Sam Bankman-Fried is a fat vegan. Never trust a fat vegan.

Sam Bankman-Fried: I don’t know where $10 billion dollars went The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.2 trillion dollars went The IRS: You just sent $601.37 don’t forget to report it.

The @GOP version of “freedom”: - ban books - limit speech - live in fear of gun violence - take away your healthcare decisions

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“Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72." - Mark Twain

it's Thanksgiving weekend. Barack Obama is volunteering in a soup kitchen. Donald Trump is dining with Nazis. any questions

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martin scorsese’s company restored an iranian film from the 1970s which was thought lost in time but rediscovered at a junk shop 30 yrs later. this sort of contribution to cinema is worth 100 times more than any marvel film (and i’m a marvel fan)

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The former CEO of FTX, Sam Bankman, pulled off one of the biggest heists ever, stealing billions of dollars from his customers and is currently relaxing in the Bahamas. Meanwhile, 40,000+ people in the US are in jail for possession of marijuana.

Who should we liberate next?

According to this, the insurrectionists that broke windows, destroyed and stole property, smeared feces, and peed all over the walls, should all be serving a minimum of 10 years. #January6th #TrumpCoupAttempt #TrumpPrison #Capitol

Uvalde: AR-15 Buffalo: AR-15 Boulder: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Parkland: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Aurora, CO: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 San Bernardino: AR-15 Midland/Odessa: AR-15 Poway synagogue: AR-15 Sutherland Springs: AR-15 Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15 Colorado Springs: AR-15

Did you know? When Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After George W. Bush and the GOP let the assault weapons ban expire in 2004, mass shootings increased by 245%. — These numbers tell a story.

There's a bipartisan effort in Congress to stop Americans from helping dictators & drug cartels launder money in the US, but it's being blocked by @SenToomey & his @BankingGOP staff. Read all about it @washingtonpost https://t.co/rkaiCs4D8v #ENABLERSACT

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Rand Paul's former campaign staffer has been found GUILTY of funneling Russian money to the Trump campaign.

Pretty wild something that is clearly a public utility can be single handedly destroyed by a bored unfunny emerald mine heir in less than 60 days.

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Go to the movies this week