Samantha
@squealNshake
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I ♥️ music, art, geeky things, and more! I’m still growing, and trying to get better. It’s slow going. Supposedly INFP-T 5w4 31yo
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I’m open to role-playing characters from a variety of anime/shows/movie/books/etc. It doesn’t have to be one of the accounts I’ve already made. All you have to do is talk to me about it. If I know the fandom, I’d be more than willing to try RPing someone from it. We could be OCs
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@HumansNoContext
I dunno. Could be Eminem, Slim Shady, or even Marshall Mathers. How can we be sure?
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@HumansNoContext
Personally, I don’t like the added flavor of morning breath in my food. Not trying to impress anyone.
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@InternetH0F
I would petition for the opposite. Layer it in there. Like ice cream, chocolate block, ice cream, chocolate block, etcetera.
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@InternetH0F
Why do so many “hear me out”s end up being about people that are generally found to be attractive? Isn’t the point of it to say you’re attracted to someone most people -wouldn’t- find attractive?…
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@producemoose
@PicturesFoIder
I think I’m glad that I can’t smell ants. Or at least, I don’t go out of my way to try to.
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@PicturesFoIder
The only reason someone should get a shorter sentence for stuff like that is if their life gets cut short first. Sorry, not sorry.
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@HumansNoContext
If that’s really how you feel, break up. Clearly you’re not happy together.
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@RohitaKadambi
To be fair, that particular man didn’t seem willing to change for the better and the “bear” did. Also, she kinda didn’t have a choice for a while there.
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@cravedcuddle
I mean it is made of some of the same stuff, yes. Part of why I get embarrassed about it. I say that, yet I’m posting this. 🤷🏻♀️
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@s8n
Dude, I’ve been awake too long. I read it as I got canceled today, and couldn’t figure out what a phone call from a cat had to do with anything, until I read the last bit.
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@MskittycxOG
@InternetH0F
I never would have gotten that, but thank you for clearing it up. Personally, I like both 🤷🏻♀️ I just don’t put in effort to do that stuff. That’s all.
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@HumansNoContext
Infinite luck, of course. Could lead to having all the rest of those. In fact, it could automatically make it where you can take the other three because someone decides there’s no rule against it anymore 🤷🏻♀️
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@InternetH0F
The phrase she was looking for is bull hockey. I don’t know how to spell it, or where it came from, but it’s the closest thing I can think of that would have been mistaken for bukkake.
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@Bunny27399260
@InternetH0F
Actually, I’m happy to be one of the ones that don’t do all that. I’m not the only one that doesn’t. Sorry you’re not ok with that.
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@InternetH0F
(Not a man, but) I stay in the car to decompress for a while. Usually at least twenty minutes after getting home. Often, I’m listening to music, and/or messing around on here.
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@nemesis88451220
@InternetH0F
But I am like other girls. Just not that kind. 🤷🏻♀️ What do you want from me? I stated a fact, and an opinion.
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@HumansNoContext
If you don’t want hair on your neck, put it in a ponytail. Unless the seat behind you is empty the whole ride, it’s incredibly rude to put your hair, any other part of you, or anything else in someone else’s space.
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@dotinglyricism
Things like interviews or dates where I get asked questions in a less natural way than making friends. Anyone prying into my life that I don’t openly tell things to already just makes me super uncomfortable and makes me feel overly on the spot. I hate that.
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@cravedcuddle
Sorry for ya, but not everyone can have a perfectly round bubble butt. It’s a genetic thing, mostly.
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I found this, and omj I’ve been called out. I’ve officially been labeled an
#INFP
twice now on mbti tests, but these memes and things just keep cementing it. WHY AM I LIKE THIS??????????
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@introvertsmemes
Considering I’ve thought about getting rid of all social media, the only struggle would be a lack of electronic entertainment. I do have a lot of books I’ve been meaning to read. I think I could do it. Two million dollars would clear up some stuff without making me stupid rich.
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@s8n
Of the most recent ones I’ve saved (I’ve collected too many over the years to search through them all), I think I like this the most. Does this count?
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@itswords_
Even though I don’t like talking on the phone, I would if it were the real thing this time.
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@InternetH0F
The 5 cows probably disappeared into the 0’s void, along with the right letters for spelling mathematicians.
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@NoContextHumans
More than likely, I’m going to say “Lemme fix it”. I don’t want to get into some kind of trouble, and a majority of my ex’s weren’t horrible breakups.
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@cravedcuddle
That’s actually a really good movie. I mean, Matthew Perry basically plays Chandler, but I love Chandler. Fools Rush In is the movie.
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@woofknight
Dear ghosts,
If you have the ability to push people and scratch them, could you instead hug me? Pat my back, or pet my head, and tell me everything will be alright?
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@PicturesFoIder
If it’s not yours, keep away from it if you haven’t gotten permission to be near it. Especially something expensive. You never know if someone’s going to get extra defensive and go berserk on you. What this guy did was harmless fun, but just respect other people’s things.
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@lonesfeels
There’s also a chance they don’t think in a way to understand how to fix the problem. Some have to be explained to as if they were a child. I’ve had to have things explained to me that way and have done so. Sometimes, we just don’t understand each other. Have patience, too.
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Just wanna say that I’m glad to have Brendan Fraser back. I always like him in movies, growing up in the 90’s-early 2000’s. Good to see he’s getting back out there! We missed you!
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@PicturesFoIder
November 8: Florida man acquires $4.4 million in COVID relief, spends money on exotic cars
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@difficultpatty
Pacifically, wrongk, aks a question, expresso, expecially, exetera, drawling. The list goes on.
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@User1828384
@HumansNoContext
I beg to differ. If one person is mad and the other seems happier being away from them, does that not seem like a problem to you??? Not saying either person is correct in this. Communication is important.
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@InternetH0F
Red door. I’d pay off my debts, and have plenty leftover to visit my sweetheart and buy him a small house. I’d give him the rest to use to get some food and a working car, etcetera. I want to take care of him, even if we split down the road maybe. He needs it more than I do.
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@MAstronomers
I’ll be kneeling and laughing, with a mixture of fear and relief that it’ll all be over shortly.
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@DothTheDoth
He also took three brides, but I think one person and maaaaybe some housemates might be fine.
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@Jnamean1
@InternetH0F
If you mean, do I know the difference, yes, I saw the difference. Do I care? Not in the least.
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@woofknight
The ExTerminator
Avengers: NintEndo Game
Bellraiser
Glad Max: Furry Road
Glad Max: Underarm
Venom: Let There Be Carnivals
Star Wars: Attack of the Colognes
Nighttime on Elmo’s Street
Can’t think of anything else off the top of my head. I should be asleep 😅
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@SoVeryBritish
That’s something my grandpa used to say once in a while. “If it hurts, don’t do it”.
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@woofknight
Same with cats. I like both and have had both. My family calls me the cat whisperer, but animals in general like me. One of the few reasons I don’t believe I’m that bad of a person. Babies and a good majority of kids seems to like me decently enough, as well.
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@ShouldHaveCat
This cat looks like one of those pretty girls that’s actually genuinely nice to people.
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@Sophia_Nyx
I have way too many… Grew up on a lot of Prince music, courtesy of my dad. He does so many different types of music. An example of one where he plays piano (which I love):
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@wildtiktokss
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When’s “Pancake Day”?
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@itswords_
I would, but I’d only ever be friends with him. I think we could have been the best of friends for a long, long time. Attraction got in the way, and so did my stubbornness. There’s a lot I regret, but I did care deeply about him, and even though I’ve pushed him away, I still do.
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@bewgtweets
On top of spaghetti
All covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
It rolled out the door
It rolled in the garden
And under a bush
And then my poor meatball
Was nothing but mush
The mush was
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@woofknight
Stressful as it is, I’ve been lucky enough that all my costumers are usually nice. Only ever have one bad one once in a blue moon. The worst ones tend to be the ones that are too nice (talk your ear off or are grossly flirtatious).
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@cravedcuddle
This is true. I have yet to meet a guy that can get me there. I still have some hope though.
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@louisebrealey
A lot of people can't get around the fact it's a work of fiction and lashing at you has no effect but making them look bad.
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@m_mmarvelous
Our hormones become imbalanced. Our bodies scream at us for not having kids, and it then gets directed at everyone and everything around us. I have that problem more the week before mine. I don’t really blame anyone for wanting to avoid us. Grumpiness and sadness is unpleasant.
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@TheCinesthetic
For some reason this one is the one that came to mind (Pt 1 here. Pt 2 in reply)
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