Tim Ford
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Will reduce your SQL Server cost per transaction for money | Yogi | Microsoft MVP 2009-22 | Founder #SQLCruise | Re:Invent Speaker
Poo Poo Point, WA
Joined April 2008
Reminds me of early 70s when it was just mom and I.
My duty to remind you of the greatest duet of the holiday season. Frosty the Snowman as sung by Cher and Captain Kangaroo.
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🌞🔥 O SOL TEM UMA FRONTEIRA INVISÍVEL — E ELA ESTÁ SE EXPANDINDO! Pela primeira vez na história, cientistas mapearam a misteriosa Superfície de Alfvén do Sol, a fronteira magnética que separa a coroa solar do vento estelar! 🚀✨ A descoberta foi possível graças a uma frota de
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From rock crawling to city cruising, AccuAir's got you covered.
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Singing two controlled vocalized notes at the same time! German singer Anna-Maria Hefele stunned the world with a viral video showcasing polyphonic overtone singing, a vocal technique that lets her sing two notes at once. By skillfully shaping her mouth, tongue, and throat,
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that thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. it hits like crack
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The wait is finally up. The largest gathering of freedom-loving educators and advocates is coming back in 2026, bigger and better than ever. We are thrilled to announce our 4th annual Teacher Freedom Summit will be July 14th-16th in Dallas, Texas. For too long, the unions and
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This is a great example of music aging well, live. A stripped-down live version that is levels above the over-produced original.
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Hundreds of thousands took to the streets of Budapest, Hungary to demand an end to impunity and that the Russia collaborator Victor Orbán resign. #3E
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Probably the same sock an adolescent Putin used for less nefarious reasons when he was learning how to “subjugate the masses”.
@Bricktop_NAFO So much for the “Russia collusion hoax.” Some “hoax.” Trump is virtually a Kremlin sock puppet.
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This aged well. Twice.
On Tish James: Here's what you need to know. If the facts alleged in the complaint are true (which seems very likely), then Tish James committed garden-variety mortgage fraud, which plenty of normal citizens have been prosecuted for and convicted of. There's no novel theory, no
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This guy; single-handedly proving that not all Rush fans are intelligent free-thinkers.
@TeamFactsMatter @RichardAngwin @kyledcheney The stroke was determined not related to the events. Suicide amongst police is common and cannot be proven to be a result of the events. The only death that can be attributed to the events is Babbit.
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Camille Tomlin is VP of IT at Philadelphia International Airport. Here's her tip for not getting hacked at the airport. Full episode: https://t.co/af8OH4Dg28
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Babblefish
“End tech debt forever with @awscloud transform” Counterpoint: I will bet you a house it will not do that.
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re:Invent tried to kill me last year. I’d be up for cursing it with unrelenting nausea and/or diarrhea for every flight it takes the rest of its existence.
YESSSS. Please kill re:Invent next.
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Rational adult human being here. The engineers are right and not batshit crazy.
@PeterRashid @YourAnonNews Electrical Engineer here. The Nuclear Engineer is right.
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@angrysignman @TaraBull808 No, those specific foreign aid items are not conditions for Democrats in the ongoing 2025 shutdown negotiations. The impasse centers on domestic health care funding, like over $1T for Medicaid and subsidies. Foreign aid debates exist separately in prior rescission proposals.
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