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Still writing my story with each breath. HBCU Made! XULA 03 🖤💛1908💗💚 $SRBurris08

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5 years
Delayed but still destined...please help me celebrate my company’s official launch by visiting I appreciate all of your prayers and well wishes. Now please share this post, spread the love and the word: we’re starting a movement one root at a time!🙏🏿🌲
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@DetroitEmory You do realize that college isn’t highschool?! “Undergrads” can widely range in age? Plus, if the person paid tuition, why shouldn’t he/she participate in STUDENT ACTIVITES? Is that not part of that individual’s tuition costs? Folk worry about the most insignificant things.
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@SplurgeND @B1ackSchefter Funny how the CTE never scrambles their brains enough to get into fights with fully groan, muscle bound hulks. Those monsters know just what they’re doing when they bully their significant others. Miss me with that CTE excuse.
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The funniest thing is seeing SOME from a certain demo call all Black women bitter & lonely for taking issue w/Mr. Biles’s comments. Meanwhile, nearly every prominent Black male athlete/personality who’s commented on the topic has also dragged ol’ boy’s answers for filth.
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if everyone calling you @Simone_Biles ' husband... you are not the catch 😭😭 @ShannonSharpe @ochocinco
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@LeshaPsaint Your children should have the right to choose their life’s path. Be that Trades, STEM, Arts, Finance, Business, etc. It doesn’t benefit our people to force them into roles they aren’t equipped to fulfill. Let those kids follow their calling.
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@bomani_jones These headlines make it out like Michael Bennett gave this lady a ddt or power slam in the squared circle. He pushed past a group of people and now is being made to look like a serial killer. The Austin Bomber received a more favorable headline. Sad.
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@rahm3sh What’s funny is how hard karma is going to hit the clowns that thought harassing these peaceful men was amusing. I’m truly sick of “RT culture”. This was trash and so is whoever filmed it.
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@GAYAQUAMARS All you do is take care of our Seniors & give them comfort. All you do is ensure that some of our most vulnerable are supported & heard. All you do is put your health at risk to aid the sickest among us. Seems like you’re doing a lot. Please don’t undervalue your contribution.
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@JiveTurkeyJo @Stayconsistent4 This is a very childish viewpoint. I bet that teacher also spent the better part of the hour telling that same student to be quiet and pay attention. Did she listen then? No! It’s excuses like the one you gave that are helping destroy our community from the inside.
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@BaeAreaNiko The ”Baaaaaaeeee” took me clean out. Like, sis, bae really ain’t seeing it for you at all. How your man let you get mollywhopped in his presence and ain’t at least TRY to toss ol’ girl out y’all crib?😂🤣
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All these vaxx conspiracy theories about Jamie Foxx are so ridiculous. There’s a reason High Blood Pressure—which is prevalent in the Black community—has been termed The Silent Killer. HBP has been affecting folk for decades, yet tinfoil wearers swear it’s the jab.
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Doctors Say 55-Year-Old Jamie Foxx Is Lucky to Be Alive After His 'Medical Complication' "It was reported that Jamie suffered a stroke...He had to be revived, he is very lucky to be alive. They also said that he suffers from high blood pressure which doctors say can cause clots…
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@rahsh33m Sis did the right thing. Let corporate handle all that. She does not get paid to be Mall Cop. Good for her.
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@Fanaphoenix @zozagoon Granny said, “I ain’t a killer but don’t push me.” 💪🏿👌🏿
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@Lord_Dubbs the judge who sentenced him should’ve done the 13 years. This man is an absolute hero. #IHateAbusers
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@peytnhaag If she dies, she dies.🤷🏾‍♀️ That’s how the circle of life works according to her thought process, right?😆
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@nice_two Sometimes you DO need to tell other people how to raise their kids. This is despicable. This society does everything it can to rob our kids of their innocence. As a parent, why would you be complicit in stripping your children of their childhood?
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@ejayjones49 @MorraPerriadora Sir, a gay man would NEVAH leave the house with knees that dry.
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@CymoneAnne Change your name to Kindle Fire cause you outchea offering goodREADS. Zamn!
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@Stayconsistent4 But when you try to explain the teacher’s side of view it’s always flipped to make them the villains. The abuse many educators take coupled w/the neglect by administration is the reason the profession is in shambles. Society wants teachers to be everything but protected.
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@profitwithant Why the hell would Jay give a stranger “the blueprint” for free? Y’all really need to stop putting celebs on these golden thrones and wake up. Jay’s going to make polite conversation and forget your name by dessert. Take the money…ALWAYS!
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@EvilGalProds @THEEBlackleftie Yes! That’s what got me. A rookie practice squad player giving an AllPro vet playing advice—a pitiful mess.
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@KPRC2 If his picture isn’t he real life version of the following meme, then I don’t know what is: #LockHimUp
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@samthejeweler He bribing the guards for an escape, cause otherwise...
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@kalkerbs9 @MikeyMcD50 Yeah, but he sounds like some finance junkie as well. You may want to keep him around and pick his brain about the markets. Number Neighbor may make you some money, and help get you to an even better neighborhood. 🤷🏾‍♀️ #MovingOnUp
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@le_debut Yes. Plus there is no bottom. It feels like you’re numb and just free failing through a time loop. It’s the most miserable exhausting battle that you daily have to suit up for. Chronic depression is horrible.
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@_DopelyAdorable @the_heva I think because many of us spend a lot of time on Twitter, we tend to assume everyone else does, too. I’m very guilty of that. The truth is a hundred thousand people may see this tweet. 10 thousand may remember it. A few hundred may remember to apply it.
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@iLove_Cookiezz @__AmandiiH @sashanner Absolutely. Your tweet makes me want a backstory to the backstory. Da hell?
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@rahm3sh @questioncom The “Gawd, Bobbie...how we gone get you up?!” Took me out🚑🏥. But, the “Whatcha doing falling?!” carried me straight Kang Jesus. ⛪️⚰️👼🏾 I’m screeeeeeeeammmmmiiiinnnggg!
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@Nxtion_ @NARS79947029 I regret my curiosity. I regret my ability to see at this point. What the entire FehrkdofK?!😞😭
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@dkdennomel @kass____ I just know she said the word, “peasant” before snatching that ritz from her mama. 🤣😂
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@JustinTarnation This is why I always chuckle when Twitter claims NO WHITE PEOPLE know how to season food. White Southerners—particularly, White Louisianans— do. Down here they’ve spent centuries eating from us. You think they didn’t “pick up” our cooking style, secrets & recipes too?
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@tayoshi2 I’m gonna say it again. SAS is who a lot of people think Skip is. Max didn’t deserve to be publicly blindsided like this. And his reasoning is crap. If people truly felt as he claims, most of these current analysts wouldn’t still be on air. Shannon better watch his back.
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@GlizzzyMaguire Folks really impressed by that fortune cookie, Blues Clues dribble. And they aren’t embarrassed to show the world how easily impressionable they are. Wild times.
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@stillgotbank @StevieDwayne The gag is if Future had slept with a mother & daughter, many of you would be RIGHTFULLY calling the related women out for sharing a man. Somehow, Diddy and son escaped the condemnation from most men. Now, tell us about accountability again please, sir.
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@BBKING6911 But the gag is most churches are FILLED with young, single sistas. It’s the brothas who tend to be scarce there.
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@alwaysthebestM @lighter_jordan @unknownvegan_ What in the Twilight hell is this monster?😂🤣 Jacob is wildin’!
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@blushingcarcass You already know. People don’t think past the present. Folks clapping and applauding Will and aren’t considering the trickle down impact his actions will have on other Black creatives. We barely get representation as is. This stunt will water it down even more.
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@Aye_Yo_Jo33 This gave me so much joy. I’d love to watch a series based on Black farmers like she and her family. I love this! Beautiful!🙏🏿❤️
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@DarlyngNikki Keep this same energy should your brother elect not to leave you alone with any of his sons (or daughters). Predators come in both sexes and all races.
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@BertLoch @Cavi712 @indiyah16 @jaycritchNY @EastRenaissance @Bipolar_B Sorry about your loss. I pray that each day forward is filled with loving memories to comfort you and your family.🙏🏿
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@Nxtion_ @NARS79947029 I know I should take heed, but I’m hard headed and curious. I gotsta know what’s on her page. ...Off to view.😞😁
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@queenveej Always telling folk to only pursue STEM degrees, like those are the only industries in society. There are so many non-STEM professions that directly impact our everyday life, yet people readily dismiss, ignore or overlook them. It’s sad.
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@babylove617 Our ancestors chopped heads and burned down plantations with massa and nem in the house. Our ancestors absolutely handed out repercussions. Don’t let the watered down History we were taught in school fool you.
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@Glock_Topickz Did Vlad think Nick Cannon needed to remarry before starting his Brownie troop of kids? I hope he starts airing these rappers out for dropping seeds across all hemispheres like he’s doing over Rhi.
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@prime_bee Homeboy called her a gold digger over $24. She couldn’t get a bucket of gold chuckle cheese tokens for that. The nerve.
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@Creshna1 People excusing this “coach’s” actions have me dumbfounded. Like you said, not one player could assimilate into her system? That’s crazy. She’s made a mark on their lives and not in a good way.
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@xogabbyelle Because they have sense. As a woman why do we go to a salon? If you can save time and you can afford it why not pay someone else to do it?! C’mon sis.
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@ninamonei You’re missing the fact she’s a Black woman. The fact that even if we’re born billionaires the world still sees us as less. The fact that she still had to create, shoot, & promote the content. The fact she stands in an industry that’s still hostile to us. You’re missing it all.
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@themanecobain Wait...I thought for sure your men were firmly set on dating/marrying within your community. So they ashy, too? I have learned something today. Come sit with us, sis!
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@bryiahh @lilembemm And you think that’s something to celebrate? My Gawd some of my people are so lost it’s mind blowing.
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@jamesroan_ @Bornakang That’s the part that had me extremely nervous. I wouldn’t sit there sober and alert. I definitely wouldn’t be over there sleep.😩🤣
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@ChiefsPIsWin_ Erm…Gronk built a career off of doing just that but draped w/five db’s trying to drag him down on his way to the end zone. Kelce is an all time great TE; Gronk IS THE ALL-TIME GREATEST TE!
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@alla_weezy 🤔Show me where the child sized stilettos are.😁
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@Bianca17737904 @phuIani Now, if this isn’t an “edgy” Hallmark movie waiting to be shot. I love it!
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@courtnationnn Exactly! He knows full well that he’d never accept this “compromise” if one of his multiple girlfriends ever presented this energy ratio to him. The nerve. The audacity.
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@solodeauxleaux He’s gonna have to hire someone to lift her hand for the next one. That ring is ringing, chile. No hate from me. Congrats to her.
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@Sue_Nahmi 🤔I don’t know which part is worse: 1) Instead of being an adult & just telling the man you didn’t feel comfortable inviting him over yet, you sent buddy on a “Blue’s Clues” adventure. 2) Posting a detailed description & physical proof of where you live for likes on Twitter. 👎🏿
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@chocolatequxxn @seIIinboof That’s the part that got me, too. Not that the question wasn’t disgusting on its own. But, he ain’t even tee it up. He just bulldozed that into the interview. He’s trash for that.
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@kingkong_89 @nephewluke_ First, thank you for your service. You help keep us safe. Second, could the vehicle you were in float as well? I know the military has multifunctional vehicles.
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@yourditarrie_ Terrible people work at your job/shop at your business, attend your school, frequent your gym and use your bank. You’re likely not going to shun employment, forgo an education, stop exercising or ignore your finances just cause evil people populate every corner of this world.
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@_benjvmins_ That was the most ridiculous debate I’ve ever witnessed on this app. The sheer audacity to chastise women for not desiring a male Gyno over a female one. As if they’re entitled to free access to our bodies.
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@IceCreamTony @DrinkCTRL Do you need an American plug? Cause this sounds like some weight needs to be moved. 😂
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@TyanahAriel @GraphicDesignNY @GMA @CNN You truly are a kind soul. I pray that nothing but blessings fill your life. You’re awesome! Side note: maybe you should write a “how to” ebook that walks others through this process w/ the sample documentation included. You did a lot of research. You deserve compensation. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@jasonvholmes But she did take a chance on him and apparently supported him for a while. Some are ignoring that she likely had dreams as well. Maybe it became too much to carry more of the load to keep both of them and their dreams afloat.🤷🏾‍♀️
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@Chop_Gunna Kerr sat there like:
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@itsme__azairah The school will take my 40 year old money & use it how it feels like. So, I’ll take my 40 self & roll up to Homecoming whenever I feel like. It’s quite simple. I really want some folks on this app to understand life doesn’t stop after 25. You can still enjoy it. My gawd.
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@badgal_ari I hope the local government doesn’t try to stop him. This is so cool. A system like this could really change the future for many impoverished areas surrounded by food deserts. I need to go on his page to see how to get started.
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@BlackBaddies @courtnationnn And that C+ is due to grading on a curve. He tried it!
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@libreezy_14 @realembers The way these Louisiana potholes are set up..l
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@__kingkittyy Wow. I’m sure that was unsettling. I’m terrible with taking pills/vitamins. I find them hard to swallow. But I also don’t want long term issues later in life. I have to get in the habit of taking my VitD’s more regularly.
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@RubbaBandDaRula “As a black man your WIFE should be able to ask you for 1 thousand dollars at any given moment, and you should have it for her. Bottom line. It’s time for HUSBANDS to be HUSBANDS again.” Fixed it for you. Folks need to stop requiring spousal duties to be upheld by single people.
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@BarryOnHere Bill was giving this type of energy! 🤣😂
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@johnXtreme @OneMotolani I forgot that Edison and Tesla receive royalties everytime I cut on my bathroom lights. Really, sir? Really?
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@sims816 @sahluwal @ATLFENIX Well, writing think pieces on Twitter and other forms of social media hasn’t gotten us far either. Sometimes you gotta let the hands do the work and the consequences fall where they may.🤷🏾‍♀️
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@xofire23 The rich lady’s version of a Russian Doll. 😩🤣
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@ZinSpeaks69 You inbred trolls aren’t even creative with your tired, recycled anti-Black quips. If you’re going to be a bigot at least be a unique one. Such an utterly useless person in every way. 😩🤣
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@BoobieBack Thank you for sharing your experience. I pray that you feel more at peace and comforted by the incredible memories you made with your father. I wish you well. 🙏🏿
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@themrd81 And that is frightening, cause people were a hot mess pre-panini.
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@kikiSTFU Granny said stop stressing her with these people’s foolishness. I love it.😂🤣
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@4L_Kush @iihustlee That man said, “I am not fighting to defend your honor. Stay your slow self in place.”🤣😂
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@DerKaiserWerner @BertLoch @Cavi712 @indiyah16 @jaycritchNY @EastRenaissance @Bipolar_B T.J. I will carry you in my prayers as well. No one can ever replace your dad, but love and precious memories will keep his presence in your life. I’m sorry for your loss; I pray that you gain strength & a renewed joy each time the sun welcomes you to a new day. Take care 🙏🏿
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@334sirdent_ “Females don’t care”. But many women do, sir.
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@COLDGAMEKELV Canelita was about to find out how the 2018 version Bambi ends. Really doe...I’m glad my girl is safe.
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@jenny_gxo Yep. That’s why I said there are no villains in this. He’s an upstanding man to immediately step in to be a father to his sister’s kids. The wife is forthcoming. Instead of pretending to be on board w/this immense responsibility, she’s being sincere. I can’t fault either.🤷🏾‍♀️
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@sabreasupreme The BLM organization has been called out for years now by Black folk. Can some of y’all stop these fact free tweets for “likes”? It’s tiresome.
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@light_kitee So, you chastised the op for generalizing Black men by…checks notes…generalizing Black women? Interesting approach.
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@BruceAllmiighty @durktoomany Not mad. But a lot of us are confused. Many men(not all)love saying no one cares about men’s mental health or about men‘s struggles. Yet, a lot of you(not all)brag about not wanting to share your struggle w/loved ones open to being a listening👂🏾. We aren’t mad just bewildered.
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@Cgm89Chas This is beautiful. Congrats to the expecting parents. Also, I really dig how diverse the friend group is. That’s going to be one lucky kid to grow up surrounded by that much love & community. Awesome!🙌🏿🙏🏿❤️
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@izdatyofaceee I’m going to politely get the waiter/waitres’s attention and paying for mine + a nice tip. Then I’m deleting all their numbers as I head to my vehicle.
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@ada_akpala Girl, what? A brotha is boldly and sincerely proclaiming his love for sistas (IN THAT INDUSTRY OF ALL PLACES)and you’re up here trying to “All Dates Matter” his tastes?!
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@Bianca17737904 @soigneehippie Is that a choir I hear, cause you’re preaching!🙌🏿👏🏿
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@jgoldenCRCC Thank you. Folks are out here doing all the heavy lifting for those racist monsters. The focus needs to be on us COLLECTIVELY dismantling White Supremacy not on comparing our traumas to see who had and continues to have it worse.
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@cbs46 And two angels got their wings because of his thoughtful act. Well done, sir.
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@DerekJPlatt Ironically, if you removed that “PhD” from your handle, that side of twitter would be more inclined to believe you. They don’t care for people who specialize in anything. Many of them are convinced that PhD’s are sheep led by groupthink. Bizzaro world in these twitter streets.
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@_Itumeleng_K @NcHword Nah. He met that person with an equal and appropriate measure of snark. There was no need to insult an entire nation in a woeful attempt to be the “smartest in the room”. Well done, Mr. Havoc!👏🏿
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@SpaaceWitch666 You wasted all that space to type that inane nonsense? Chile…
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@ItsMarcusSalas It’s interesting how many people assume fathers are always initially against having a child. There are plenty men who wanted to have a kid then abandon their responsibility after the child is born. And that happens with some married men, too. People can flip on you w/o notice.
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@OscarJoya54 If the snacks sell. If they find a suitable location. How long before they turn a profit? The parents had 364 other days to present this lesson. Let those kids enjoy Christmas with actual age appropriate gifts.
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@NOTKarltonBanks I’m so tired of him and his accuracy. Leave my sisters (and our overuse of emoji‘s during sorority week ) alone, please. I can’t breathe! 🤣😂😭😢😫🤣
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srburris
9 months
Note to all nonBlack folk. On avg my community isn’t thinking about y’all enough to center your people in our daily convos. Furthermore, we tend not to be an indirect group. If your community does cross our collective minds for ANY reason, we’ll HAPPILY say so. #JamieFoxx
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srburris
4 years
@DangItLee @BTInsuranceCEO It was ONE Black Woman who said it and MANY Black Women, rightfully, taking her to task for the tasteless tweet. Just like most Black men hate being generalized, so do we Black Women. You’re attacking the collective for the actions of the individual. Please stop.
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