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Dog and Plant Mommy🌱🐶|Best Auntie| I'm a paradox, neither happy or sad. I smile at pretty things & laugh at funny things.
Midrand, South Africa
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Apollo is such a cute cute big good Dog🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Vasectomy doesn't work if you don't let your Partner KNOW 👏👏👏
A friend of mine had a vasectomy and his wife is pregnant🫡
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If you get it right on 2, you're most likely to have a bigger n better 1 and 3✌️
😭😭😭 GUYS PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP.
Which one do i start with here, these are all my plans for this year but i dont wanna start with the last thing.
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@Yeyethu_Baballo
@Kabeloa_manong
Homie is also wrong for those mini celebrations 😂😂😂😂
He worsened the situation
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@SechogelaPhadim
I hear you, my mom was like that till I set boundaries.
If you don't set them now, you're in for a roller coaster.
Whenever she'd tell someone I'd assist with money? I'd minus that specific money from her monthly allowance, now she knows better ♥️
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@Mhayise
😂😂😂If we being honest, it's impossible to buy groceries and finish without saying " haaa Haybo, when did this become this expensive"
Askies.
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@Hauwa_L
Aunt : When you getting Married
Me : Your Agemates/ pals are owning two tombstone each there by the graveyard, but you don't hear me asking when are you dying...
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@thechosen_lady
@NalediMOfficial
My dad never liked visitors, never visited relatives, hated attending their events. I’m exactly like him, but I’ve got a couple of Solid friends.
I just never visit people😌
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@LuthuliPumz
@KaroroMitchelle
😂😂😂My grandmother was like that, you'd think she passed out or something... Kanti Noooo, she's changing to a higher louder gear 😭😭😭😭
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@ArcadiaT3
@kulanicool
😂😂Bruh i have to explain to that petrol attendant "My brother ke rile R120 and if you do R121 i tlo decliner" 😂😂😂😂😂
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@SkroefMagwaza
Even on Uber, you literally have to laugh at everything he's saying bc you know it might not end well. If he says something and you've got a different view it might be the end of your damn life bc you've got a smart ass mouth. Women actually go through a lot hey.
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@Common_man18
@sebabatso4u
@TrafficSA
Lapho the ones risking their lives for "Free fuel" don't even have cars😭😩😢
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@Vekelani
@Leversmanganye
Can't you say "babe arevhaye" 😂😂😂
Cheri ya iceboy ke icegal, you go with your person😂
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@MaungaClive
@_ShaunKeyz
Even if you're married, people are allowed to fall out of love with you.
Whatever Was done out of love in the relationship can never be an excuse to kill someone in the name of "I invested"
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#OurPerfectWedding
Xitsonga is one of the Official languages in S.A...Trying to act as if it's a foreign lingo is really low😠😠😠
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Kanti why can't y'all enjoy "The beauty of being parents" without making it a group work?
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@Neliswa_Nelli
Three guys Came to fix our bathroom lights in our office, i was alone and they said "Come check if this is how you guys like it"
I'm sorry if they got offended, but I just said "nah brother's, i trust you know what you're doing, i trust U"
It's impossible to not live in fear!
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@Harry_shuf
We all gonna go party the whole night, don’t worry about sleeping 😅😅😅
Catch them next flights back the following day
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@Mkhathini_03
Not a fan of motivations, so I'll just say "fate"
Whenever it wants you out of something to position you into something better? It will drag you kicking n screaming, angry n hurt. Mara eventually you'll look back and understand why it had to happen like that.. Askies brothers
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@iviwe_mcobothi
My 4yrs old nephew wear Waterboots all the time, i used to look at kids around malls wearing nonsense n go "some parents don't care"... Well, i humbly apologize bazali❤️
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He had a dream that his pinky finger was bleeding, so at 12am midnight I had to wake up and bandage an imaginary wound....
Yes 12:02am😭😭😭😂😂😂
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@RelebogileM
"This is way better than nothing" lol for someone who's definitely working extra hours since they live in?
If it's enough then why don't you pay Aftercare using it and see it if would suffice? Fetch your own ngwana n bath it, feed it, n take it to bed wena self!!!!
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@Lisa_Akh
Had a neighbor like that, one night she was screaming "Help he's going to kill me"
I woke up, called the Police and when they were taking time I ran to the securities.
Police got there, she refused to go with them to make statement and both her n the BF stopped talking to me 🤡
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@Busisiwe_N_M_
@Rorisang_Thage
😂😂😂Mina I understand, we're not good company as women when we do shopping awa.....
We're actually terrible if we being honest😂🤦
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@LMkonqo
Feel I'd want to remove the whole arm when shit hit the fan😂😂, cute Tattoos though ❤️❤️
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@tddoz
@ChichiTNel
Trust me one day she will, i hated my mom n dad for not allowing me to go sleep over at this friend of mine, they wouldn't budge.
I thanked them with tears when news came out that this specific friend had been raped by her own father for YEARS till she fell Preg 😭💔💔💔
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@Rathipa_Rampedi
He wasn't really enticed by that(2 jobs) , I don't mean to sound "insensitive" but most of them are in the streets because it's the easy way out.
People don't want the hardship, hardwork that comes with life.
Also, people get help when they finally decide "They need it"
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From resting comfortably to Attack Mode....
I've never been proud n safe👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
3 men at the park just tried to Rob me and my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They came ka white Polo, Approached us from the back Kanti we Had Apollo.
I need to know what's the best treat I can get RN to Say "Good Job" to a dog 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@AdvBarryRoux
This has none to do with her wearing revealing clothes or stuff. I've seen seen men rape and do worse to toddlers in diapers ... Are diapers too revealing and toddlers needs to "respect themselves" as well? This is just wrong!!!!!!!!!
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@_StrangeOpinion
You think this is for our own good? 😂😂😂
Please, even if you start at 3 then 1 you're still going to end up with a woman who didn't build with you 🤷♂️
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lol the concept of “Homewrecker” is rather wild.
Who left the door open? How did she enter your perfect marriage?
Y’all married women like barking at the wrong trees shame🤣
Lastly, do these men wanna be left alone???
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@Mrd_drops
Very possible, my ex asked for a “break” after I forgot his birthday 😂😂😂😂
To be quiet honest he looked really hurt about it, well I didn’t get why because I’m not big on birthdays 😂
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@Ed_UberDriver
@Koketso78725283
@MhayiseThami
Imagine working hard and not getting yourself anything because you're preparing for a "Clean tent"..
Clean or dirty, no one is coming back. It's all said and done now.
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@NkuliPotso
@DatNtoe
@SirWilliams007
Gal abort mission, if ugowa ku talking stage the relationship is going to send you straight to Weskoppies...
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@Just_Lungile
@ladyhuneybee
After reading this, i don't know you or your ex but lenna I'm angry at him 😂😂😂😂😂😂....
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@ThePeacefulKels
His point is, things are expensive.
Even just Movies for 2(as you guys claim is cheaper) Popcorn Combos, Petrol will definitely take you back to that 1k per night.
If you take someone to movies, means you're not going to spend time getting to know them either way 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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@RampsTMan
😂😂😂Ppl tend to say the worst things when they've got gwababa and can't ask for your number.
I doubt she wouldn't know what her dog eats 😂😂😂😂
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#MasingitaNgobeni
I always wonder why men are never included in "World's deadliest animals" whenever I'm watching-Nat Geo Wild
#menaretrash
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When I bought my car I only slept at home once that whole December 😂😂😂
I remember the walk of shame when I came back in January, i said hi n cracked a joke mara no 1 laughed.
Infact they all stood up and left me there 😂😂💀💀💀 *Tough crowd*
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@IbnMilz
Ncaaaaaa that's so sweet, congratulations even my brother 🙏🙏🙏🙏
May God bless you and perfect 2❤️ even much much more.
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Almost got bitten by a snake last night(for the second time since I've been home) 😩😩😩
Being at home is an extreme sport shame, kopa lift back to jhb today🤦♂️🤦♂️😭
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3 men at the park just tried to Rob me and my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They came ka white Polo, Approached us from the back Kanti we Had Apollo.
I need to know what's the best treat I can get RN to Say "Good Job" to a dog 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@MamaKaNone
@Pres98_
😂 😂 😂 Yhooo, men. He legit got mad that she doesn't understand he was getting robbed. 😂😂
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@sthandwa_zama
@2022AFRICA
Exactly, hence when choosing you need to try by all means to get it right(at the very least closer to right)
Agreed a bad choice can make all this to be just a dream njhe.
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@NnyanaGP
@khanyakhaya
@CyrilRamaphosa
Yhuuu, plus those police officers are so mean when you wanna certify more than 5 shem..
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@LeratoMbula
@_Mellorsa
Even the Bible does say gore "Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.”.
Awa Phela that's too much calling for a married man!!!!
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@Marcus_Junior10
@moshibudi_
😂😂😂😂Then that means the 2 you got wasn't "Right"
Did you see on my statement I said "If you get it right"
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Nah, it's okay to have excuses sometimes bruh.
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@EthanHyenah
If for anything, a kid is more of a lifetime commitment than marriage.
You can't walk away from your kid when it is toxic, but you can walk away from marriage.
Your kid will alway be your kid, even if they decide to be a worse human 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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@retrothekidll
At this stage I know this dog is sick and tired of my nephew😂😂😂
His facial expression is giving "This child keep testing me" 😭😭
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@mmalenyalo_82
That time u "Dude" doesn't take nonsense in the house, has his own couch, kids go to sleep when he get home🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@_Aqua_montez
I sneezed 🤧 yesterday at PnP, This couple gave me a strange look and whispered to each other... Yhuuu guys I was so angry, one Sneeze nyana, and ppl overreact.. Some of us had flue even before this breakout "Various" 😂 😂 😂 😂
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#schoolrape
So having 🍑 is a risk on its own? Can't even take kids to school cuz some men have decided to behave like Animals🙆🙆🙆
Lord!!!!!!
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1stly ain't getting my ass smoked in front of the kids or dogs for something insurance can cover.
2ndly if you follow someone to their house? Expect the worse (They also trying to protect themselves from u)
Lastly, We can't both be dumb in marriage/ relationship please!!!!
This man from Bahunia street in Sandton POINTED A GUN at us!he bashed our vehicle & ran from the accident scene he was driving onto oncoming traffic! I had a 1 year old & a 10 year old pointed by a GUN!
@Lesufi
@Anele
@SizweDhlomo
@mmodiba10
@SAPoliceService
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@Mrd_drops
😂😂😂😂She probably told her girls ka group chat, if you ever see them smiling they're laughing at that fateful day.
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2018😂😂😁😁
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@C_chaba
My brother and his wife ran away for almost a week, went on vacation and left me with the kids n trust me I understood why they had to😂😂😂😂
I'm always happy to babysit, mara shame in one week I had million reasons why I shouldn't be a parent 😂😂
Askies!!
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POV: I'm your wife 😂😂😂😂
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@jasminejabari
@WheelsnToys
Yhoooo went through the whole thread, yol are amazingly beautiful yeses... ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍
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@Mpumiln
Even the secuty guard, he usher that Q with smiles and borrows you a pen if you ain't got one 😂😂😂
They're all so nice, All of them👌👌👌
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27 years???
Go drink redbull and come back home, I'll Hotspot you with my love...
Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-lee are amicably ending their marriage after 27 years:
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I like her😂😂😂😂😍
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@Maka_Olona
@lam_Lloyiso
😂😂😂Did you see the shock that came with "University"
He's so shocked because according to him grade 12 is what he's willing to give n none else 🙏
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Let me answer that Question on Monday 😂😂😂😂
Got drunk last night and planned a trip to go drink n sob by the beach tonight, JHB doesn't have a beach so the closest thing is Durban 😂😂😂😂
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@PhoshPk
@kulanicool
Yey friends like these are more dangerous than electricity 😂😂😂, makes sense why mr Driver is Scares AF...
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@Sosie2
The painful part is how you'd have planned, bought clothes, prepared your mind n the euphoria that comes with going to a trip?
Only to get heartbroken a day before? I wouldn't know how to act... Sorry Sis
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@Duminice
@Chipezeze
@RKhunene
You didn't ask a "Simple question" you asked something very stupid. The only person who's not "Thinking" here is you...
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"The earliest age of retirement is 55-60"
Yhoo i won't make it that Far. I wanna retire, go stay in my plot, cook nice food, drink wine,have enough coitus and travel..
If i do have kids, they've got only 20years to get their shit together and be out of my budget!!!
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This could've been us, but we've got difficulties differentiating between visions n nightmares 😂😂😂
#OurPerfectWedding
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You'd swear Diwali is only celebrated in midrand, cuz wow😐
Ke lighting, thunder and fireworks, Yey there's just a lot going on 🥱🥱
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@abby_twa2
@BbwMaturity
@AdvocateMpohla
@_LeratoMabuza
Imagine kids from all those unsuccessful relationships we've all had🙄
Sometimes we need to be accountable for our decisions, after the 1st child you need to learn something...
It's poor judgment/decision making nje!!
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@SwikiriS
She's not against bribe, mara against the R190 when you've got 3k😂😂😂😂
They're very greedy these ones.
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@Abramjee
Happened Exactly like this to me and my friend this weekend, except they had Guns and meant business.
It will take me years to ever drive back in jhb, i don't care who's stuck there or what.... I'm never fetching or setting my ass in that God forsaken place 😭
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