honest to god you couldn’t prepare me for what he just did I can’t breathe

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

Everyone is supposed to use social media the way Justin Bieber uses social media

yo

controlling ur emotions while on ur period is an extreme sport

she is to halloween like mariah carey is to christmas

it’s the first day of fall 🍂

Yall was just laughing at undocumented immigrants getting ate up by alligators but now "no one deserves this" Go to hell with the mf then

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been

too early?

Tonight

i will handle every situation but let me cry first

Americans can’t afford rent and groceries.

wrap up this summer shit up fr. it’s time to jingle bell fucking rock in this bitch

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Nobody: Me risking it all to look at a cow: