Have some respect for yourself #BorisJohnson (because you clearly don't have any respect for the country) and resign!!!

I can't help but think they are related 🤔

BREAKING: The prime minister has confirmed there is nothing suspicious whatsoever about him ignoring advice from MI5 and MI6 to award a peerage to the son of a former KGB officer who gave him lots of money x

Despite overwhelming odds, 2022 somehow already more shit than 2021.

#Ukraine If Ukraine had anything we could profit from the West would be in there like a shot. Disgrace leaving Ukraine to fight this on their Own!!!

First details of Prince Andrew’s court settlement emerge:

“Sorry, are you on lunch?” “No, just holding and eating this sandwich for a friend”

"I paid my gas bill now I have a warm place to starve to death"

When you hear Rishi Sunak propose a £200 *loan* as a solution for households facing energy bills rocketing by £693, remember: He's the richest MP, who last night in Parliament pushed through a tax cut for bankers worth £1,000,000,000 a year. Sunak's on their side, not yours.

"Mother of God, you must think we were born yesterday, fella."

Downing Street officials offered to waive restrictions on mourners for Prince Philip’s funeral. The Queen refused, on the grounds she wanted to set an example rather than be an exception to the rules. So they threw two parties instead. Full story in the brand new Private Eye.

Spot the difference #OneRuleForThem

I am told that in the garden drinking at the 20 May party with Carrie Johnson were two special advisers who were then working in the Cabinet Office for @michaelgove, and did not work in Downing Street. They were Henry Newman and Josh Grimstone. I have put this to Downing St...

PM insists he didn’t realise it was a party, and returned to his office shortly after they turned the karaoke machine on.

LIAR simple as!!!#PMQs

Watch as Coventry police officer stops to sing Adele with busker #COVENTRY

Things said in cars: "Oh come on mate" "What are they doing?" "Don't indicate then" "Look at this idiot" "He's letting you go I think" "After you then" “Just go!” “You could get a bus through there” “Choose a lane!” “Unbelievable” “Clever place to park” “You’re welcome!”

If she hates the media that much block her!Bet she will soon come creeping back as she is an attention seeker as long as it suits Her!

People who are vaccinated ARE transmitting the virus not just those who haven't been vaccinated.