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This is me noting how you always reply to women but retweet men
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You know, people mock Jordan Peterson but if a man you’re talking to brings him up in conversation it saves you an awful lot of time
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Dating in your forties is sending a man the hottest nude he’s ever seen and getting a photo of his freshly jet-washed patio in return
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35 years ago my mum dropped and spilled a 5litre can of white gloss on the bus, probably one of the most embarrassing days of her life? To this day I send her photos like this captioned “this you?”
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Imagine being this thick. A 70yo woman or a 35yo woman who’s had a hysterectomy don’t need to answer these questions. How would the word “women” make that clear?
Have just been sent this by a patient at London’s Cromwell Hospital.
According to staff there, the term ‘women’ has been replaced by ‘Patients of Childbearing Potential’, on the basis of “inclusivity”.
Alienating over half the population in the name of ‘inclusivity’…
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GB News has reported losses of £42 million as a result of overpaying onscreen talent, thereby demonstrating a misunderstanding of both accounting practices and the word 'talent'
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Everybody being quirky saying they do want to see the patio, that’s enough now
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Absolutely dying at this, does he think the flintstones was a documentary
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35 and prepared to consider a 20yo but not a 41yo 🚩
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The “I absolutely support the right to protest but Not Like That” crew are out in force aren’t they. If you’re middle class you’re a dilettante, if you’re working class you’re a thug
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If Twitter dies where are middle-aged men going to log on and say “good morning I saw you say you were tired yesterday, hope you got some sleep x” to 25yo women who are just here to promote their onlyfans
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I’m fascinated by this - channel 4 began in 1982, and happy meals were introduced in 1986. So this is for a very very specific generation only? If you were drinking from a hose and being smacked in those 4 years I think you were being neglected tbh
Some buffoon has literally done a ‘remember eggs’ meme.
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Why am I still on twitter? Listen I was here before Elon and I’ll be here after he gives up and sells it. He’s your mum’s first boyfriend after she gets divorced - got to eat dinner in your room until she sees sense that’s all
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The classic
#gbbo
lineup is 11 women and gay men who could get a Michelin star tomorrow, and one straight man who has seen a cake before
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Writing accessible medical literature is DIFFICULT and I challenge any of these obsessives to write even one form that includes everyone they want to address and excludes everyone else
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Selkie dresses are “not meant to be appealing to men”? 💀 “Lolita fashion” is not aimed at men? 💀💀💀
Selkie is the perfect example of fashion that is both extremely feminine, beautiful and also not appealing (or meant to be appealing) to men. It’s giving birthday party after recent breakup
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@SoozUK
@eviljobob
Lot in there too about how the attractiveness of anyone presenting as a woman is public property, and so that person has ‘no right’ to alter it
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Why don’t you occupy yourselves with actual feminist issues like less research into women’s diseases, disbelief when women report pain, black women’s maternal mortality rates? Real stuff like that?
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o no the 30yos who dress like 6yos in order to defy the male gaze have found me
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“Just say women” - what’s the youngest someone could be pregnant? 13, 12, 11? Are you 100% confident that they, or their guardian, realise they’re included in “women”?
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Come along to some of the meetings *I’ve* been in “people who can get pregnant? That’s nice and clear” “Well I��m already pregnant so that’s not me”
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Hi, lost my job due to COVID and I am willing to do anything where I get paid lots for not working very hard, I have no skills whatsoever. Please retweet
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Thinking of bringing Tiddles here to live in my cave with me, can any men let me know if this is a bad idea
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Whole thread is hilarious, the dumbest minds in the world gathered to discuss how women are kinder by nature and nurture but unfortunately also very stupid
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@dieworkwear
You’re right, the three on the right aren’t dressed to appeal to woman and we dislike the look. It’s their workwear, a uniform to wear to their job of exploiting lonely young men
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I’ll care about shoplifting when there are no food banks in this country
The cost of living crisis is "no excuse" for a rise in shoplifting, the policing minister has told Sky News, because the UK's benefits system is "very generous".
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Remember fish pedicures? They're all down the sewers now, growing and mutating, with a taste for human flesh.
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I should have matched and then messaged “is that you in the photo?”
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Last night I decided to send “heyyy are you watching the snooker” to 20 men I had previously ignored completely - I’m never drinking again
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Thing is, as everyone who’s ever consulted the public on town centre regeneration knows, if you offer the good old days crew a charming high street of individual shops selling a small range of fresh produce, they categorically do not want it
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Imagine boasting about your skills and *this* is what you’re producing “I already had ‘blonde teenager big tits’ and after 6 months of hard work I added ‘thinner’ to my prompt”
My skills are increasing.
Making a video as we speak showing my process and how I get these results. The level of artistry needed, the technical knowledge required, and amount of work involved I think is going to shock people.
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I LOVE how boring snooker is, Ken Doherty was doing a bit about how Hendry wouldn’t be allowed to sit in the front row because his shirt is too distracting - THIS is the shirt
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All the men saying I’m too old and ugly to send nudes have racist timelines, all the women saying I’m stupid for doing it have transphobic ones. And they can all fuck off 😁
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One thing about the pandemic - it was the only time in my life I could be sure a man had washed his hands before he fingered me
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The most unstoppable force in the universe: the will of your elderly parents to climb stepladders
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Seems untenable for our society that the tiny demographic who get to write opinion columns are also the only ones shocked to learn young people can’t buy houses and councils are going bankrupt
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@thecatreviewer
this satanic beast is laughing right in my face on his way to shit in my front garden, as he does every day. Pure evil, can feel the contempt for me radiating off him. Still 10/10 because All Cats Are Beautiful
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@thecatreviewer
This tiny beauty lives in my village and has to be physically prevented from coming home with you. 10/10, would (will) steal her
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This was the only platform that was good for ugly people; a lot of you will never replicate your success anywhere else 😔😔😔
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A 19yo woman showed the younger girls who look up to her that she’s not intimidated by a misogynist whose vile ideas they WILL be hearing in school from their male classmates - that’s a real world impact
Greta tweeted about Tate because she knew it would go viral; Tate responded for the same reason. It's non-zero sum competition in which both participants win. The prize is online engagement (not real-world impact).
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Someone’s texting me in great detail about his trip to Wilko and I’m like, oh my god don’t stop I’m nearly there
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Always find it interesting when men specify they’d like to meet a “beautiful” woman but never consider if they’re handsome enough to be asking for that?
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This “make your home as a cake” is just an unsubtle way of letting us know which of them are posh
#gbbo
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Whaddya mean you “don’t get it”? It’s obviously Sexy Aemond Targaryen
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So many men are having such a good time repeating my exact joke back to me “er yeah?? Well HE would save time too!!!!” Men just aren’t funny😔
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Me when a man’s most liked tweet ever is a reply to one of mine
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Tell me you don’t look at this and immediately start thinking of ways to hijack it
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@thecatreviewer
very shy and obviously a bit of a scrapper but followed me after we made friends 10/10
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“Too expensive, not convenient, not enough choice” they want to be the carefree child, never the housewife who spends hours walking to the shops and cooking every day. They’ll never give up their chest freezer in the utility room, free parking at the big Tesco lifestyle
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Meet me at the infamous tarmaced-in cone in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking
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Taking my mum for lunch so I am in disguise as a respectable middle-aged daughter
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And the middle-aged men who claim to be ‘neither right nor left’ calling a woman protesting a “girl” or a “rich girl” because that’s another great way to infantilise and delegitimise protest
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@starkid_hannah
My favourite subgenre of this is engineer dad who spirit levels the top of his cake and then is left in the dust by a granny who doesn’t even weigh her ingredients
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Yes if you lower standards of living so much that working class people have to spend all their time and energy on meeting their material needs, it will be middle class people dominating protests, you idiots
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@gdpreston
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Consider the implications of describing a 14yo as a woman if they’re pregnant, a girl if they’re not. Lots of people before you have done
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My plan for ensuring no one makes jokes when I die is not being a horrendous racist my entire life
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The wildest bit of this is I clicked to see who that like was from and it was the other noted male feminist who just called me a pathetic snivelling C*nt
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If twitter’s dying you should definitely dm everyone you have a crush on
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This is coming for Gillick competence. It’s driven by religious fundamentalists who want women and children to be the property of a male head of the household, and it’s terrifying people calling themselves feminists can’t see it
This is not Section 28. It's worse. Section 28 didn't mandate that parents be informed if a 16 year old said they were gay. It didn't say that straight students' well-being had to be considered in a school's decision to 'allow' students to be LGB. It didn't outlaw my trousers
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I’ve always thought that Jacob Rees-Mogg is a bit of a bloody cockwomble!!! - (dm for my PayPal)
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If you’re not a sylvaniandrama fan what are you doing
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Also - there are plenty of young people who DO want to live like this - make it *possible* never mind pleasurable to support a family on one wage and you’ll see high streets flourish
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The irony that this woman *self-identifies* as “Britain’s toughest/strictest headteacher” and the media respect it without fail
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@hugh_jolley
You paid for a blue tick so even more people will see your incredibly stupid replies 👏🏻
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Four tv channels? If you were raised on egg and chips, hose water and corporal punishment post-1982 you just had abusive parents, explore this trauma with a counsellor
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This is romcom weather ladies, so remember that we need to be holding our mugs like this ⬇️
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A Prevent but for misogyny, and it should start with “men who tweet obsessively at female news presenters”
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Joe Lycett is a far more serious person than the chummy pantomime he was invited to be on
Memo: don’t put comedians on Question Time or any other serious political show. It’s not the time for that nonsense anymore.
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I NEVER miss
Haven’t managed to insert myself into any village drama so I’ll tell you lot that not having any lights up this year means these two are definitely divorcing mm hmm
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Just gave birth to this beautiful baby girl! Didn’t even know I was pregnant smh
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