you’ve got to fuck up so bad to not get $8 out of me. i’m stupid, i’ll spend $8 on anything
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@shutupmikeginn @darth Mike what was your most recent meal, I mean your bio says to ask via DM but this seems more fun
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@shutupmikeginn I’ve been paying 14.99 a month for Xbox game pass. I haven’t had an Xbox since 2020.
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@shutupmikeginn @lt_winslow The trick is it has to BE a THING, you can't just take something that I've had for twelve years, try to take it away and then demand I pay for it.
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@shutupmikeginn imagine not getting $8 out of the generations that would pay $8 for extra guac
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@shutupmikeginn @mtrem2 Word. Ad justed for inflation, this would cost way more than $8, and I'd buy a gross of these before I'd pay for a check.
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@shutupmikeginn @mehdirhasan Not me. I’ll only spend $8 on something I like. This place is where dreams go to die. I’m not paying for that.
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@shutupmikeginn @EricKleefeld In the meantime, do you think it's ever dawned on Elmo that Jack never had to charge public users for anything, and still managed to run a very successful platform?
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@shutupmikeginn I refuse to pay $8 for the principle. If that $8 went to someone not playing space cowboy while intentionally creating chaos for his own personal enjoyment, I might consider it. Also, I also have a Prime membership, so I’m not consistent with this position. Lol
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@shutupmikeginn I'm a plays-the-game-on-airplane-mode person. I'm not spending money on a free app. I'll stop using the free product before I ever give them a dime.
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@shutupmikeginn It's true! Ask my local craft brewery! Slap "coffee" or "IPA" on the can and...
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@shutupmikeginn with the amount of debt I have, money is NOT real to me lmao. I gave $8 to a kid selling chocolate door to door today and didn’t take any chocolate lol
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@shutupmikeginn @bendreyfuss Thanks for posting this blue check block bait! It’s so convenient that Elon puts them all together at the top of the replies so you can just whip thru blocking them
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@shutupmikeginn Ditto. I make terrible choices, too. Like spending 12 dollars on a chipotle burrito. Yet, Musk poisoned the well so bad he will never get a cent.
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@shutupmikeginn @Eve6 Today I bought an easter themed pillow with carrots on it in a 75% of clearance section. Why? Well, it was only $8. I have no clue what I’ll do with it but I couldn’t pass up that deal. I too am willing to spend $8 on anything.
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@shutupmikeginn @mehdirhasan I spent $5 on a hat at the Dollar Store. I’d rather go back and buy one every month for $8. Like the same exact one.
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@shutupmikeginn one time these kids came in selling candy and a coworker mentioned she wanted one and I immediately pulled out my wallet ended up buying $20 worth cuz I thought maybe other workers might want some
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@shutupmikeginn I spent $100 on a Rubik's cube yesterday with $10 in shipping but Elmo will never get my cash
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@shutupmikeginn This tweet is set up with the premise you feel that people genuinely care about what you say. Pay $8. Don’t pay $8. No one really cares. If you make people laugh great. Pretty sure if you don’t care about you having a blue check no one else does. @elonmusk
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@shutupmikeginn Here I'll sell you this picture of my breakfast for $7 so you even save a dollar!! https://t.co/mmBg1bukxj
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