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this is a legend passed down through the ages, even though it sucks
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The council has convened to try you for your many crimes.
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Has anyone else ever looked like this
Richard Nixon sitting at his desk. July 1952.
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riddle de dee
answer me these questions three
else I call the cops on thee
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When there's not enough acorn porridge and honey oat cakes and almond flan and piles of biscuits with raspberry jam and treacle
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My unflavored Turkish chewing gum came in the mail just in time for trick-or-treaters
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Type “sandwich” into your camera roll and show me the good stuff
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when me and my friends come across a really big ET
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How many cubes can you spin in your mind at once? That's your cubescore.
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These people have no respect for history
It is the 7 year anniversary of the most beautifully written paragraph in the history of the English language.
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Once my head exploded because my IQ was too high
What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced in your life time?
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men really live like this and don't see a problem
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showing this to my therapist to describe how I feel on a daily basis
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like this
Making 10,000 calculations per minute to determine whether or not I should get some pizza hot pockets or some meatball mozzarella hot pockets
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You could become 100 percent antisemitic in just under six hours. Wow.
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A hot dog you snap like a glowstick and it cooks itself. I call it Mr. Hot Dog.
Pitch me. Articulate your idea in 200 characters or less.
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God, I'm so depressed. Not even obliterating little dudes brings me joy these days.
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Another day in the Shire letting my shit hang out
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yeah uhhhhhh can I get a dilaudid and a diet coke
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This isn't beautiful? You ape??
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like this
Instead of "Dune" they shoulda called it Worm World, because of all the big worms
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A Game Boy test cartridge used internally at Nintendo to diagnose problems with the hardware contains sprites of Mario from Super Mario Land, modified to be hatless and balding.
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Forgot why I made this photoshop of Death from "The Seventh Seal" standing in front of a huge modular synthesizer
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This happening to me all the time
The "character completely engulfed in flames" sprites from various fighting games.
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I was thinking about starting a new guy on Morrowind.
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I'm not a religious fanatic, my beliefs are bolstered simply by psychopathy and also I'm a twee nerd.
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lol cmon
trying to read Blood Meridian and im only 90 pages in but christ
every sentence is like “the halfdead mule dragged itself over the blasted sunworn sand, lugging its filthy saddle fashioned from horsehair and rawlooking infants scalps. the kid spat dryly into the brush”
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Apparently wannabe Chads concerned with their jawline will buy this to help exercise and bulk up their faces. lol
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Those obelisks are harmless. Certainly, nothing hostile appears near them.
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All of the sissy hypno videos removed from Pornhub. Like the burning of the library of Alexandria.
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Hey everyone, it's me, Ian Miles Cheong. I am an enemy of the Malaysian government and people. I love to traffick drugs and do other crimes which can earn me the death penalty in my home country of Malaysia, which I hate and seek to destroy.
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Oh?
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a lot of people will make fun of this guy's body in a mean-spirited way but then seek someone exactly like this out when hiring guards for their hidden treasury
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POV: you come out of your room and your roommate has some people over.
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RIP Ted Kaczynski. He taught me it was OK to be "weird."
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hahah, goddamn
A Twitter lawyer sent an alarming message to colleagues this morning, saying that Elon Musk “is willing to take on a huge amount of risk in relation to this company and its users” and is at risk of putting the company in violation of its FTC consent decree
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There's really only one subreddit that gives me joy
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Actually they knew it would happen and accordingly added a line of code that dooms your mortal soul for belittling the sacrifice made by the Son of God.
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P-please ... A s-sour USA Four Loko ... is the only cure ...
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This was therapeutic
Steve from Blues Clues posting this after the Nickelodeon documentary, he knew exactly what we needed 🥺
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Ah yes, the African diaspora, which famously has had no influence on contemporary music
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IQ is obsolete now that we have cubescore(tm)
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You're shopping at your local food market, and you notice this hulking goblin from afar.
How do you open?
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This could be our throuple but you are still playing
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The crypto ads last super bowl were so effective that they don't need to advertise this year.
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Small child runs up to Grognard. I put him in a sleeper hold and whisper in his ear, "Welcome to the Thunderdome."
Parent: He's a newborn baby not even a day old.
Me: I am going to suplex this baby for approaching Grognard
Small child runs up to Zoë. I body block and say, “Maybe we don’t run up to dogs we don’t know.”
The parent: She’s three
Me: If she isn’t on voice recall, maybe she should be leashed?
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something like this
I want examples of how a 33 year old man should dress lmao
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I bet if I sacrificed this, God would be sooooo happy
The world's most expensive cow was sold in Brazil for around $4.8 million.
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- hidden re-education center
- mysterious monolith
- a secret all the townsfolk share
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Kinda fucked when an RPG only lets you wear one magic ring per hand.
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Found an Amazon shopping list I had saved a few years back when I was in a depression hole. It's titled "all I'll ever need"
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a "movie shot" that looks like a painting
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T. Swift has done it all. Harsh noise wall. Power electronics. Ambient drone. Dungeon synth. Everything.
Taylor Swift has mastered all 4 genres of music. What else is there for her to do?
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Can't really do Seuss, but like this
The Lorax punching the Oncler so hard his fist goes through the rib cage and out his back.
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Sell everything. Work two jobs: machinist w/o certification by day, wash dishes by night. Buy panel van. Rent loft with six people. Live on hotplate beans. Abuse Mucinex religiously. Experiment with tape heads + DIY guitar pedals. Form power electronics cooperative. 3D print gun.
People age 26+.. what is some advice you would give someone age 20-25?
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Studios won't touch my Matter-Eater Lad script
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Bet my man would've loved Bolt Thrower and a can of High Gravity Steel Reserve.
Facial reconstruction of an acromegalic Scythian from Edrey, Kazakhstan.
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The damage Harry Potter has done to the reputation of wands is incalculable
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I've seen an orc ride one of these once
Everyone's always talking about North Sulawesi Babirusa, but Toigan Babirusa are arguably cooler
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Don't seem to see many forests of 8-meter-tall fungal spires these days
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All of these "when you call me an alt right fascist this is who you're speaking to" photos look like this:
When you call me an alt right fascist this is to whom you're speaking
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Click here to see celebrities with your cubescore.
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When people talk about the "science" in science fiction, they're often referring to astrophysics or computer science. Rarely is it about the science of media studies through the lens of critical theory. Well, I aim to change that with my forthcoming short story everyone will hate
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She's dead? Very good. She was controlling our minds with evil magic. She's a vampire you know. Yep, sucked my blood when I was asleep, every night.
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Had a dream last night I was in a The Bear-type kitchen scenario but I was just a dishwasher. Everyone having a breakdown and screaming and like, "wash those dishes!" and I'm just, "yes, chef! that's all I do, chef!"
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The big sandwich game :)
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Wearing the Apple ar bullshit, and what's this? I'm receiving a message! A little folder appears. I reach out and tap it. An image smoothly expands to fill the entirety of my field of view. No matter where I turn my head, there it is: the internet's most famous anus, goatse.
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@aaronsibarium
Actually it makes you a better, more fulfilled person. It makes you stronger and more ethically robust even.
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If it's modeled after Hitchhiker's why is it's name in reference to Stranger in a Strange Land, my good bitch
Announcing Grok!
Grok is an AI modeled after the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, so intended to answer almost anything and, far harder, even suggest what questions to ask!
Grok is designed to answer questions with a bit of wit and has a rebellious streak, so please don’t use…
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