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Houthi & the Blowfish

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Most of my takes are made while I'm drunk but I'll double down when I'm sober • competitive chainsmoker • albanians dni 🇦🇱🚫 • Being evil has its percs

36.4252° N 116.2909° W
Joined July 2020
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Houthi & the Blowfish
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No it's fine I just didn't think they'd be mexican
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@blankspotato
Slipstream & Glotta Stomach CEO
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Can't wait for Dante to unlock his Sin Devil Trigger and the soundtrack goes "WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK!!! WE CARRY THE FLAME"
@IGN
IGN
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Meet Ebony and Ivory in this exclusive clip from Season 2 of Devil May Cry, arriving on Netflix on May 12! #IGNFanFest
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@PostLeftWatch
Post-Left Watch (postleftwatch.bsky.social)
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This tweet is undefeated
@metabadguy
sara 🦐『𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳』
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Found out 2 mins in that this guy is shoeonhead's husband and suddenly everything clicked
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@JonesFrotting
mario
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i just found out about this guys existence a month ago and i already hate everything about him
@viewsceo
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TheBurntPeanut allegedly leaked his real face after opening an article written about him while live on stream 😬
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@WINNIETHEPENlS
dickcheneyhater1125 (READ STRAWPAGE B4 FOLLOWING)
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reposting this to this account because of The News #smilingfriends
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@NxtDeterio
Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻
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Just saw Iron Lung with irls and we were talking about the movie then one of them just started playing this at full volume and we all got silent and it was like we were seeing the south tower collapse on the TV live in 2001
@adultswim
adult swim
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An important announcement from Michael and Zach
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@honeycombkeith
negus b. trippin
21 hours
Hug your white stoner homie tonight
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘SMILING FRIENDS’ is ending. 2 unreleased episodes will be released in the future and then the series will be over.
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@facu_az0gue
facundo
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smoking on that shit that made mao see dongs
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@RawbertBeef
The Green Kasey 🎃
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I feel like a 13-year-old’s OC 💔
@coochiecrying
nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆。˚⋆ฺ ∞
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the concept of having 5 mental illneses
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@PotatoMcWhiskey
PotatoMcWhiskey
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"we ended diversity, equity and inclusion in America" the rapist murderer pedophile dictator said pedophilicly to thunderous applause
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
2 days
Trump: "We ended DEI in America"
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@cinematyde
tyde
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likely place to see it
@Goldmanagent
Ran Goldman
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Just saw Scream 7 in Tel Aviv! It’s unapologetic fan service at its finest. Gale and Sidney anchor the chaos, the twists and death scenes hit hard and cut deep, and the nostalgia, along with some great cameos, lingers in the air. What. A. Ride. #Scream7 is in theaters worldwide!
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@arkangeljoy
V 🖤
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They call trans women perverts and groomers but this is how they talk about the average girl on their timeline
@nikicaga
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
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Genuinely these guys are not human
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@pissvortex
ape attack survivor
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7 Word Horror Story: Benjamin Netanyahu Translated from Hindi by Grok
@netanyahu
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
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हमारे संयुक्त रात्रिभोज से पहले, मैंने अपने मित्र प्रधानमंत्री मोदी को पारंपरिक भारतीय परिधान पहनकर चौंका दिया। 🇮🇱🇮🇳 @narendramodi
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@IfritNova
Fumble D. Bag - CW: Ranma 1/2 | CR: Ichi The Witch
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@DrRemilio
Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper
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When she finds out you are racist and unemployed
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@theserfstv
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)
22 hours
Washing a child rapist's cold cheeseburgers down with aquafina. Grim shit
@WUTangKids
Wu Tang is for the Children
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LMAO of course Trump fed the USA hockey team McDonald’s….yay MAHA!
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@ilovewikipedia
🦅
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twitter philosophers be like wow i just learned at 45 years old that your personality is influenced by the environment that grow up in
@PaulAnleitner
Paul Anleitner
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The finale of “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms” gave us a profound truth: The difference between a boy becoming a monster or man depends on the male role models & mentors in their life.
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@barbarismcrit
barbarism critic
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I LOVED it when you were inciting against Somalis but inciting against Jews? That’s going too far.
@WassonWatch
Wasson Watch Co.
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This is why we can't have nice things. @nickshirleyy I don't know you personally, and everyone makes mistakes. I hope that's all this is. I hope you see how utterly foolish and bankrupt this path is. I hope you don't get into the quagmire of groyper nonsense. If you have any
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@PunishedFredda
Fredda
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American freaking out because he can't see the burger
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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McDonald's in Germany is hiding food from ads during Ramadan to prevent "arousing" Muslim hunger (daytime)
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@upholdreality
COMBATE |🇵🇷
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Miami gusanos stole a boat, loaded it with assault rifles, and tried to infiltrate Cuba Cuban Guardafronteras cooked them. 4 dead. 6 captured. All confessing Same terrorist pipeline since Bay of Pigs. Same result every time
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@Unkle_K
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You cannot learn complex topics in 20 minutes. This is why you guys are confident and stupid
@Jackkk
Jack
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MrBeast explains why the education system is completely broken “Why are students today being taught the same way their parents were? Look at how much everything else has advanced. When I was in school the teacher would just stand there, read out of a book and write on a
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@SunsetRadi0
Sunset 🏳️‍⚧️
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@MetalGearFacts1 RAIDEN, TURN OFF THE ICE CREAM MACHINE NOW THE SHIFT IS OVER
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