FUCK IT
@smolbeanenergy
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The worst part about playing Monopoly is when you get to the last stretch where one person is obviously winning, everybody else is miserable, and every turn is just paying said person money.
Netflix is officially buying Warner Bros. and HBO Max in an $82.7 billion deal. Netflix will acquire the studio, including its film properties and TV divisions, HBO Max and HBO.
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we actually just live in hell
CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets. A new era of media is here.
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They're micro-engineering the collapse. Nothing will stop until we own our rage, and step fully into it. It's up to us.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
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This the type of shit you’d see in Bioshock: Infinite
The fight for Western Civilization has begun—and Americanism will Prevail.
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I have absolutely no idea what the audience is supposed to be for the meta comedy anaconda remake
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Things are getting so bad that they’re releasing obama administration movies again
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we have to kill these people
Leaked recording reveals Campbell's exec's shocking remarks about soup's ingredients: “We have sh*t for f*cking poor people. Who buys our sh*t? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the f*kcs in it...bioengineered meat, I don’t
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Deer food that is completely indistinguishable from sexual enhancement drugs
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Remembering being 12yo and I'm actually really fucking sad now
‘The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie’ released 21 years ago today in theaters.
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George Costanza ass thing to say to a woman
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I seriously cannot stop fucking thinking about this What does SpongeBob Big Guy Pants Okay even mean
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This stuff is kind of charming because there's no grift involved. No supplements that cost half your salary, no veterinary medicine that destroys the human gallbladder, just good old fashioned medieval peasant brain.
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins. However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
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The US economy is the most dynamic theater of innovation in the world. The US economy:
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This somehow feels worse than doing nothing
Right now: Anti-ICE protesters hold a 80’s themed yoga class outside the Portland ICE facility.
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chuck schumer and democratic senators:
JOHNSON WON'T COMMIT TO HOUSE VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES AFTER SHUTDOWN
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Post Dreadnoughts.
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