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@sidearmjones
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not here as much anymore, ask for my email
Here, there, everywhere
Joined May 2009
my skepticism of adults who say “potty” when not talking to an under-5-year-old continues strong
Multimillionaire 'Squatty Potty' creator arrested in Utah for buying child pornography https://t.co/MkB3PC9fuu
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The Penguins turned Tristan Jarry's seemingly untradeable contract into Stuart Skinner, Samuel Girard and two future second-round draft picks.
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Person who fantasizes about murdering anyone who cuts them off in traffic: “If I lived on the street every day I’d be very well behaved”
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and more today. I don’t know what’s worse: not being able to suss out AI content or knowing something is AI and not caring because “it’s funny”
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One of my favorite Spring Training moments: Zack Greinke knew Vargas couldn’t swing. So calling his own pitches on PitchCom, he went: Max-effort heater down the middle (grunt + half-axel) Two lobs (last one 59 mph) Max-effort heater down the middle again (grunt + half-axel)
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how soon people forget the legacy of Maud S. a shame!
Of the 900 living Mauds in the United States, my wife and I know 4 of them.
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My only recollection of early 2010s stomp clap is an indie rock album from 1998. Anyways, as I was saying, at all the date rapist parties I attended,
My only significant recollection of early 2010s indie 'stomp clap' is all the date rapists at my college liked it and used it as a personality trait. They'd put on 'Aeroplane Over the Sea' and talk over it explaining how the instrument you were hearing was 'actually a hand saw'
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They gave me a hate name: Tyler Fatnow
The back page: Tyler Glasnow is focused on winning his own Cy Young, but the Dodgers are just looking to get...Tyler Fatnow. https://t.co/H5nN73k8wH Subscribe for home delivery: https://t.co/QQtklxRMfz
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was the guy Joe Namath?
Trump: I met the owner. He said, “President, I’d love to kiss you.” This is a very powerful man. I don’t want to be kissed by that man — but he’s a very powerful, strong man. He said, “Sir, I want to kiss you.” I said, “Why?” He said, “Sir, I want to kiss you so badly.” And I
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moved to tears. she’s having so much fun out there
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kind of hilarious that there is an NBA player that straight up just cannot drive and there's nothing the people of north carolina can do about it other than keep an eye out for his various vehicular eyesores
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In 2005, the NBA arrived in Oklahoma City, as we hosted the New Orleans / Oklahoma City Hornets. That lasted two years. For a year, we went without the NBA, and then the Thunder arrived in 2008. This relationship with the NBA has changed our city forever. Many of us have borne
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both mom and dad have separately sent AI content in the past week. grim
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Checks out from Danielson's book, Cena got on his & Punk's case for goofing off in a house show main event and their matches swapped places on the next show ☠️
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this is the same reason the post-Trump 2.0 cultural victory flashed in the pan. nobody actually likes Kid Rock or the Daily Wire Game of Thrones ripoff or that guy’s song about kissing a fish. and they understand that pretending to like it is a thankless chore.
I think one of the reasons Peak Woke burned itself out so quickly was that so many of the cultural products associated with it were clearly, uh, terrible. It caused real cognitive dissonance to keep insisting that stuff like this had any kind of cultural or even didactic value.
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NEW from me: Four (4) NBA teams — the Sacramento Kings, Atlanta Hawks, Minnesota Timberwolves, and Charlotte Hornets — share one thing in common: a minority investor who sold a warehouse ICE is converting into a detention center. it's the latest [eyeblack]
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sadly relevant once again. a decade of this guy being a goon
Had this scorching hockey take saved in drafts for months. No longer relevant, but was back in November: "More like Badko Judas imo"
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