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Jonah Merchant

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DAY: @OTG_Group @perfectloudness @0xPSUM // NIGHT: Owner @notwaucklandnz // Founded @BizDojo @GridAKL // It's all disco and bullshit. Tell me about the sea.

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined July 2007
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@beaniemaxi
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6 months
Imagine the balls it takes to not only hodl what is now $1.1 Billion worth of Bitcoin for 14 years from a $7800 cost basis, but to just send it all out with a single click and no test transaction.
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Jonah Merchant
9 months
Murderbot coming to Apple, and it looks actually pretty good! The books are great 🙌
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@levelsio
@levelsio
9 months
So Trump is vibe presidenting?
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@punk9059
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11 months
Crazy stat, crypto again setting records. Today’s North Korea vs Bybit hack is the first time in history — in any medium in the world — that there’s been a $1.1bn heist by anyone. Prior high was Saddam Hussein authorising a $1bn withdrawal from the Iraq Central Bank in 2003.
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Jonah Merchant
1 year
Internet please never change.. 😅
@bryan_johnson
Bryan Johnson
1 year
There's now an active betting market on @Polymarket for my nighttime erections. A few things to consider when making your wager: + I return from China on the 16th of Dec and measurement will take place during the final week of the month. I've not previously measured how much
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1 year
Mousey is celebrating her new album / tour de force The Dreams of Our Mothers' Mothers! with special guest Goodwill — this Friday at Pōneke's Moon + Saturday at Tāmaki's @notwaucklandnz! Get tickets NOW via UTR 🐁 https://t.co/d5WQ1btuKI
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Mousey - Album Release Tour - Join Mousey in celebrating the release of her album The Dreams of Our Mothers' Mothers! Playing shows in Christchurch, Wellington & Auckland,...
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@RichardHills_
Richard Hills
1 year
Ātaahua. I’ve never seen anything like this! 🔥 #ToitūTeTiriti ❤️🤍🖤
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@blknoiz06
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1 year
Trump really appointed the richest man on earth is to an actual government agency named after dogecoin, D.O.G.E. - Department of Government Efficiency reality is stranger than fiction
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1 year
"ok how can we draw as much attention to this as possible"
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@HankAzaria
Hank Azaria
1 year
Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?
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@salty_kiwi
Welly Wahine 🍉
1 year
I was telling my Australian mate a few basic things about the Kiingitanga movement, and it occurred to me that maybe some New Zealanders would like some 101 level info as well. So if that is you, here goes. 🧵 1/9.
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Jonah Merchant
1 year
Oof.. the French arresting the founder of Telegram overnight on accusation of the platform refusing to hand over user data and thereby enabling criminal activity.. that’s going to be a serious fight now for privacy advocates vs govts wanting access to user data 🍿🤯
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@AJemaineClement
Jemaine Clement
1 year
I've been to Australia. That was their best dancer.
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@pmarca
Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
1 year
Organizations that don’t have to be competent, aren’t.
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Jonah Merchant
2 years
A great milestone! Congrats to @ChrisCudby and all the UTR team, so much amazing mahi and support for the grassroots music scene in Aotearoa 💪👏👏👏
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Undertheradar
2 years
We're celebrating UTR's 20th anniversary this year 🙌 🎉 Your free nationwide gig guide, independent music news site and locally owned & operated ticketing service is marking this milestone with stylie new UTR tees + a jumbo prize pack giveaway!! https://t.co/S0JEJBRrvl
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Jonah Merchant
2 years
This clip never gets old 💪
@ZeroSuitCamus
Claire Penis
2 years
Imagine going to the club in 1970 to hang with your friends and a band you’ve never heard of called Kraftwerk is playing and they ruin your night by inventing techno music
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@Morgan_C_Ross
Morgan Cameron Ross
2 years
80 years ago today, June 6, 1944, James M. Doohan of Vancouver, led D Company of Royal Winnipeg Rifles ashore at Juno beach. He would be shot 6 times, survive and go on to become Scotty on Star Trek.
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Jonah Merchant
2 years
De School archive is such a great addition to the online music archives. Just been deep diving on 10hr set from Dixon... so good!
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@marcdaalder
Marc Daalder 😷 Wear a Mask
2 years
Pharmac says there are no plans to change eligibility criteria for free Covid-19 vaccination. There's a false screenshot going around suggesting that Pharmac is ending free Covid-19 vaccination for a wide range of people beginning July 1. Again, it's false.
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Jonah Merchant
2 years
This is a pretty good summary of how a lot of people (myself included) feel about Elon 👌
@ylecun
Yann LeCun
2 years
My opinion of @elonmusk I like his cars (I own a 2015 S, and 2023 S), his rockets, his solar energy systems, and his satellite communication system. I also like his positions on open source and patents. But I very much disagree with him on a number of issues. I disagree with
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