Turdis L’Szechuan 🌴🤙
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Registered 5 to 9er / SPX slave / @nervousrecords
Joined November 2010
Well we’ll just see what my group chat full of mean spirited junkies has to say about that.
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I don’t think there will ever be a funnier combo of this kind of “flags on my truck” guy
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Almost the 4 year anniversary so time to post the greatest video of all time again
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You will never figure out where this video is going even into the end of it
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I have zero idea what is happening here but I have to share it
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Gf’s roommate just fired up a Trader Joe’s chicken tikka masala in the microwave at 10am.
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Page called “End Wokeness”: .“holy sh*t”.
Holy sh*t. 41% of 18-29 year olds say the UHC CEO kiIIing was acceptable vs 40% calling it unacceptable.
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My birthday wish today is just for you all to block gun girl and show me the screenshot of you doing it. Please. I’m begging for this one thing. I’m so fucking tired of you all making her famous.
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We went to a haunted corn field and a girl in the group with us goes “is this real corn” and when I said yeah, she just ripped a cob off the stalk and stuck it in her purse.
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Me in the back of the cruiser as the police officer takes me 40 miles to the station to charge me with a DUI
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You have to pick up the most absurd monkey’s paw in the magician’s shop to be born in 95 and look like this.
This proud “piece of garbage” is proud to be one. Fuck Joe Biden and KH. A reckoning is coming in 6 days.
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Bruschetta just be salsa for mf Italians lol 😂 . ⓘ This user is a Chinese State affiliated media representative.
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@GrimeStatistic “What cartoon would you go this hard for” is permanently attached to my brain.
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How do you guys organize your fridge? Here’s mine, I try to keep beverages to one side mostly
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Oh fuck, the nerd grew up and became an even bigger nerd
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It’s highly possible I’m too old to be around this place anymore
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For anyone concerned: He made a follow up video and the owl was fine and took off later. Can’t download that one.
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ideal day: .5am wake up on farm in tuscany .5-6am eat breast milk ice cream.6-7am eat breast milk ice cream.7-8am eat breast milk ice cream.8-11 eat breast milk ice cream .11-12 eat breast milk ice cream .12-1pm eat breast milk ice cream.1pm-3pm eat breast milk ice cream.4pm to.
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Me to everyone who never shuts up about blood meridian on here from now on
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The creation of the 3 bedroom but 1 bathroom home should be punishable by death
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I love Khruangbin as a concept and for listening to but to actually go to one of their shows and essentially watch them do their taxes and take the bar exam on stage is next level
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Reading both of these articles carefully and thoughtfully as I puff on my bubble pipe and dip my morning dunkaroos into my chocy milk
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These guys are going to crash the market themselves by cashing out all their positions and then blame it on you lol
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For posterity, yes I blocked her a long time ago, she’s been to New York twice in a month and now has 150k followers, I hope you all know it’s bought and paid for mostly through your noble efforts to make her viral. Bad publicity is still publicity.
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The actors told people like one thousand times “the corn is poison oOoOoOo” and now I know why.
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It has just been unveiled to us in the friends groupchat that my buddy has, for some reason, acquired one hundred thirty three THOUSAND pounds of chocolate
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My headlights distorted it but this is also a license plate for NJ FOP guys which makes it better.
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I’m on that seaweed diet. I see weed and I smoke it.
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Try to remember the good times.
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Incredible new discovery by HR International that finds COVID is unable to infect you if you are in dress code and not abusing PTO.
COVID loses 50% of ability to infect after 10 seconds in office air: study
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Weird how these guys are all writing this at the same time, isn’t it?
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Call me gay all you want but stop saying I’m British!!!!!!.
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@Joel00313721 @Deepstatejesus @YDCHPH @JoshuaPotash Yes all of us are billionaire oligarchs with massive destructive companies to our names. We all do this.
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There is a very large possibility they made this woman voicing this over do it at gunpoint.
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Left twitter guy who wakes up at 12pm everyday and Jeff Bezos already landed back on earth at like 6am (aka billionaire’s 9am):. “The earth might be dying but at least there’s definitely a chance Jeff Bezos’ spacecraft explodes today lol”.
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Just found a cute little house that is staged with the most shit all over the place ever what the fuck is going on here
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If this guy saw what I take home he would literally scream
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Can you ***please*** just charge my card on pump 2 I need to fucking go to work lady
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I started trolling on tik tok and it’s like fucking fertile ground over there. Absolutely untouched soil.
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We did it!.
i’m crying “why can’t i, a white man, do an indian accent? instead i am forced to make organic deep house music”
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