front page takes. "Weirdly, to me this fel….

RT @QuietRiotPod: 🕛 MIDNIGHT MASS: Emergency Reshuffle Special 🌚. The bastards finally got Ange. But she'll be back. @pimlicat & @sturdyal….

If a bot is going to pretend to be from the UK, it would be good to get basic details right. There are also several, festooned in St George's flags who keep messaging me about "the Labor government". Come on, m.Elon, get it right.

You won't be surprised to know that my take has ZERO in common with tomorrow's front page takes. "Weirdly, to me this felt like the first time this gov't has been on the front foot. When it finally said: let's use this crisis to take the news agenda by the scruff of the neck.".

RT @MrKennyCampbell: I suppose Rayner can now sell her posh flats in Glasgow, her Chelsea mews house and £19m London townhouse, plus her ya….

RT @QuietRiotPod: I HAVE EXCITING NEWS. An emergency Midnight Mass episode on Rayner's resignation and the reshuffle that followedhas just….

RT @Otto_English: Rayner resigned. Your response Mr Farage?

RT @sturdyAlex: @parr_craig61423 @macdonald_90002 Or maybe celebrating mediocrity and normalising far right parties as "fun" is the logical….

Apparently, being in any way critical of an idiotic narcissist like Jenkyns turning her conference speech into a karaoke cringefest is why Brexit happened. I feel very ashamed of myself and can only apologise.

RT @sturdyAlex: *sound on* This is Andrea Jenkyns's ACTUAL singing entrance to the Reform UK conference. Utter crackpots. And anyone who t….

UK 30 year gilt yield, down from the breathlessly reported 5.75%, is now 5.51%. Not that you will hear this from most of the client journalist accounts who were gunning for Reeves all week. Please share.

Jeremy Clarkson, here, who built his entire career on license fee payers. But he reckons he deserves the millions he made from the BBC. While Rayner did not deserve £16kpa when she was a social worker.

I used to think the hot-dogs-for-fingers was the most unlikely timeline in EEAAO. But no. We were one body-jump away from this Kakistokaraokacy one.

"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be The Drunk Fash.".