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@jestermaxxing
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Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa
Joined August 2021
just fuck already 😭
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
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You don’t love food…
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Imagine going into winter rn 😂
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👏👏👏👏
Katy Perry wins her lawsuit over the $15M Montecito mansion, with a judge ordering the 85-year-old disabled veteran who sold her the home to pay $1.8 million in damages.
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Shout out to whoever found such a tasteful yet fitting image for this
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When the shark bite so good you gotta dance at the next table!
If there's a more annoying guy on the Internet, I haven't come across him. He does this nonsense all the time. PS: Thanks for spilling your beer all over the floor.
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12 years later, my friend stole his towel and got in the newspaper.
On this day, 24 years ago, Daniel Bedingfield released "Gotta Get Thru This" https://t.co/ZoGgQOIm6S
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Do you reckon Trump loves watching the Richie Rich movie? I reckon it’s in heavy rotation.
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Earlier I was staring at my empty AirPods container all confused before I remembered I’d already put them in my ears.
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This is my peak? Fuck.
Adolescence lasts until our early thirties when our brain “peaks”, a new study has revealed. Researchers at the University of Cambridge have shown that the brain goes through five distinct phases in life, with key turning points at the ages 9, 32, 66 and 83. The brain is said
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Organiser memes
Very weird that the far left online is now very comfortable using slurs Your reactionary is showing
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Gonna start saying “This is AI - plenty of tells here” at every obviously fake video I see online.
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Love to be the editor in chief at the New York post. Just chomping on a fat cigar and yelling at some intern to find me the evilest picture of Katy Perry they can find.
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Fuck her? But I hardly know her 😏
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SZach
starts with S and we all love it?
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This would be a good end to like a Harold and Kumar movie. Them in the hospital being like “whoever’s the father, I don’t care anymore, I’m just glad we’re friends again.” and then the first baby is Asian so Kumar congratulates him, then BOOM. Twist. The other baby’s Indian.
A 19-year-old woman gave birth to twins and a paternity test later revealed something incredibly rare — each twin had a different father. She was friends with both fathers, only hours apart, and doctors explained that she had released two eggs that were fertilised separately on
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His haircut looks like the first fade I attempted on an elderly Indian man a week into barber school
We found it. We found the worst fucking shirt. (a moment of silence as well for this white-socks-and-knockoff-adidas-flip-flops monstrosity as well).
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