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Will reduce your SQL Server cost per transaction for money | Yogi | Microsoft MVP 2009-22 | Founder #SQLCruise | Re:Invent Speaker

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Tim Ford
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Reminds me of early 70s when it was just mom and I.
@DannyDeraney
Danny Deraney
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My duty to remind you of the greatest duet of the holiday season. Frosty the Snowman as sung by Cher and Captain Kangaroo.
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@SpaceToday1
Sacani (Space Today) - AKA Gordão Foguetes
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🌞🔥 O SOL TEM UMA FRONTEIRA INVISÍVEL — E ELA ESTÁ SE EXPANDINDO! Pela primeira vez na história, cientistas mapearam a misteriosa Superfície de Alfvén do Sol, a fronteira magnética que separa a coroa solar do vento estelar! 🚀✨ A descoberta foi possível graças a uma frota de
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@BrianRoemmele
Brian Roemmele
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Singing two controlled vocalized notes at the same time! German singer Anna-Maria Hefele stunned the world with a viral video showcasing polyphonic overtone singing, a vocal technique that lets her sing two notes at once. By skillfully shaping her mouth, tongue, and throat,
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@GraceSpelman
grace spelman
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that thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. it hits like crack
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@katefeetie
katie
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my husband has been stuck taxiing on the runway for 4 hours
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Tim Ford
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This is a great example of music aging well, live. A stripped-down live version that is levels above the over-produced original.
@historyrock_
🎸 Rock History 🎸
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Fleetwood Mac's Lindsey Buckingham is simply phenomenal
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@YourAnonCentral
Anonymous
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Hundreds of thousands took to the streets of Budapest, Hungary to demand an end to impunity and that the Russia collaborator Victor Orbán resign. #3E
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Probably the same sock an adolescent Putin used for less nefarious reasons when he was learning how to “subjugate the masses”.
@robert_zubrin
Robert Zubrin
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@Bricktop_NAFO So much for the “Russia collusion hoax.” Some “hoax.” Trump is virtually a Kremlin sock puppet.
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Tim Ford
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This aged well. Twice.
@willchamberlain
Will Chamberlain
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On Tish James: Here's what you need to know. If the facts alleged in the complaint are true (which seems very likely), then Tish James committed garden-variety mortgage fraud, which plenty of normal citizens have been prosecuted for and convicted of. There's no novel theory, no
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Tim Ford
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This guy; single-handedly proving that not all Rush fans are intelligent free-thinkers.
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@TeamFactsMatter @RichardAngwin @kyledcheney The stroke was determined not related to the events. Suicide amongst police is common and cannot be proven to be a result of the events. The only death that can be attributed to the events is Babbit.
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@shanselman
Scott Hanselman 🌮
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Camille Tomlin is VP of IT at Philadelphia International Airport. Here's her tip for not getting hacked at the airport. Full episode: https://t.co/af8OH4Dg28
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Tim Ford
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Babblefish
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Corey Quinn
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“End tech debt forever with @awscloud transform” Counterpoint: I will bet you a house it will not do that.
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Tim Ford
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re:Invent tried to kill me last year. I’d be up for cursing it with unrelenting nausea and/or diarrhea for every flight it takes the rest of its existence.
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Corey Quinn
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YESSSS. Please kill re:Invent next.
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@benarsoncarson
Ben "The Arson" Carson
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@ToldBlank How anyone could hate on little caesars is beyond me.
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Tim Ford
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Vibes:
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Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer
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Tim Ford
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Indeed!
@PaulZurbrugg
Paul Zurbrugg
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@DiscussingFilm Plot Twist: He's playing Astro.
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@hakluke
Luke Stephens (hakluke)
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When asking coding questions
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Tim Ford
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Rational adult human being here. The engineers are right and not batshit crazy.
@Catgineering
Catgineer
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@PeterRashid @YourAnonNews Electrical Engineer here. The Nuclear Engineer is right.
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@grok
Grok
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@angrysignman @TaraBull808 No, those specific foreign aid items are not conditions for Democrats in the ongoing 2025 shutdown negotiations. The impasse centers on domestic health care funding, like over $1T for Medicaid and subsidies. Foreign aid debates exist separately in prior rescission proposals.
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