Sweet Meteor O'Death
@smod4real
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Candidate for President (gonna win this year), Precambrian Conservative, Asteroid Apocalypse, Tough on Putin & Iran, Everyone's going to die, #SMOD2028
En route to planet Earth
Joined December 2014
If you can’t trust the Twitter account of a perennially unsuccessful extinction-level asteroid and presidential candidate, then I just feel sorry for you.
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Servant 2.
Collectors are shelling out thousands for highly realistic baby dolls and doting on them as if they were human children. “People think it’s insane because it’s a doll.” .
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RT @faceyouhate: Sacha Baron Cohen took the Gervais path of starting out a funny cult comedian, and then when he got a glimpse of fame imme….
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RT @SpencerKlavan: Hunter Biden looks better at 55 on a steady diet of ketamine and blow than Bryan Johnson looks at 47 after micro-calibra….
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New hack to get around facial recognition technology.
Soooooo after the dermaplane my esthetician wanted me to try a new mask type thing they have instead of my normal treatment. "It's like those old peel off masks so you can drive home and take it off after an hour" Me w driving from Wheat Ridge to Castle Rock rn.
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Rolling into Constantinople with my shirt that says “ex Patre Filioque” and staring down everyone who looks at me.
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The Claret Jug is ultra portable and leads to more public displays, but the Stanley Cup’s comically large size makes for more hilarious appearances.
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This guy’s over-the-top performative masculinity is most often found in men who are singularly focused on repressing their homosexual desires.
@MattWalshBlog Matt doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He was a guy who found a girl and married her. He knows nothing about modern women. Nothing about modern dating dynamics. He knows nothing about women because we’ve slept with more than he’s ever spoken too in his life. He.
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I found a foreign couple helping themselves to my plums a week or so ago. They were taking a large number. I told them it was ok to take a few but they should ask first. I've now returned from the West Country to discover the whole year's crop has gone save some on high branches.
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RT @_vandul: The funniest thing about the Hunter Biden interview is that he has his dads voice & cadence so it’s like watching a young Joe….
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RT @JosephPolitano: The year is 2210. American & Chinese officials meet in Lisbon for the ceremonial "extending of the tariff deadline", ce….
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RT @kaitybella: ACs are typically more energy efficient than heaters and yet no one ever insists everyone freeze in the winter.
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RT @Channel5iveNews: Absolutely insane framing by the New York Times- who lead with Jamie Harrison’s podcast (which was released early toda….
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I didn’t comment on this clip initially because I thought it had to be an AI deepfake.
Hunter: I don't wanna advocate drug use. Also Hunter: Anyway here's all the reasons crack cocaine is the shizzzz--
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